Scary’s Stories

Scary gets into another super slimey story involving The Guy (Ref. Season 2, Ep 2, for deeper details on this 2-Parter), Another Guy, and The Next Guy. John Tory, what are you doing, my dude? Easter Egg: Stick around for a remix of an interlude track from one of my favourite lyricists, ChrisJay. Find her music at iamchrisjay.com

Scary returns from hiatus to pick right back up where he left off…talking about nothing and everything all at once. It's good to be back.

There’s a lot going on here. Just listen to it.

Scary talks about his sketchy dating experiences from his early teens, bullying, and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.

This eppy has it all! Scary describes a few good times that took a turn for the nasty. Stay tuned at the end for a little bonus clip that a few of you have been asking for.

A few examples of times that I’ve witnessed an exceptional freak out. Lassie, The Guy, Covid....this episode has it all.

How I lost two pairs of tube socks. Uncomfortable dog situations, uncomfortable bum situations, and please......please.....know that you can be anything you want, anything at all, except for being a self absorbed social media attention whore.

It’s been a weird one, kill a few minutes me. Scary talks about treating people as hope to be treated, upsetting children as they try to enjoy Christmas songs, and bowing out of the longest year on record.

Giving, receiving, puppies and nips......this episode is a mash of Christmas thoughts that make about as much sense as 2020 itself.

The Guy shares his thoughts on a couple ladies he used to be attracted to, the time I was threatened with a gun, and a little lead in to Christmas.

Scary provides thoughts on his childhood in contrast to what today’s kids ‘suffer’ through, gets strong about a personal issue, and talks about the time has propositioned outside the butcher shop.

Scary talks about the scarification of 80’s movies, the Sexiest Man Alive, and finally weighs in with a Canadian perspective regarding the enigma that is Donald Trump.

We jump into another awkward conversation with The Guy...with an oddly dark tone. What do you know about the Denmark Mink situation? If you’re like me, probably not much. Finally, Scary answers an Instagram write-in topic...telling you his exact thoughts on the need for The Monarchy.

Hello World! With the success of episode 1 reaching people across the globe, I ain’t fixing what ain’t broke. Topics include The Guy, Hockey and Racism, and The Tiger King himself.

Sharks. Watermelon Assault. Tattoos and Masks. You’re gonna learn a little about me. In fact, it’ll likely be enough to decide if you’re down for a second episode.