Hard Boys

We discovered the cum particlehttps://www.patreon.com/hardboys

I love uOutro music:https://rewindfields.bandcamp.com

Our minds are in the gutterIntro song by David Shade (IG: @davidshadedavidshade)Listen in full here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7t9kfmmA3U

Come on down to LBQ in Wellington on the 23rd of February for Randy's Pop Up Deli (IG: @randy_hates_you)Thanks to Dane Burke for the intro:https://soundcloud.com/daneburkeThanks to Rackets for the outro:https://racketsonline.bandcamp.com

Come on down to LBQ in Wellington on the 23rd of February for Randy's Pop Up Deli (IG: @randy_hates_you)And Happy Valentines day, spoil your girl, because she loves you and will be with you forever. Express your heterosexuality in the most homosexual way possible, get on your knee and give her flowers. I'm so lonely.Outro music by the biggest G, David Shade. Check out the full song here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWAtLHjMas

Hit up LBQ in Wellington on the 23rd of February for the Randy's Deli Pop-up (IG: @randy_hates_you)Put some coin in our pock here:https://www.patreon.com/hardboysThanks to Dane Burke for the intro:https://soundcloud.com/daneburke

Randy's Deli pop-up will be at LBQ bar in Wellington on Feb 23rd. Follow @randy_hates_you on instagram to keep updated.Put some coin in our pock here:https://www.patreon.com/hardboysThanks to Dane Burke for the intro:https://soundcloud.com/daneburkeThanks to CHEATS for the outro. Listen to their music here:https://cheats.bandcamp.comPeace and Gay

Throw a couple shecks to the patreon, h**b!https://www.patreon.com/hardboysIntro music thanks to Leaping Tiger (@leaping.tiger on IG) listen to the song in full here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCituPqW5TkOutro is a classic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmwSvy3Vlc

A doozy. Perhaps our voices could help you get to sleep.Thanks to sklshtr for the intro music:https://sklshtr.bandcamp.comAnd Smokestack Slim for the outro:https://smokestackslim.bandcamp.com

None of the views expressed in this podcast are necessarily true or reflect that of the actors featured!Thanks to the ultimate homie Dane Burke for this weeks intro music:https://soundcloud.com/daneburke

welcome to the boring 20's music this week by ariel pink i didnt ask for permission don't tell himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHJlu_8PzY

Sorry it's late too busy playing with my new christmas toysThanks to Negative XP for the music this week (@mkultravictim69 on Twitter). Listen to it here:https://soundcloud.com/negativexphttps://www.negativexp.com/Peace and luv

Merry Christmas for Christmas this year we are giving you the gift of our worst episode yet I have a bad case of the ketosis flu, leaving my brain in a state similar to that of Uncle Naughty List Joe Biden's. What do you want for christmas this year, I want a second playstation so I can complete two player GTA heists by myselfm, and santa, if it's not a 1TB ps4 PRO im going to find wear you live (Ive heard somethings on the internet about where it is so it shuldnt be to hard) and make Mrs Santa Clause give me brain because i know that bitch must get lonely in december when ur out making all the children's wishes come true (all but apparently not me) i just don't get it santa like what did i do 2 piss u off? Ive been good all year except for whenever my friends are being retarded and i have to put shards of glass in their food(its too teach them a lesson, its the same kind of tactics that a lot of powerful but slightly twisted historical figures i seen in movies used to gasslight people into doing there bidding) Which was completely necesary i don't how you spell that word but i think its ok because i am 7 turning 8 in a month but we don't learn gay words at school yet. I called my PE teacher a fat whore cunt i know that was mean but A lot of people so worse things like words i can't say but still get good presents every year Santa so i don't get what you're problem is, is it because ur a fat Fucker and are jealous of my genetic potential (im only 7 so i have a few years to reach my final form/state of being and consienceness) if it is its ok ill Show you how to get into Ketosis and the Fat will fall off bro, Have you heard of Martin Cabello III? Bro check him out on Instagram he' I think you met him actually unless it was just a fake santa in that video. Anyway santa you're being such a G** F**k I think you would have more friends (that arent midgets) and get more pussy (not from ur beat wife) if you gave me a PS4 1TB PROFollow us on IG @hardboyspodcast

Thanks for listening. Music this week by Kealy (IG: @kealy_c), listen on spotify here:https://open.spotify.com/artist/3HB3z1ryEwqlWrpokt2b6G?si=spTeF37IRKSHLSZ8uwj3owIf you want your music on the show, DM us on IG @hardboyspodcastSupport us and subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive content (in the future lol):https://www.patreon.com/hardboys

Big long dong episode this week folks thanks for listening. Thanks to Cindy (IG: @cindypopgroup) for the music in this episode, you can find their music on spotify and the rest:https://open.spotify.com/album/5bOJEOlVaa2rRBuyGP4dnm?si=JrLcJ7f1RSmhJfjVgGIHRQIf you got music and want it on the show send it through in the DMs on IG @hardboyspodcast

Joined today by Dinner John (IG: dinnerjohn.co.nz). He's a hard case but wise beyond his yearsThanks to David Shade for the intro and outro music, listen to it in full here:https://www.iamdavidshade.com

Another classic episode just me and my boyfriend.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hardboysDM or e-mail me if you want your music in the next episode. Thanks to Ed Schrader's Music Beat for the tunes on this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZTIkX8NNXg

Think of this as a bonus episode lol

3/9ths of Auckland's most SS Tier meme page (@lordauckland on IG) join us today to talk about Wine Cellar Old Heads and metrosexuality.Part 1: 00:00 - 47:53Part 2: 47:55 - 01:27:18

Fat fuck Jayden continues to height shame me please stop

Fat Jay and Dan check out the news and discuss sensitive issues candidly