Pody Mouths

We did it!! Girl Party got on Zoom and did an episode. Now you can listen in to what we talk about when we aren't allowed to have social gatherings. The mental breakdowns, the lack of hygiene, the teenager diets, day drinking, all of it in just 40 minutes. You are essential to us, so join us for a Girl Party conference call of complaining.

Have you ever heard the urban legend that "girls don't poop"? Well we do!!! For our first episode we wanted to eliminate any falsehoods about the female butt. If you are on self quarantine, running out of toilet paper, this is the perfect episode for you. 2020 means equality for all those who poop, even girls.

Of all the years that we have given bad reviews to, 2019 is probably the worst. For 2020, things aren't looking much better. If you have had a rough 2019, January 2020 has been a disaster so far, or you just love the misery of others then this is the episode for you. 

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!!! Let's hang out and talk about Home Alone. Did Kevin deserve what he got? How bad did the Wet Bandits get it? Uncle Frank????? If you don't love this movie, can we even be friends?

In this movie, Santa is at the top of his own naughty list. Join us as we discuss the debauchery, the robbery, the partner in crime and the kid. Santa has never been so bad!!!

Welcome to our very first Movie Review!!! Gremlins!!! We are feeling holiday vibes, so for our movie wheel we are going to spinning out the Christmas movie reviews. Is Gremlins really a Christmas movie?! It absolutely is, so get comfortable and join us while we talk about Gizmo, Stripes and what happens when Christmas goes wrong.

In this episode we eventually discuss the creation of The Movie Wheel, our way of experimenting with movie reviews. First thing's first, we felt that the new terms that YouTube is coming out with needed to be ranted about. Movies and random rants are our specialties after all. 

This episode contains diligently researched material on Demons and The Devil.

In this episode we discuss rebooted movies or "reimaginings". We cover the reboots we love, the reboots we hate and the reboots to come.

In this episode Pody Mouths hosts and sponsors their very own game show. Three fun filled rounds offers you comedy, stupidity and insanity. Come play along with us!!! 

Pody Mouths makes their triumphant return after the podcast worlds longest vacation ever. Join us (Bert, Brad and Stephanie) as they we about our bucket lists, anti-bucket lists, movies, YouTube "beauty guru" drama and 90's night at the bar.

Welcome back to the 1980's!!! In this Retro Rewind we create our own totally rad Top 10 Lists, of our favorite television shows. Who was the best? Who was the worst? What shows were bogus? Join us to spaz out over the crazy intro songs or just chill for a bit, 80's style!!!

Some people collect body parts for scientific study. Some people collect body parts for teaching anatomy. Sometimes people chop off personal appendages for no apparent reason. Join us on the episode to find out what famous people, have what appendages in jars.

In this episode we get deep into some of our favorite fan theories in the horror movie genre. The Thing, Signs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm Street and oddly enough, Home Alone. Join us for some creative interpretation and madness as we create more theories than we examine.

This week you do not want to listen to this episode on a lunch break or while eating your dinner!!!!! This episode we discuss the bad things that some of our foods are made out of and just how much gross stuff that is actually allowed in our food. Yummy Yummy!!!

Would you like to know how close our generation came to be treated like guinea pigs? If you do, check out this episode, it's a little disturbing with a hint of WTF.

Dump the script!!! We are going rogue. This episode is just random rants and reading Craigslist ads, all because Stephanie was in a foul mood. Why doesn't Craigslist have personals anymore? Why does Stephanie hate driving drunk people? Listen to us talk about these topics, as well as random ranting about non sense.

Extreme Ironing?! Hobby Horsing?! Wife Carrying?! This week we give you our list of 13 wacky sports that we would have rather have watched than Super Bowl LIII.

Bert went to second shift, so it was up to Brad and Stephanie to continue on. This week the raunchy duo talk about love, lust, relationships, sending nudes and Valentine's Day. So grab your sweetie or a one night stand and join us!!!

To choose a secret identity 1.) Pick a color. 2.) Pick a food. Then join us as we get in to the WTF Files and uncover the goings on, of long ago medical practices. Cocaine, Heroine, Mophine...OH MY!!!

We had always planned on doing an episode about superpowers, but with the passing of the great Stan Lee, we decided to change things up a bit. He created super heroes, so we challenged ourselves to do the same. Whether silly or serious, in this episode, you'll hear about the super heroes that we created.

On this Retro Rewind, Pody Mouths, kick it 80's style with the cartoons of our childhood. Back when our Muppets were babies, The Ghostbusters were real, Chip and Dale were to the rescue, and our Ninjas were turtles. 80's cartoons were the best, now you know and knowing is half the battle!!!

You think that you have a bad job? Do you think that you have it made in your career? Think again!!! This week, Pody Mouths, discusses some of the worlds best and worst jobs. Check it out, it just might improve your Monday!!!  

Do you know people that don't control their kids? Would you be willing to experiment with your pizza rolls? Everyone is hitting the gym right now, have you seen some inappropriate gym attire? We talk about all of this and more in this episode. Just a casual chit chat, where we selected random topics from some notes and ran with it. Join us for some random insanity.

2018!!! What a year!!! In this episode we discuss some of the things that happened in 2018. Some things that happened to us, some things that happened to the world and most of the things that made us mad. Join us for a NyQuil fueled rant about 2018!!!

Grab some hot chocolate, get all cozy and hang out with us while we talk about our favorite Christmas memories.

We cover all our favorite toys from the 80's in the segment of Retro Rewind!!! From the toys we all loved, to ones that put us in the hospital, and toys that could make us rich today!!!! Tune in to take a playful trip down memory lane. Also, stick around to the end to hear about the most outrageous and inappropriate toy that we have ever heard of!!!

Plain and simple, this episode is about Christmas monsters. It's creepy, it's dark, it's morbid and it really paints a picture of parenting skills from way back when. If you need a little dark humor before all the fluff, glitter, warm, cozy and happy feelings of Christmas, then this episode is for you.

This episode it full of two things...1.) Tips on the best ways to give back to those in need and how to find reputable charities and non-profit organizations.  2.) Bert completely losing his mind and going full rage on bad charities and those that take donations and give next to nothing to the community.

Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in there for? Have you ever been talking with someone who has an accent and suddenly start mimicking how they speak? Why does Stephanie's sister suck so bad? All the secrets to the weird things that we do everyday are uncovered on this episode of, Pody Mouths.

There is nothing better than a good deal!!! Or is there?!?! On the episode the, Pody Mouths, talk about the dangers of Black Friday shopping and the things that you should know before you hit the streets this weekend.

Things are getting a little risqué around here. We were feeling a little naughty this week and we wanted to share some "interesting" knowledge with our more daring listeners. Just how old are "personal pleasure devices"? Why were they called "marital aids"? Can a vibrator cure hysteria? Was this episode created just so we could talk about sex robots? Just listen to find out all the answers to all the questions that you didn't know you had. 

Dudes, come chill with us for our new segment, Retro Rewind, where we go to the max on the 1980's!!! In this gnarly episode we discuss the movies from 1980-1989 that make us spaz out. We cover all of the wicked things that make 80's movies so righteous!! Stick around to the end when we have a major battle about who is the ultimate 80's Action Hero!!!!!!!

On this episode, we get warm and fuzzy over the dark and creepy!! As we wrap up our month of Halloween episodes we look back to Halloween when we were kids and talk about some of our favorite traditions and memories. Then we got in to the "Great Debate"...are those Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kiss candies in the black and orange wrappers actually any good?!?! Candy Corn?!?! Let us know what you think. Tell us your favorite Halloween memories.

What happens in the after life is unsure. What is sure, is that you will die and something will need to happen to the bag of flesh that we all leave behind. Have you decided to be buried? Will you be cremated? Well, the Pody Mouths crew says....boring!!! On this episode we discuss some of the different things that you can do with the body that you leave behind when you die. Become a tree or be launched in to space? Donated your body to science or put your ashes in a mayo jar? It's all up to you and now you'll have a few more options than you had before. Let us know which "means of disposal" or "preservation" appeals to you.

Well $h!t!!!!! We are all going to die!!! The emergency broadcast signal is going off, air raid sirens wail, emergency vehicles speed through the streets...it's going down!!! What's going on? A nuclear attack, the rapture, an asteroid, zombies?!?! On this episode the Pody Mouths crew covers all the most popular ways that this wonderful world could end, the probability of an end world event, and just how possible a zombie apocalypse could be. So, grab your ankles, kiss your ass good-bye and enjoy!!!

It's that time year again. It's October!!! All hail Halloween!!! Pumpkins, vampires, ghosts and all things that go bump in the night. On our very first episode the Pody Mouths crew discuss the best, the worst and the funniest of Horror Movies!!! The movies that make October great!!! The kind of movies that pull at the hairs on the back of your neck. The kind of movies that makes you think about what could be lurking in the dark, just waiting for you!!! Come join us and be inspired to fill your October with truly creepy things!!!