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Two medical students discussing life, day-to-day debacles, drag race, anything and everything. Let's all practice a bit of mindfulness together and have a kiki - lock the doors, tight! ~Matt and Alex // Submit your questions to hear them answered ON AIR!

Matt and Alex


    • Jun 5, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 25m AVG DURATION
    • 18 EPISODES


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    16. Returning to Skanky Creek

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 89:54


    Listen up darling dears, it wasn't a hiatus, t'was merely a ploy to have you yearning and we couldn't be more pleased to announce our renaissance! In this long-awaited comeback, we discuss matching to subspecialty, reflecting on the start of residency and quarantine, being "successful/réussi" on the royal college of physicians exams, impending doom, finally visiting each other IRL, seeing 'Trixie and Katya LIVE!', chaffeurage, throwing one's back out, journalistic excellence, Alyssa Edwards' online content, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 8, being the villain, swinging around your coconuts effectively yet tastefully, spoiling your goodies in the promotional materials and 'Wicked: The Movie'. We also touch on the loss of RHONY... but we're holding on to hope for the future of the franchise and returning to Skanky Creek. We finally realize we're both caught up with The Real Housewives of Potomac and discuss not getting any peace - including while asleep. Remember... even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes (the mistake being Matt's incredibly squeaky chaise)! Recorded May 21, 2023. Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    15. "Are they pinning the nerve noodle or the artery noodle?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 106:21


    Y'all, this latest podcast is truly from the archives. Cherry, our editor and producer has thrice been fired and re-hired - frankly, we can't find anyone willing to replace her - and she has finally salvaged a lost episode from March. Please enjoy as we discuss our crusty winter bodies, coffee, health spheres, ping pong, tennis stars cooking in the sun, gyms, posture, playing the long game, revenge escapades, $25 movie rentals, being in debt, car troubles, toxic blessings, oral exams, S&M, figure skating, sex work during the pandemic, rent palpitations, unhelpful whistle teachings, friends failing forward, SNL, real housewives, upcoming surgical rotations and caring for our hair. Recorded March 27, 2021. Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 14 - Love your thighs, hope you win

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 83:09


    So much has happened since but please accept into your ears this super-delayed podcast release - you can thank our editor, Cherry. We address our lack of content and apologize for how slow our producers work while discussing our chaotic blocks, much needed vacations, dead fowl symbolism, necromancy, AHS: Coven, meal plan services, being robbed, dealing with diarrhea at work, the wicked witch being booted from office, avoiding food poisoning, dealing with foreheads hickeys, new vehicles, hellish winters, big thigh saviours, cellphones v. toilets 2020, choking live on the podcast, passing out while singing, what to buy if you can't get kombucha, a thwarted teaching moment, polygamy, yet another drag race season in the works and my annual Patty LaBelle aural tradition. Episode recorded Nov 14, 2020. Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

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    Ep. 13 - "I got a message... from the prettier Judy."

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 138:17


    Black Lives Matter info and links: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UPvf8ctRO51909ScFNU-D2-DSjADwXfYA05moamOJvQ/ In this episode, we discuss moving and starting residency, how Santa will deal with Miss Rona, surviving isolation in a hotel room, Schitt's Creek, terrible massages, manifesting a busted cook-top, sleep paralysis, self-care now that we're werkin' gurls, using surprises as weapons, drag race, RHONY, working during COVID, life changes, how off-service residents are people too, finally writing the MCCQE, choirs singing pop songs, spooning in elevators, listener emails and maintaining our youth. With special guest Sonja Morgan! Recorded August 8, 2020. twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 12 - A Buzzcut and a Virtual Graduation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 112:09


    We are finally back again after many thwarted recording sessions. We talk about becoming doctors (!), moving for residency, the MCCQE and Prometric debacle, Trixie Mattel's YouTube sensations and entering the work force. Our famous email and photo segments also make a return. Recorded May 15, 2020. twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

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    Ep. 11 - Heavy in Body but Light in Spirit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 154:13


    It's a supersized episode this week! We break our social distancing silence to discuss our new online lecture format, smoothies, Dasani water debacles, going out in public, falling through a trap door, recently getting scammed and our med school advice (which you shouldn't take). We talk extensively about Drag Race and RHONY, Trixie Mattel's Moving Parts and how we want Miss Rona to sashay away already. Stay home! Stay safe! Recorded April 8, 2020. twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 10 - COVID-19 and CaRMS Match 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 119:41


    This time we're discussing COVID-19, our theatre show, CaRMS interviews and matching (!) #CaRMSMatch2020, Sarah Palin, The Masked Singer, The Voice, singing along to songs (it's not weird), obstetrics call, testicular mishaps, podcast competition, Maltese pits, accidental fish killings, hiccup attacks and toilet etiquette. Stay safe & Stay home #flattenthecurve. Recorded March 19, 2020. twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 9 - Incontinent On Performance Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 77:21


    All finished with our CaRMS tours, we discuss our interview journeys, current electives, Matt's relocation to the mediterranean, our upcoming school theatre show, Unhhhh and other podcasts?! Stay tuned for our CaRMS Match 2020 results next episode! Recorded Feb 16, 2020. twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 8 - Ross-Matthews-Vera-Farmiga-trol

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 78:41


    We're back for another episode after months of traveling for Med 4 clinical electives. In this episode, we talk about travel, maintaining our youthful glow, RuPaul's Drag Race US/UK, Ru's forgetfulness, inner dialogues - Barbara, please! We discuss Who's Slept with Bobby, Bon Appétit's continued status as a YouTube treasure, weight and wedding struggles. twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 7(part 2) - The Radioactive Penises of Area 51

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 40:22


    Part 2 of this episodes picks up with updates from the gentlemen's Wimbledon final; we talk about wrapping up our 3rd block of med 3 rotations, surgery struggles, much needed body breaks, the Area 51 raid, time travel and bowel cleanouts. Featuring special guest, our queen, Stephanie J Block. Recorded July 14, 2019 twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 7(part 1) - Oh no you Wimbledon 't

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 66:55


    In Part 1 of this episode, we discuss coping skills, overnight call pimples, me peeing myself and Matt takes the first poop break of the podcast. We also tune into the Wimbledon action and Matt releases his inner Serena stan. Recorded July 14, 2019 twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 6 - Hey, I'm a ho! I'm on a roll!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 77:15


    In this episode, we celebrate the end of another block of exams, we talk coffee debacles, Matt's recent visit to my hospital, my musical theatre let down, resident ghosts haunting the call rooms, our facetious diet tips, and the new Annabelle movie; we also chat about Black Mirror and the rumored cast of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 5 and Bon Appétit's YouTube glow-up. Recorded June 30, 2019. twitter.com/teaandtoastpod Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

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    Ep. 5 - Sorry Céline, we're busy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2019 96:10


    In this episode, we discuss our current rotations (obs/gyn & neurosurgery), Céline Dion, the 2019 French Open and the Season 11 Finale of RuPaul's Drag Race. Recorded: June 9, 2019. Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 4 - "Mum, the police!"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2019 104:55


    In this episode we cover ER simulations, the Met Gala and Matt addresses a LIVE tenant dispute; we also realize we're skinny legends and we dish on Drag Race. Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 3 - Don't Touch the Morgan Letters!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 59:59


    We lose track of our 'extensive catalogue' of podcasts thus far, get a lil existential, speak on our inner saboteurs, talk about what it's like presenting to staff physicians and we also talk RHONY and RuPaul's Drag Race! Recorded: April 23, 2019 Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 2 - Two Bloated Queens

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2019 57:32


    Second episode of The Tea and Toast Podcast - now with proper audio from Matt! These bloated queens discuss the consequences of eating beans for lunch, haircut misadventures and fumbles by Lupita Nyong'o and Grand Canyon visitors. Send your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

    Ep. 1 - Bar Liquor and Bad Kombucha

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 71:44


    In this inaugural podcast episode, Matt and Alex discuss their latest medical school exams, a confusing encounter with a urinary catheter, drag race, RHONY, bad kombucha and more! http://soundcloud.com/teaandtoastpodcast http://twitter.com/teaandtoastpod outro music by audionautix.com

    Welcome to the Tea and Toast Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 7:15


    An introduction to our wonderful selves (Matt and Alex) - third year medical students on a mission. Submit your questions to teaandtoastpodcast@gmail.com Outro music by audionautix.com

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