Girl, Get Your Life Together

We back with more seltzer’s, more rambling commentary and more us. Just what you needed this Tuesday! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The episode you didn’t know you needed (so good it comes in two parts). Kate & Micha taste test all the hard seltzer’s in Micha’s fridge. Their palates? Questionable. Their dedication? Unquestionable. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Yeah, you know me! We down with AOC. All hail the queen of Congress, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. This week we talk AOC’s viral speech and how we’ve personally encountered violent language against women.

Camping! It’s a PNW tradition. Some of us love it (Kate), others not so much (Micha). What are the pros and cons? We have some opinions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Kate & Micha answer those hard hitting questions like, would you rather have knives or penises for fingers? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ever watch one of those Discovery Channel documentaries on animal births? This is kinda like that... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hello from quarantine! What have we been up to? Whose to say...p.s. wear your mask. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is important. Black Lives Matter. All Black Lives Matter. Donate. Educate. Support.

New decade, same hot mess express. Join us for our final episode of season 2 where we bring roaring 2020 vibes with Pokémon, Birdcage, and #worldwar3. Charge your crystals and get ready for our hot takes on what’s to come this year. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s us! Kate and Micha, your favorite holiday angels. We’re here talking all things holiday-esque. From traditions to survival guides, to anniversary cards from near strangers who’ve seen one of us naked. Grab your nog and a scrumptious Yule log. It’s #ggylt time! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Kate and Micha attempt to list the reasons why they love each other...or why people love them...or something along those lines. We completed a list from the 52 Lists Project. We may have misunderstood the assignment but that’s part of our charm. Right? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hello and welcome to the anxiety den ft. Kate, Micha and Josh. This week we talk all things mental health. Depression, anxiety, medications and the works. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Back with everyone’s favorite topic; S-E-X...health! We guarantee this episode will be slightly more informative than your Sex Ed class in high school. Well, we hope so. We’re probably about as qualified as those teachers were anyway, or so we tell ourselves. Listen and decide for yourself! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Kate and Micha need therapy. Luckily, they found miracle worker and all around badass, Dr. Sierra Swing. Peep this episode for a taste of our inner psyche as we talk shit about that old school therapy stigma. It won’t hurt a bit. We promise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen...Kate has questions about pregnancy, and since Micha is pregnant, she answers. Has she taken the recommended classes? No. Is she at all qualified? Also, no. But she has a master’s degree, so she’s basically a doctor, right? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Thinking about Botox? We are! Well, Michaela still has to wait about 4 months but Kate goes under the needle to stall the tides of time. After all, this is what you do when you’re 30, right? Listen in to learn all the deets on our new skin obsession. Special thanks to SkinSpirit Skincare. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

All hail Queen Lizzo! This week we talk body positivity. From loving the figures we’re in to the first time we felt “not quite right” in our own skin. Now, Micha is off to the pool in her maternity swimsuit to practice what she preached...let us live! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WE BACK! This week we touch on that silent but deadly killer of all things joyful (hey, Marie Kondo): comparison!We are all guilty of letting those negative comparisons ruin our outlooks. So, let’s talk about it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tease! Tease! Tease! Here’s a little sneak peek at what’s coming in season 2. You won’t want to miss this...

Need to let off some steam? Us too! Listen to our final bonus episode before season 2. We talk pregnancy, dating, Kate boning a guy in the house she owned with her ex-husband and much more. Special thanks to Juniper Nail Bar in West Seattle. They made us feel beautiful despite our dark, disturbing and sometimes crazy (Micha) thoughts.

Hey... it’s been awhile. Here’s a quick update on life...so, yeah. This should explain some things.

Hello, coven (or as Kate would say cove-n)! Today we are getting a little mystical with our friend Steff. Listen in as Steff does a tarot reading for our mind, body and spirit. Spoiler alert, she’s a magician. Also, it’s Harry Potter’s birthday, so magic is real. #wheresthelie

If Micha suffers from massive anxiety, Kate suffers from massive fomo. So naturally, she can’t let Micha have all the side note limelight! Here Kate shares things she is loving this summer that are helping her get away from fomo and instead cultivate jomo.

We missed you! Did you miss us? We also miss Amanda Bynes. So, welcome to this deep dive on her IMDB page. It’s unnecessarily long. You’re welcome.

Did you miss us? Well, listen up because we have BIG news. Kate’s a wizard! And she’s about to get sorted. Is she a Hufflepuff? A Slytherin? Undeclared?! Find out by listening right NOW. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It’s the season finale! Almost a full hour of us answering your questions and recapping our romance/relationships season with a special guest (one guess who! Hint: read the episode title). Thank you everyone who has listened to our first season of #GGYLT. We hope to keep making this quasi-good content for you next season. (Quote credit: P.S. I still love you by Jenny Han). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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Breaking up is hard to do...for either party. This week Kate & Micha talk their biggest breakups and how they “recovered”. Surprise! It does not involve eating large quantities of ice cream. It does, however, highlight the teachings of breakup queen Ariana. Yuh, yuh. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sorry, mom! Sorry, dad! Today’s episode we’re talking sex.

Congratulations! You might be engaged! Or you might be secretly shopping for engagement rings online. Who says you need a fiancé to be engaged?! This week we talk bridal parties, weird traditions, and pretty much all things bridal. In the words of Billy Idol, it’s a nice day for a GGYLT episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dating; so good it needed part 2! This week Kate and Micha talk long term commitments. Introducing a partner to your family and friends, moving in together, marriage, babies, etc. This episode is all about getting serious just like we hope your future relationship will be. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Still curious who we are? Want to delve deeper into our inner psyche? Want to know what makes us tick? Better yet, want to find out who shit their pants most recently? Listen in! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Explicit content warning! Mom, dad, Pastor Ted...don’t listen to this! We talk losing our virginities, dick reveals and sex positions. From first time water works to one minute men, no one ever forgets their first...unless you were drunk like Micha. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The big D on every newly single person’s mind. The thing we love to hate. The focal point of every rom com. With a Seattle cider in hand, we’re talking all things DATING. From tinder to potential murder plots, buckle up and see if you’d make our dating cut... P.S. prepare for foul language and descriptions of the other big D in the dating world... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Crushes. We’ve all had them. From JTT to that girl in your chem class to the guy you sat next to on the bus. So, take a deep sip of your vodka soda and listen while we recount every heartbreaking, embarrassing, over the top crush we’ve had in the inaugural GGYLT episode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A reminder! We are not adults in any way, shape or form. Consider yourselves warned! But listen to this disclaimer just so it really sinks in. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hello, it’s Micha and Kate, the hosts of the Girl, Get Your Life Together podcast. Allow us to introduce ourselves, and this podcast, where we explore everything we don’t have together. Specifically, romance and relationships! Tune in to this teaser for our a/s/l and a bit more of what’s to come. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app