No Comparison

This Best Of No Comparison episode features our "That's Poetic" game entries from Season 1. If you've been hankerin' to relive Sarah's rendition of the Full House theme as Bigfoot, or Jon's West Coast hipster spoken word atrocity, then this is the one for you. We shamefully bring you our finest collection of dope rhymes, vocal stylings, and other crimes against culture for your listening pleasure!

We decide our ultimate champion in the inaugural Slanderbowl! We've each picked our favorite topic from Season 1, so it can be taunted, trashed, and torn down by our adversary in this winner-takes-all finale. Sarah cancels Jon's beloved TV Game Shows, while Jon torpedoes Sarah's golden child, Shipwrecks. OG guest judge Mary returns to tell us which topic is more thoroughly slandered, and which one will hoist the coveted No Comparison Trophy. This episode's events are “Two Lies and a Truth,” “Word Association,” and “Hey, That's My Enemy.” As usual, incriminating outtakes round out the fun. 

We bring in legal professional and convicted trespasser Chad to decide between two revered contributors to society: Sarah's maritime man, Jacques "cool cap" Cousteau, and the center of Jon's favorite new universe, Mr. Chuck E. Cheese. Join the crew as we strap on the ol' snorkels and cash our game tokens to play "Life Without It," "On the Stand," and "That's Poetic." Stick around for our ball pit of outtakes and stories of crime and punishment.

This one is an all-costumes clash! We've got folks dressed as foam-bodied cheerleaders versus a movie franchise featuring our future primate overlords. Jon pits his simian dream team against Sarah's sweaty walking bobble heads, for appraisal by our guest judge Jared. Our games: "Two Truths and a Lie" and "Hey, That's My Friend," in their normal configuration, plus a remix of "On the Stand," courtesy of our creative judge.

Come on down for a battle between wholesome family entertainment and Magic Mike's wardrobe! Sarah wields Tearaway Pants against Jon's TV Game Shows as guest judge (and legit subject matter expert!) Chapin must decide who will get all the cash and prizes. Our games this time are classics: "Desert Island," "Two Truths and a Lie," and "That's Poetic." A bonanza of episode outtakes features our usual goofs and a bonus game show tale.

We find ourselves in a sticky situation! How does one know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em? So we pour one out for Kenny Rogers, grab a PB&J, and ask guest judge Katie to make the best of a bad hand and pick a winner. Will it be the pride of Georgia-sourced sandwich spreads, or a playful box of paper? Our games this episode: Tattoo Parlor, Hook Up the Trailer, and Hey, That's My Friend! Plus, gluttons for punishment will enjoy our usual jar o' chunky-style outtakes.

We debate disasters of the nautical and musical varieties in this banger of an episode. Join us as we sink to new depths to find out if coordinating overalls and dance moves are enough to overcome maritime mishaps, with the help of guest judge Alicia. Our games of choice? Desert Island, Two Truths and a Lie, and That's Poetic. And - because the No Comparison party just don't stop - stick around for our usual post-credits outtakes.

In a terrifying exploration of killer cephalopods versus building code violations, guest judge David must decide who reigns victorious! We put our horrific wards through a three-game gauntlet: Hook Up the Trailer, I Dream of Genie, and Hey, That's My Friend. Also featured: Sarah's Podcast Takeover continues, and Jon announces a new passion project.

Lights! Camera! Inaction! We've got dramatic montages going up against an incredibly slow and hairy YouTube sensation in a wrastlin' match for the ages! It's movie trailers facing off against sloths, and guest judge/renaissance man Chapin picks a winner. This episode's games: Life Without It, On the Stand, and a new contest, Tattoo Parlor. Following the show, we've got an extra large helping of outtakes, highlighted by Jon going through some completely natural "changes."

We get gross and controversial in this one - a clash between the legendary 'squatch and an iconic beverage. Jon tries to make the most of the underdog role, and Sarah knows the truth is out there, in the woods. Our guest Jessi must endure the weirdness displayed in two new games: "Taking It Personally" and "Two Truths and a Lie." We also bring "That's Poetic" back for a musical, um, exploration. Stick around for our usual outtakes and a shocking revelation!

A prehistoric beast does battle with an aquatic booze delivery system in three new events: Desert Island, Hey, That's My Friend, and Hook Up the Trailer. Our guest judge Lennox wades through the competition to decide on a champion. Plus, new show tech arrives! We roll out a time machine and the merciless Random Topic Generator. Elon Musk, eat your heart out. In other news, Jon has a life-changing revelation, Sarah casts a Hollywood blockbuster, and we inexplicably share more outtakes.

In our debut, air travel faces a gooey rival, grilled cheese. Guest judge Mary bears witness to the battle and picks a winner! This episode's trio of ridiculous events: Life Without It, That's Poetic, and On the Stand. Stay for outtakes from the show and listen in as Sarah and Jon witness the consequences of misused toasters.

Jon and Sarah welcome you to the show and describe how we'll face off each episode, waging epic battles between completely unrelated things in front of a guest judge. Conflicts! Laughs! Barely repressed rage! It's all in store on No Comparison. Join us to learn about the show!