Some Families Are 3 Dads

Yeah, it's been awhile. We do our best to cover what has been happening in the world and our lives over the past several months. Josh has some real-life offspring, our president is no longer an anthropomorphic paper-mache rendering of an off-brand cheese puff, Covid is still coviding, but most importantly, we are all seasoned day traders now. And Clint has a new book, which you can find here.Will we do this again? Will more than 5 people listen to this? MAYBE!

The big three is joined by longtime friend, pal, supporter, and person who has no clue which animals would win in a fight against other animals, Charlie S. Hand. We spend a lot of time trying to wrap our heads around the colossal fucking idiocy on display by Kentucky's AG and the LMPD, talk about animal fighting, some gaming topics (Among Us, Warzone, etc.) and have as good of a time as possible in spite of the world burning around us.NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.ARREST THE BASTARD COPS WHO MURDERED BREONNA TAYLOR

This episode is from two weeks ago. I recall that we talked about Jerry Falwell being a real-life version of The Righteous Gemstones, but passed that, your guess is as good as mine. I think this one is pretty good, you should listen to it. If you don't, that's also fine, I can't blame you. We'll try again next time.

Coming soon to a milk carton near you: C.W.'s face. Nonetheless, the show must go on without him, and go on it did. We discuss Kamala Harris, transphobia, tronsphobia, and all this pedophile shit going on right now. The last 10 minutes feature us not realizing that we should have ended the podcast 10 minutes ago.

Since this is primarily a culinary podcast, we decide what that best soda in each category is while Josh loses his mind over Dr. Pepper. We are again back to the dead horse with our bats as our president has again debased himself publicly. Some other stuff happened too.

This is our 51st episode, which followed our 50th episode and precedes our to be recorded follow-up, Episode 52. Whenceforth, we discuss topics and talk to each other in a rather jolly manner.

I started uploading this on Friday... and then I forgot about it until right now, which means I forgot most of what we talked about. But that's okay, because it's our 50th episode, which we forgot until the end of the episode. I hope this is what finally puts us over the top.

As always, we mix the serious and the lighthearted in a better than average episode for us. We continue our dialog on the world today and consider whether or not we are the alternate timeline that the regular timelines laugh about. We also touch on minority-on-minority racism as best we can before diving headfirst into our favorite current infatuations: Watching/filming It's All Gravy with Teresa, NASCAR, and playing Warzone. Also, there's some damn alien talk in there too. The intergalactic type, not the people who come here from other countries that piss off the big, soggy baby in office.

Long time listener, and dare I say #1 fan Keith finally joins us for a booze and expletive-filled three-hour rantathon with the gang. We get his outlook on several topics we've covered in the past as well as hitting some topics he had locked and loaded for us.

Stop humping this runner-up trophy of a treasonous nation that existed for less time than legal gay marriage, Outkast, and Barack Obama's presidency. You're not a rebel, you're not a Confederate, you're not worried about your heritage. You can read about how my northern family's lineage smoked yours in history books if you make it passed the second grade.

This episode is from almost two weeks ago. I don't know what we talked about, but I bet we covered how bad and dumb things are for a significant portion of the episode.

You know what it is. We drink, we talk shit about the president, we comment on this absolutely absurd timeline we exist on, we endorse Charles Booker for Senate.

3/4 of the dads are back as Clint makes his triumphant return. We get to continue our conversation from last week with someone who isn't white or straight, which is probably pretty good. We also get to marvel at the timeline we're on being one that includes NASCAR being a beacon of social progress in society.

In these desolate times filled with despair, a phoenix has risen from the ashes. That's right, the goddamn dads are back at it again. We had to hit that two-man combowombo this go-round, so Josh and Alex do their best to tackle all of the issues and events that have happened since we last recorded an episode, which was almost three months ago. That's right, we're talking COVID-19, what the hell we do in our free time these days, and of course the most important topic in the world right now; the modern civil rights movement that we are all witnessing and participating in.

Two out of four dads made it. One is on a milk carton, the other crossed state borders like an absolute #GalaxyBrain. However, the amazing BG Cheese Queen filled in. We talked about cheese (obvs), our current state of crisis, cosplaying as Chernobyl employees, dinosaurs sounds, and some other good stuff.Support Clinkt at patreon.com/cwwwriting.com. It's ONE dollar per month. You won't even notice it, just do it or unsubscribe tbh.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

Uploading this thang about a week late, but the trio was present and accounted for as the search from something named C.W. continues. We debated the best bottled water, the best game on each game console, discussed COVID-19 aka the Boomer Doomer aka the Senior Deleter, and found a new hero from across the pond.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

Josh rejoins the gang; C.W. still has not. The gang debates the merit of bite-size candy bars, talks Alex's new obsession, discusses die cast car racing, people who aggressively shit at work, and talk the latest politics. This episode was sponsored by Cherry Pickin' Ministries where you get to pick what matters to you and throw all the other crap in the trash.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

Another dad has turned his back on the group as only Clint and Alex wanted to spend time with their friends this week. Team Whealey talked about the sensation you get in your dingus when you go downhill very fast, what happens to astronaut "stuff" when they're in space, whether flats or drums are better, and our usual touch on politics.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

If you follow our Facebook page, you would know that we put out an ad for someone to be a C.W. who actually shows up. We hired a temp named Charlie, a dear friend of the podcast who has absolutely no idea where he exists in the pecking order of mother nature. Alex tells us what it means to order a large haircut, the gang discusses sightseeing in less fortunate communities, and our insane friend who uses his own knife in restaurants.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

Heyyyyyy posting this almost a full week after recording so I don't know what we talked about again! Based on the image I do remember something about being paralyzed and blinking to communicate being one of the greatest horrors we've ever comprehended. Probably some updates on our Boomer Corvette guy cosplay. Go buy Clint's books at clintsbooks.com! Go buy Josh a chair at smile.amazon.com/seizurereducingchair! Go buy Alex another bottle of whiskey to drink on the podcast at whiskey. Buy us a new C.W. at friendswhowillneverletusdown.gov!Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

I deleted my notes from this 'sode, but know we covered a lot. Crippling sneezes, more prolapsing, a seismic shift in the ranking of the seasons, Bad Boy Vettes, and the prolificness of Wilt Chamberlain. In the second half, we attempt to tackle the asinine political sphere; ripping up documents, not shaking hands, the Iowa Caucus, Pete Buttyguy, and more.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

Carl does not love us. When will he return? Is he still alive? Did he kill Jeffrey Epstein? No one knows because no one has seen him. We discuss Kobe Bryant's death, people dying for O'Charley's rolls, our willingness to have a premium Snapchat, prolapsing our anuses, and more.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

The English breakfast is an atrocity that has been perpetrated on Europeans for far too long. Listen to this podcast for other important facts you should know like what fire trucks really are, if gay peens are bigger, and what we'd do if SFA3D was Donald Trump's favorite podcast.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

Alex got really sick, so we replaced him with our spectacular pal, Rajna! The person writing this description was not present for the recording, so what did they talk about? Based on this image I received, I'm just going to assume that this episode is two hours of cheese talk. So, grab your crackers and Wendsleydale and have a go, lads. Don't forget to tell your friends that this is now the best podcast in the world.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

What if siamese twins were gay? Is Peter Thiel a real-life vampire? What qualifies as a vehicle in movies/tv shows? Did Josh see a UFO? Did Clara poop in Josh's mouth? Some other random shit? All that and more on this episode of SFA3fuckingD.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com 

So, this is actually the last episode of 2019. The dads, sans Perfect Attendboi Carl, were able to get together after the holiday season to cap off the year. We finished our bests and worsts of 2019 with a little extra emphasis on music, discussed how hard it is to become famous, and generally just chilled for this one. I promise you won't hear from us until next year.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

The holidays are here, so this may or may not be our last episode of the year. 2019 has been tremendous and we thank all 20-30 of you for listening to us on a weekly basis. This is all just an excuse for us to get to hang out once per week, so any enjoyment passed that is an ultra-bonus. Dino joined us again for this episode as we discuss the best and worst of 2019 until we get so sidetracked that we don't even know what it is we are attempting to convey.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

Josh bailed, C.W. bailed, but we added a special guest! Our dear friend Dino stopped in to discuss the best lunch spots in BG, shaving your b-hole, transgender people in sports, cinema, and just generally have a good time.Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastGmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

We're back to 75% strength as C.W.'s laughable attempt at perfect attendance is hurled into the sun. The rest of the gang recap Alex's trip to Ohio, discuss the Tesla Cybertruck, and get extra drunk as this episode was recorded on a Friday. I know we talked about a lot of other stuff, but you know the deal... I forgot.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.comwww.clintsbooks.com/amazon

The perfect attendance reigning champion, Alex, finally had to step down from his throne.  And Carl is a big liar as always.  Thus, our first ever two-dad episode with Joshua and Clint.  The dad duo tackle topics like the future of social media and the themes of Clint's newest book. 

The stars align and all 4 dads are present and accounted for...physically, anyway. Josh hit himself in the eyeball with a bottle cap from a beer he had accidentally re-capped and we caught it on audio. 

We subbed Clint in for Josh because Josh would rather eat a fancy dinner than hang out with his pals. This episode was truly a cornucopia of content as we talked about Clint's writing challenge for the month of November, electric cars, the death of Deadspin, how many times a barber's dick is allowed to touch you during a haircut, politics, and conspiracy theories. Also, Drunk Alex returned from the depths of Sober October.IG: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

We're down our big gay dad, so three mediocre straight white dudes hip-hop, songs that have only one word, and some other stuff I've already forgotten. The good news is that this is the last time you'll have to deal with a sober Alex. Facebook: @sfa3dInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com 

I didn't upload this last Friday like the asshole I am and we've recorded another episode since, so I couldn't tell you a damn thing we talked about except C.W.'s story about killing Josh's dog with a remote control car. Go listen to it and give me the Clint notes. Get it? Because he writes books that can be found at www.clintsbooks.gov/fuckstuff_bdd.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com 

Surprisingly we are at full strength this week. C.W. refuses to embrace his new catchphrase and tells us the story of how he may or may not have made sandos in his sleep. We discuss sitcoms, donuts, Alex laughing at "Uranus," and if we are on the brink of a revolution.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

We're down to half power this weekend as Josh and C.W. have forsaken us as a team. Fear not, as we are joined be the effervescent Hannah Boone, memeologist, joins us to spice things up a bit. We hope this episode sounds good because Josh is normally our tech guy and did not leave his computer behind #TeamPlayer. We FMK dead historical figures, talk Hannah's background, talk about how great QOTSA is, Clint's experience at Bowling Green's Pride Festival, and much more.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS! The notorious F A R T heard around the world.  For the first time ever in the light of day, caught on tape for all to hear.  Josh denies the truth, but take a listen and decide for yourself. 

The dads all came together and put all four butts in their Rubber Chairs™ for the first time in what feels like forever to discuss a lot of cinema-based quandaries, b-hole shaving, and the fact that you won't have to listen to Alex get progressively drunker for the next month.Email: somefa3d@gmail.comInstagram: sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3d

Some families really are three dads because Carl really doesn't love us that much. The dads discuss unions, cooking with cyoom, a radical concept of the afterlife (lives?), and much more this week.Email: somefa3d@gmail.comInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3d

Once again, we're at 75% strength so we decide that any time a dad misses, he gets a little roasty and toasty. Clint's a little too nice to partake, but that's okay too. Clint, Carl, and Alex discuss funny things that give them pure joy, which restaurants suck, how good Toot's is, mental health, and Carl finally enters the self-esteem room.Instagram - @sfa3d_podcastFacebook - @sfa3dEmail - somefa3d@gmail.com

We're sadly without a Carl this week, but the dads keep it nice and inappropriate anyway.  Conversation topics include: our first ever email write-in suggestion (which is better, The Office or Parks & Rec), not saying "I'm sorry" if you don't mean it, viewing 80s action movies through a queer lens, and the weird-ass stuff Marilyn Monroe ate. 

We're excited to be at full strength again as our gay prodigal dad returns. The dads discuss goofy breakups, crusty socks, how comedy movies completely suck (with a couple of notable exceptions), Josh issues a correction, and C.W. finally thinks we made a good episode.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

We're at 75% strength this week as Clint called in sick. Three straight white guys talk about the thickness of paper, the Mandela Effect, their shitty neighbor, and recap their Hot Ones experience from last weekend while re-trying a 660,000 Scoville sauce.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

The boys are back in town, and Carl makes his triumphant return after his 30-minute hiatus last week. We have a spirited debate on ranking seasons, talk some shit about crystals/essential oils/horoscopes, discuss the things that make us cringe the most, and mentally prepare for Alex's wife's birthday, where she has chosen to spice up our b-holes with a Hot Ones wing challenge.Instagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3dEmail: somefa3d@gmail.com

I'm not gonna lie to you, even we aren't that proud of this one. Alex and C.W. fixate on NFL running backs for some reason. We also debate some listener-generated topics and place each other on the alignment system. We'll do better next time, promise.somefa3d@gmail.comInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3d

The boys jack the energy up to 11 and somehow stay coherent as we discuss the most hotly debated topic in the history of our friendship. Turns are tabled, stabs are backed. Is a hot dog a sando? Only your heart knows your truth.Email: somefa3d@gmail.comInstagram: sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @sfa3d

Clint recounts his most absurd day as a motel manager (not a hotel, we keep it sleazy). There's spritzspray and fire. Alex talks about his recent encounter with the drunkest person he's ever met. C.W. keeps us all hype except Josh, who was a sleepy bitch.BUT, we made it to our 10th episode, which we feel is at least 10x better than our first.somefa3d@gmail.comInstagram: @sfa3d_podcastFacebook: @SFA3D

Clara is out in these streets, killing rabbits, whining in the background of our podcast, and sitting in laps. As the rule goes, she is a good girl and we will not hear any arguments on the subject.

Check this out: I remembered the content of an episode. We discuss Bob Lazar, Area 51, and the recent movement to invade this place, amongst other things. We are down a C.W. in the first half (NOT GONNA LIE, THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF.meme). He does eventually show up though. Only dude I know taking PTO from a podcast.

The good news: We're almost caught up to where we are in the real world, calendar wise. The bad news: My memory still did not recall wtf we talked about. If it hasn't become apparent, we do partake in adult beverages whilst recording.

I'll be honest, I don't remember a damn thing about this episode. I bet it's funny though. If you don't agree, I can't believe you made it through five episodes already.