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I take one for the team so you don't have to... I'm the guy your parents & family, teachers, friends, and mentors always told you never to become... The misadventures and comedy stories of the Schmuck Buddha. WELCOME TO MY WORLD! New episodes out every Tuesday. I'm running a train on your earbud…

Schmuck Buddha


    • Mar 5, 2014 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 8m AVG DURATION
    • 22 EPISODES


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    Episode 26: Omelet Coming Up (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2014 8:56


    What happens when you try and out smart a paunchy neighbor with a carton of eggs and wreak havoc on the neighborhood...

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    Episode 25: The Fart Heard Round The World (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2014 5:40


    What happens when you stumble into your friends fathers room while a hot teenager struts in naked expecting your friend alone...

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    Episode 24: Lights, Camera, CUM (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2014 7:28


    What happens when you are receiving a blow job and your asshole dad walks in...

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    Episode 23: Blaze The Pinball Machine (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2014 5:04


    What happens when you don't know your pedal configuration in your vehicle and hit the gas by mistake...

    buddha schmuck pinball machines
    Episode 22: Dancing With The Devil In The Pale Moon Light (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2014 7:43


    What happens when you try and impress attractive girls at a party when your sober and attempt a series of mid-air backflips off a beach deck...

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    Episode 21: Ghetto Mobile At Its Finest (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2014 9:05


    What happens when you try and set the bar while doing 360's in the ghetto mobile while speeding across a football field...

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    Episode 20: Old Faithful-The Vagina Chronicles (The Shmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2014 5:37


    What happens when you try and master the art of cunnalingus and your girlfriend has a panic attack...

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    Episode 19: Sucker Punch (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2014 6:07


    What happens when your lover throws a grotesque right hook at you while you're trying to break up with her...

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    Episode 18: Chalkboard From Hell (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2014 6:48


    What happens when your double dared to do something insane to the substitute teacher while his back is turned at the chalkboard...

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    Episode 17: Flying Jew (The Schmuck Buddha Experience){New Year's Edition}

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2014 8:24


    What happens when you partake in Jewish tradition at your Bar Mitzvah and shit goes totally wrong that almost kills grampa...

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    Episode 16: Peppered Pussy (The Schmuck Buddha Experience){Christmas Edition}

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2013 6:44


    What happens when you try and give a girl a run for her money while pitching her baseballs clocked at 70 miles per hour...

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    Episode 15: Fore (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2013 7:02


    What happens when you're on the golf course and you're not paying attention to where people the group behind you is...

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    Episode 14: One Size To Small (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2013 6:43


    What happens when you're trying to impress a girl while being "Evil Kevevil"....

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    Episode 13: That's Captain Urine To You (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2013 6:46


    What happens when your taking a piss and God Farts...

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    Episode 12: Thesius God Of Shit (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2013 6:21


    What happens when you're not watching where you are going and you step in shit while lined up like a soldier marching...

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    My Manifesto (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2013 8:03


    My manifesto and an detailed explanation as to why I am doing this blog and all these podcasts. Who am I, really? This answers this very question and it may surprise you...

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    Episode 11: Hi Ms. Boob, It's Nice to Meet You (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2013 9:01


    What happens when you get tucked in at night by your Great Aunt and she falls through the crack between your head and the bed headboard...

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    Episode 10: Give Me Riches (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2013 8:43


    What happens when you disregard the rules of common sense and venture out into Mexico alone at night...

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    Episode 9: Dr. MC-Shatters-All-Over-The-Place (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2013 11:22


    What happens when you play doctor in hopes of getting your first kiss by using an inanimate object and it back fires...

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    Episode 8: R.I.P. Old Joe (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2013 10:25


    What happens when you have to stand on a raised surface to hit a six-foot-bong and cough uncontrollably...

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    Episode 7: Not The Precious Rug Man (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2013 12:33


    What happens when you overstay your welcome at a girls house due to being piss ass drunk and have to take a piss really bad...

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    Episode 6: Incoming Pudding Bombardment Call For Backup (The Schmuck Buddha Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2013 14:20


    What happens when you try shrooms and things go very wrong and your mind plays total tricks on you...

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