Static Water

First is the worst, second is the best? Season 2 of SW is here: More like first is amazing and second is even more amazing! Let us just say we're back and ready to girl boss! Grace and Julia had a falling out but what is better than solving your problems than with therapy! Our Pisces bestfriend, as well as our amazing creative director, Ian, sits down with us and breaks down what's really going on. No yerb for this pod, just the cold, hard truth.

Happy Holidays to all! We wanted to make some special holiday episodes over our break so tune in. On this week's episode we have a special guest: Nathan Souza! We discuss our hopes and dreams for the future, astrology, and even our school superlatives... If our school had "Best Podcast Hosts" then we would be a shoe-in.

On this episode we have a Fun Day Together! Happy election results day...blue never looked so good on queen Lady Liberty. Bluephoria yerbs felt fitting for today. As usual, tune in to hear our favorite things-blah blah blah. Our listeners know the drill. Don't talk to strangers online? Whoopsies, listen to find out how we have become bff's 4eva with kids our age from twitter!

BOO! On this episode we get creative, channeling our inner scary storytelling abilities. Basically its Static Water but spooky. That's it. That's the episode. Tune in for a fright!

On this episode we break down Aaron Sorkin's new film, The Trial of the Chicago 7. Ever heard of the French Revolution? Well, imagine it with beanies. We will start the beanie revolution! Bare heads divide, beanies unite. Lastly, we have a very strong message for television pioneer, Ryan Murphy. Listen up! We have some insightful advice.

On this episode we partake in one of the most scandalous scandals to ever in occur in Static Water history...cheating on our beloved Yerba Mate brand, Guayaki. Never fear! We are working woman and soon will want to participate in capitalism by buying one too many cans of Revel Berry. Anyways, no simp September? More like no simp forever!! Sorry not sorry. Society needs to stop applauding men for doing the bare minimum. Oh, and society needs to stop saying sorry!

On this episode we speak very intellectually on some important topics. However, we still end up sounding a wee bit dumb. That is most definitely our vibe tho. Speaking of vibes..make sure you add asking yourself if you vibe with Static Water into your daily routine. If you do, cool, thanks! Ring Ring. Hotline Bling? That can only mean ONE thing. We phone a friend for advice! Do we get any advice? Listen and find out! Spoiler-we don't. Tune in if you dare.

On this episode we face the true elements of nature- earth, fire, air, water. Oh, and bees! Save the bees but gosh darn they are annoying. If you could bend any element which one would you choose? Please do not say air. You can't even see it. With all this imaginary talk we discuss some REAL life paranormal instances we have experienced. Tune in if you want to know what happens between the hours of 3-4 am! Sorry for the wee bit of background noise-we have to be outside because of the pandemic. Lame.

On this episode we test the voice memo quality of Grace's iPhone 10 and Julia’s iPhone 6s. We have had a lot of time on our hands recently and have fried our brains watching movies. Yes, we brag about how many movies we watched but somehow we conveniently will never find the time to watch any of the movies in the divergent series. We will eventually run out of movies to watch and will be forced to watch cable.....scary! Is Ellen truly mean or is she just trying to assert her dominance in the talk show network dominated by men? We know you are busy doing absolutely nothing right now so tune in on one of your regular “sanity” walks around the neighborhood!

On this episode we get mansplained to...by a man, while drinking some cold, refreshing, and expensive Yerba Mate. Which flavor you may ask? You will never know because we don’t mention it. We also introduce some new tunes, intro and outro, that hopefully give us more credibility. Meg thee Stallion if you would like to shout us out on Instagram that would rock! Please sit back, listen, and don’t wear headphones because we are loud and interrupt each other a ton.

*cough cough* on this episode we face the true effects of not getting a flu shot, HOT GOSSIP with the oscar nominations, and we figure out what the deal is with fetty wap

On this episode, our friend from England, Clementine III, comes for a wee short visit. We talk about family channels on YouTube, and the Vlog Squad- There's only one question left: Jatalie or Datalie? Sit down, grab some naked almonds, and listen for a fun time!

WELCOME! Grace and Julia are teens who talk about stuff happening in the world and pop culture. In this episode, we discuss the tea with World War 3