Proletarian Princelings

We expose the TRUE meaning of “dl top”. Unlocking the secrets of Daniel's bloodline. We celebrate the bewitching magick of Midwestern cornfed boys. Kabul will not be free behind a veil.

Guess who’s back? (Back again-gain-gain.) We trip over ourselves, attempting to formulate our correct take on Israel-Palestine. Daniel gives the run-down on the movement in Colombia that’s reminding the world the twentieth century is an outstanding balance. Rrrrrrr. Finally Tyler talks about new alien vids that just dropped. We contemplate the eschatological ramifications of interdimensional-time-traveller-alien encounters of the fucked kind.

The Catholic Church: is it woke? Is it Red? You decide. We bring on "C" to speak on the Church's social doctrine, TradCath, the heresy of evangelicalism and why you should still believe in #God. Wishing a Happy Easter to all you little eggs!

The boys talk about the launch of the Mars 2020 #Perseverance rover and the possibility of bringing back a choice sample of space-ebola that'll finally destroy all life on Earth. Poggers. We then unveil the Wikipedia Game™, our contribution to the game-based learning industry that is thankfully protected by our divine and constitutional intellectual property rights, as well as our team of psychopathic lawyers working out of Gibson Dunn & Crutcher. http://www.blc.arizona.edu/courses/schaffer/182h/On%20Exactitude%20in%20Science.pdf https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EueejTlXUAEX6Da?format=jpg&name=small

Daniel explains Marx's concept of fictional capital. Tyler laments the spiralling devaluation of his stock portfolio. We attempt, and fail, to cover some middling thinkpiece exchange from 2018 about "the age of the twink"... hilarity ensues. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/14/t-magazine/age-of-the-twink.html https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2018/05/twinks-new-york-times/560438/

One more episode before the neo-fascist take-over of the United States government by the petty-bourgeois hydroxycloroquine-powered rabble predestined to drive out the pedophilic lizards occupying the coastal cities. We've decided to use our final moments before the imminent anti-communist purge to review the precious slop so graciously produced by the hard-working AI algorithms at Warner Brothers headquarters, WONDER WOMAN 1984: a soul-stirring feminist and psychoanalytic CGI epic about love, truth, and why we can't ever have nice things.

The boys are back after a long hiatus (sorry -_- ) to discuss a few articles by the one and only Slavoj Žižek: that most-sublime obsessional-neurotic. A bleak vision of the world delivered through sniffles and Soviet jokes... You guys, we are back for good. Here are the articles: https://www.rt.com/op-ed/506197-zizek-biden-win-changes-nothing/ https://www.haaretz.com/world-news/.premium.MAGAZINE-slavoj-zizek-s-brutal-dark-formula-to-save-the-world-1.8898051

The boys return after a quick hiatus to assess in retrospect the racial odyssey of Jessica Krug, a.k.a. Jess La Bomb(al)era, and her heartfelt letter to the black (though not the Latinx) community, then turn to the online boycott of Mulan (2020) spearheaded by the hapless Hong Kong pro-democracy movement and opposed by indefatigable 五毛 and their international anti-imperialist clique of pro-Beijing, AES-upholding tankies. Nancy Pelosi goes and gets her nails did, a much-needed stimulus package for the reaction-economy. Jessica's Letter: https://link.medium.com/NVOmO15Yt9

Tyler and Daniel deliver a tour-de-force for the series première, setting forth the proletarian perspective on Horny Laura's primary victory and simping prowess, then revisiting the 2016, sorry, 2020 Democratic National Convention, and the truly bleak prospects for International Liberalism.

The boys discuss Donald Trump's Rose Garden interview with centrist juggernaut Christopher Wallace, reassuring all of us that death is nigh, as well as Kanye West's belated 2020 campaign and the standing of Armenian-Americans in the Oppression Olympics.