Follow two girls in their 20's as they revisit shows from their childhood! From Disney Channel and Nickelodeon classics to other notable movies and shows of the 2000s, they talk about their most iconic moments, plot holes, what did and didn't age well, as well as where the cast is now.
Sierra Pannell and Morgan Lynn
Ok everyone, hear the hoes out. Yes, this episode is extremely long - BUT it is also somewhat funny! After hyping this episode up for months, the hoes finally completed their drunk assessment of The Polar Express do with it what you will.
Despite Morgan's chaotic energy, the hoes had a good time recording this episode! Listen as they discuss some disturbing facts about the movie, obsess over Christine Baranski, and question the geography of Whoville.
The hoes are back for the holidays and first up on their watch list was the Santa Clause. Listen as they revert back to believing in Santa, question the timeline of the movie, and find out some very interesting things about Tim Allen.
The hoes are back and discussing One Tree Hill Season 2! Listen as Morgan obsesses over The Wreckers cameo, Sierra not being able to get over Lucas wearing nasty flip flops, and so much more!
To finish out the Halloween season, the hoes watched Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Yes, this movie had lots of plot holes, but it did unlock a scary memory from the hoes' childhoods. P.S. The hoes are taking two weeks off, but will be back November 18th with season two of One Tree Hill.
The hoes are back with another classic Disney Channel Halloween movie! While this movie may have scared them when they were kids, the hoes are wiser now and can spot a shitty movie when they see it. Make sure to stick around until the end to hear the hoes laugh so hard they almost stopped breathing because of a review!
The hoes continue on their Halloween movie journey with Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire. This was the first time the hoes watched the movie separately, and boy was it chaotic because of it!
It's October, so you best believe the hoes are watching all things related to Halloween! Listen as they discuss the sequel to Twitches, which somehow may be worse than the first movie. BUT, this movie did provide good discussion on guy liner and potential tv shows the hoes want to be created!
If this episode sounds like a complete disaster, that's because it is. The hoes invited their friend Quinn to co-host with them which sounded like a great idea, but then they drank a collective 3.5 bottles of wine and things got a little sloppy. With that said, enjoy!!
The hoes simply did not have the energy to make a regular episode this week. Instead, they decided to talk about how they thought their lives would be when they were kids vs what they are actually like. Listen as they make some weird confessions and laugh through their current pain.
The hoes have been feeling all types of emotions lately, so they thought it was the best time to watch a classic Nicholas Sparks movie! This episode you will get to hear topics ranging from the judgment of body modifications to how Miley Cyrus cutting her hair was a cultural reset.
The hoes are back with more Harry Potter! Listen as they discuss intense whispering, logistics of the magical world, and (of course) Morgan's obsession with dark shit.
The hoes finally watched a movie they enjoyed both in their childhood and today! Listen as they discuss all things A Series of Unfortunate Events. Also, if you are tying to get into contact with the hoes and they don’t get back to you it is 100% because they are manifesting meeting Jude Law.
While the hoes swore they wouldn't do an episode on the Bratz movie for a while, they simply couldn't wait! This episode might be the most chaotic one yet, but if you want to hear conversations about shark tank, stereotypes, and slut shaming dolls then this is the episode for you.
The hoes had a bit of a rough week, which was only made worse when their Instagram followers voted that they should watch a Barbie movie instead of the Bratz movie. That being said, it ended up being a good watch that involved Tik Tok content and conversation about representation.
Buckle up, because the hoes went on a journey in this episode! While they concluded that The Golden Compass stole 2 hours of their lives they will never get back, they did discover that Daniel Craig is an absolute daddy and the world needs more polar bear content. Bonus: If you want a fun drinking game, drink every time the hoes mention Sam Elliot
Warning: If you do not want your childhood feelings and emotions about Twilight to be ruined, do not listen to this episode! While the hoes were devout team Edward girls growing up, in watching New Moon they have changed their tune; listen to see if you agree.
The hoes are back and picking up where they left off! They finally finish their Mermaid March series by talking about The Little Mermaid and find out that it is just about as problematic as it is iconic.
This might be the hoes' favorite episode of Mermaid March yet! Did the logistics of this movie make complete sense? Absolutely not, but they loved the merman focus and the story progression nonetheless.
Listen as the hoes discuss this classic 2006 movie full of friendship, blue hair, and mermaids of course!
The hoes weren't able to put out a regular episode last week, but they are back and ready to continue with their Mermaid March! Listen as they react to the iconic Australian mermaid show that is H2O.
Riverdale finally wrapped up this whole Stonewall Prep/Baxter Brothers storyline and the hoes couldn't be happier! Listen as they go through the complicated story of who tried to kill Jughead and why.
The Riverdale episode this week was wild, and the hoes are ready to talk about it! Is Jughead really dead? Are Betty and Archie going to hook up? Is the show's writing highly questionable? Listen to find all this out and more!
The hoes decided to do what they are calling "Mermaid March" and start it off with a movie that doesn't have a single mermaid in it... but there is a shark! Listen as they discuss this truly awful movie that somehow George Lopez signed on for.
The hoes really aren't buying this whole Jughead is dead thing. Nonetheless, they are excited to talk about this week's episode of Riverdale!
You've got angsty teens, vampires, hot guys, and danger. What more could a young girl in the late 2000s need? In this episode Sierra and Morgan discuss the iconic movie that is Twilight and also give a PSA about going to your local public library and reading more books - the hoes have range you guys.
What do rum businesses and Riff Raff have to do with each other? Absolutely nothing, but the hoes found some way to talk about them all in this weeks Riverdale Rundown!
Listen as the hoes discuss their favorite childhood twins and their wacky hotel shenanigans! Also, make sure you follow them on Instagram and twitter @hoestalkinshows for all updates.
The hoes are a combination of being sick and exhausted. So in this Riverdale Rundown you will obviously get a play by play of the most recent Riverdale episode, but also some tangents about hating chess and adults not checking in at the front desk of schools.
The hoes aren't lying when they say this was the most ridiculous episode of Riverdale this season has had! There were sledgehammers. There was tickle porn. There were 17 year olds making rum. Need they say more?
Did you watch Ice Princess growing up? Did you think it was a masterpiece? Did you think the main character was super cool and talented? Well so did the hoes; but they are here to tell you that this movie is actually a cringe fest full of annoying characters, common sense physics, and a zamboni. On the plus side, the soundtrack is a total banger.
Riverdale is back and so are the hoes! Listen as they go through the latest episode of Riverdale and continue to question every part of this insane show.
Things to take away from this episode: give the hoes a few white claws and they'll think anything is funny, they have no idea what turkish delight is but have never craved it more, and they are suckers for a good crown.
The hoes are back from their holiday break and hitting the ground running with season 1 of One Tree Hill. The pair discuss everything from the iconic music to the disgusting low rise jeans, and had the best time doing it!
The hoes were feelin' some type of way when they were recording this, cause this episode is equal parts Riverdale content and random stories - which honestly made for some pretty hilarious moments tbh.
Yes, the hoes know this is a long episode, but its Harry Potter so can you blame them? Listen as Morgan and Sierra get the most nostalgic they've gotten, while also finding time to roast each other and bring up random stories.
Not only are the hoes back and better than ever, but so is Riverdale! If anyone needs any reason to watch this show point them to this episode, because it was full of all the ridiculousness the hoes have come to love.
This episode of Riverdale was not the hoes' favorite and had them longing for the OG Riverdale where four high schoolers were working together to solve murder cases.
No one: The hoes: "... IF THERE'S DANGER OR TROUBLE I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL KIM POSSIBLE *beep beep beep beep* SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?" Damn, that shit slaps.
This episode of Riverdale was especially ridiculous, which means Sierra and Morgan loved it! Listen as they react to Cheryl's weird story line, kids who do illegal activity for pizza, and Betty not knowing how to conduct a lie detector test.
Things we have learned from this episode of Riverdale: 1. Logic doesn't matter in Riverdale, only "serial killer genes" do, and 2. Dying is a better option than going to juvenile detention.
The two hoes brought in a bro as a guest star, and let's just say things got chaotic. Nevertheless, all three agreed that this is one of the best movies of our childhood.
If you thought Riverdale would kill it in the Halloween episode department you thought wrong. This episode was not the best tbh, but don't worry there was still much to shit on.
To end the Halloween season, Sierra and Morgan watch Hocus Pocus and decide that it is hands down the most iconic Halloween movie of all time.
In this week's Riverdale Rundown you will hear Sierra obsess over Chad Michaell Murray, Morgan not pick up on the lingo used in illegal activity, and both of them question the population of the town this stupid show is based in.
This week Sierra and Morgan realize they love a good plot twist by watching the iconic Halloween episodes from Hannah Montana, That's So Raven, and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Sierra and Morgan are back for another Riverdale Rundown! Listen as they question who made this show, what the show is even about, and why they even watch.
Join Sierra and Morgan as they rewatch Halloweentown and basically gush over Debbie Reynolds the whole time.
Morgan and Sierra love their childhood shows as much as the next, but they couldn't stay away from one of the cringiest teen shows of today. Join them as they talk about this week's episode of Riverdale!
Join Sierra and Morgan this week as they realize Twitches is actually fairly cringy, although still iconic.
It's officially Halloween season and Sierra and Morgan are kicking it off by watching The Haunted Mansion!
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