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Traci and Carsen won't stop going to shows, but they won't stop complaining about them either.

Traci and Carsen are reminding you to be cool with the COVID 19 panic.

Traci and Carsen are getting fed up with people wasting everyone else's time.

Traci and Carsen have to open up Urban Dictonary just to get on FB (they mean Facebook).

Traci and Carsen try to figure out how to tell someone they, uh, might need to take a shower

Traci and Carsen swap vacay stories, and the stress that comes with getting back to the real world.

Traci and Carsen speak their minds, but even they know when to shut up.

Not only are their friends picking up their phones in the middle of conversations, but Carsen and Traci are finding that people can't be bothered to let each other finish a sentence.

Traci & Carsen are done with people in the audience that think they should be on stage.

It's okay to keep a few cards up your sleeve, you don't need to put all 52 shades of crazy face-up on the first date!

An Instagram picture is not worth dying over, or wearing a fanny pack for.

Traci has a follow up about her tax nightmare, and Carsen gets sneaky with contracts.

Carsen went to the Rock Hall Induction, she and Traci break down the fans that show up vs. the fans that show OUT.

Special Tax Day Edition, and unlike Traci's accountant, we don't bill you randomly.

Carsen and Traci talk about being different from friends but being the same as everyone else

Carsen and Traci talk about going down the rabbit hole of your ex's social media.

At least pretend you're listening when you're ignoring us. We're starting the party here.

We'll never stop loving Bob Ross. Or using Purell.

Carsen *thinks* she's uncovered a rental scam, and Traci is pretty convinced she has, based on what the moon is up to this year.

Carsen has strong feelings about the live action Aladdin. And now Traci has concerns about Carsen.

We don't wanna buy your stuff. We can't get you tickets. And then we feel bad.

Penn Badgley, stop following me. Stamos, please follow me.

Stop using Carsen's house as a highway!

We've got issues for days...

Are we bad people if we still love Ignition (Remix)?

Two chicks who can't even...