Pencils Down

Cyril is offered the power of prayer, but it must be accepted RIGHT NOW! What will we do?

You know that Cyril does the intro to the show every episode, but why doesn’t Jenny get involved? Sit back for several minutes and get the answer to that question! Also, Cyril has a question for you, as he wants to find out how dirty you can get. It’s Pencils Down!

Jenny really likes giraffes. Cyril really likes talking. Jenny has no idea what Cyril is talking about because she’s busy with giraffes. Find out what she’s doing to the giraffes on this episode of Pencils Down!

Does Cyril seem like a guy who would stalk somebody? Well, believe it or not, he may actually be stalking himself. Everything he says can and will be used against him at some point.

Yes, we’re still recording podcasts. Yes, we’re still talking about sports. Yes, we’re talking about video games … wait, what?!?!?

Oh no! We’re back for season 5 of Pencils Down! Somehow, we end up talking about sports, and we get serious for about 10 seconds. Were we serious about sports, or were we serious about something else? You can only find out by listening!

Well, if you’re listening to this episode, then you’re in our listening group! We have a listening group, also known as an audience! Let’s go to Taco Bell!!!

For some reason, Jenny and Cyril talk about the composition of Starburst, even though they don’t have any Starburst. What else do they talk about that they don’t have? You’ll have to listen to find out!

For the seventh or perhaps fifteenth time in our show’s history, Jenny destroyed part of the episode because she pressed too many buttons. That means a split episode! Here’s part 2 of “What’s in a Fish’s Name?”

For the seventh or perhaps fifteenth time in our show’s history, Jenny destroyed part of the episode because she pressed too many buttons. That means a split episode! Here’s part 1 of “What’s in a Fish’s Name?”

Probably Cyril.

Who is the real superhero here? Probably Jenny.

After four months of being away due to no suitable recording device, Pencils Down is back and… not quite better than ever yet. Still, it’s your favorite Miami-New Orleans duo in Pittsburgh. Cyril’s got crazy neighbors, and he watched a Lifetime movie, and Jenny was awake for about half the episode maybe.

If you think we’re going to explain the title of this episode, you’ve got another thing coming!

Tonight on Pencils Down, we go back behind the bars with Cyril and Jenny as they try to track cell phone usage. It’s the episode you thought you’d never get to hear.

Jenny tries to convince Cyril to use his voice in a new way, and there’s a little talk about condoms for some reason. Those two topics are probably not related.

There is actually some serious discussion going on a few minutes into the show, but eventually, it reverts to Cyril coming up with an idea that may be good, may be bad, or may be sexy. Then again, isn’t Pencils Down always sexy?

It’s been a while since we heard from the Pencils Down duo, but they’re back with some talk about a bus trip gone wrong and Cyril laughing way too much.

No, we’re not getting philosophical again. Jenny is just keeping an eye on the clock. Aren’t our episodes supposed to be 86 minutes long? Pencils Down is back for season 4!

We talk about wrestling. Then we talk about a program failing to compile. Then Jenny loses it. Pencils Down, everybody!

It’s been a long time since we recorded an episode! Where have we been? What do we have to talk about? There were so many strange things discussed, it’s hard to remember them all! Just listen to us. You were going to listen anyway.

This episode starts off with the duo being very philosophical, and then somehow a urethra gets mentioned. If that’s not Pencils Down, we don’t know what is.

Somebody is being very, very curious in this episode. Why so many questions? And do any of them really get answered?

Not much of a preview on this one. Just know that Cyril imagines awkward moments about Jenny and her mom.

This might be one of our most boring episodes yet, or at least the first 10 minutes feel like it. We go back to our roots, meaning that this episode was recorded at Cyril’s house, only a few feet from where this podcast began. On an unrelated note, Jenny has to talk about panties for a few … Continue reading Where Did This All Begin?

Our very first episode was called “What’s in the Box?” Now, two years later, we follow it up with “What’s in the Cup?” This is our third- or maybe fourth-sexiest episode yet!

OK, we know that bookstores are still around, but nobody really talks about them anymore… except for us! We spend at least 5 minutes talking about things that happened in bookstores, so we are already cooler than any other podcast you could possibly be listening to right now.

Oh, come on. Labor Day just passed. You already know who went to the convention. Imagine what happens when it’s a topic on Pencils Down, though! Wait, you don’t have to imagine. It’s right here!

Jenny and Cyril have nothing to talk about. Really, it’s even worse than usual. Maybe Cyril should start stripping again. Oh, wait, maybe he does!

WE ARE CALLING OUT A FRIEND WHO MISSED A MEETING. JENNY AND CYRIL CAN’T BELIEVE HE MISSED THE MEETING. THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE FRIEND WHO MISSED A MEETING AND ALSO A HOT HOBO.

Is this the Internet’s first strip podcast? Who knows? Cyril does at least 90% of the talking in this episode, and he does 100% of the stripping. It’s nudity night on Pencils Down for some reason.

We’re posting this nearly two weeks after recording it, and we can’t remember what it’s about! Maybe you can tell us!

It’s time to put Pitbull in his place. A new Mr. Worldwide is coming. How is this going to work? Find out on Pencils Down!

Cyril is trying to make people famous. Jenny is eating cookies with her hands. Cyril and Jenny agree that gorillas have the most famous hands. This is why Cyril and Jenny make such a successful partnership.

Cyril feels charitable at first, but Jenny tries to put a stop to it. After a very short time, though, Jenny gets into the giving spirit, too. Who needs bananas?!

For some reason, this episode was recorded in a basement. There may have been a man with a meat hook in the basement with us, or maybe we just talked about a man with a meat hook.

This episode is mostly about fitness, and Jenny and Cyril each approach their fitness in VERY different ways. Which way is right? It doesn’t matter as long as there’s a twerk team at the end!

And another one! We’re headed to IKEA again, and this time we think Pitbull is joining us. Has anybody seen him lately? Has anybody NOT seen him lately? He’s everywhere! Except maybe IKEA.

There’s been a robbery! And we’re hungry! How can we eat at a time like this?

After too much time between episodes, Cyril and Jenny are back with commentary on brownies, noses, and what they would do if they were forced to rap to an audience.

I don’t exactly know what the sexiest thing on the Internet is, but it probably comes from Miami and coughs a lot. Is it Rick Ross? Maybe!

Somebody is wearing a hat this episode, and it leads to a long discussion about hats. Somewhere along the way, we figure out a great use for rope. And what’s the most sensual moment of 2016? Find out on Pencils Down!

We have a special guest with us this week, and she’s doing something that no sane person would do. Listen to the program and think about if you would do the same thing our special guest is doing!

We go from silly to serious to silly to rappers to silly rappers to stage names for rappers and what is your stage name?

Jenny puts potatoes in all kinds of strange places in this episode. You’ll have to listen to find out why.

Jenny is trying to make breakfast, but Cyril wants to crush watermelons. How do these people ever get along? By the way, does anybody here happen to know DJ Khaled’s full name?

I know what you’re thinking. “Why are they talking about baby food?” Well, the show isn’t really about baby food at all. It’s about Red Bull, disturbing videos, a guy named Bo, rappers, rappers, and more rappers. We do hope that you hear the baby food reference, though, because it’s in the part about rappers. … Continue reading Who Buys That Much Baby Food?

Jenny and Cyril celebrate a milestone, and the leather is going to be out all year long because of it! Cyril is creepy, Jenny is Jenny, and you are the happiest person in the universe when you listen to us. Pencils Down! NOW!

Jenny is really adorable. She’ll prove it to you. Just listen.

Jenny is full of fun facts, and Cyril wants to know when you’re ovulating. Does that sound like an episode of Pencils Down? Well, guess what? It’s an episode of Pencils Down!