Mix Master Podcast

Go back to "Hop" Cyclops. Nobody wants you here.

'Murica.

Sorry this took so long. I'm a boomer when it comes to electronics.

“The avoidance of idiocy should be the primary and constant concern of every intelligent person…”- -Nero Wolfe

I hope you’re feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on this zip-a-dee-doo-dah day!

“He must protect the lives and interests of the people, appeal to his fellow citizens’ patriotic interests, and, in general, set the welfare of the community above his own.”- -Marcus Tulius Cicero

“It’s me again, Harry the Hog Dog...”

“Rakkety-Rakkety-Rakkety Tam, the drums are beatin’ braw. Rakkety-Rakkety-Rakkety Tam, are ye marchin’ off tae war?”

Dreams really can come true

“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”- -Jean Louis Borges

Ya ever notice this show is basically a pro-choicer’s nightmare? Think about it...

This kinda ended up turning into a sermon.

Stop it. Just...stop it right now.

Yeah, I memorized the Dragon Slave chant. So what? Ya think that’s funny? What am I, a clown? Do I AMUSE you?

INTO THE MACHINE! INTO THE MACHINE!

Gotta go fast. Try to keep up.

I keep writing Adam Wingard’s name, but now he’s just moving on to Godzilla vs King Kong!

Reviewer’s blood marches through my veins like giant, radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

Y'see, this's why I'm a dog person.

Why hasn't this company done more? Why?!!!

I thought rats carried the plague?

Rough start, but I've been on hiatus.

A short one, but I'm just getting started

Tha' hell is an 'academia'?

*Insert kickass metal opening here*

The lost potential of this film is truly LEGENDARY!

Who says cartoons are just for kids?

Vampires suck...oh, do they EVER!

Broom-copters, cannibalistic mushrooms, and hideous imps of Satan. Suck it Disney!