The Caffiend Podcast

Mitchell and Keith come back after a few months of being lazy...some topics for this episode include vinyl collecting, rage baiting, gear flexing, and some other random stuff. We also make false promises and spread some blatant propaganda as per usual....tell your friends how bad this podcast is! Bad press is good press. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

In first episode of our 2nd season, Keith and Mitchell interview Deaven, the mastermind behind the ever-growing annual SoCal Shoot Events. We discuss what the event comprises of, future plans, different ideas, and we cap it off with a gear review and an EDC check. Lots of positive vibes and 2A gear talk on this episode, if you're into that sort of thing (of course we know you are, or else you wouldn't be here lol). WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE, OFFENSIVE CONTENT. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

THE RETURN OF REBEL SMG FROM "REBEL'S RAIDERS" IS HERE!! In this episode....Keith, Mitchell and Rebel take turns ranting to each other about the 2A industry (& influencers), women and relationships (or lack thereof), and Mitchell's instagram algorithm and how it consistently shows him furries among other super weird content....all wrapped up in the end by a short gear review in the end. Watch out folks, this one is SPICY. WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people, groups of people, or businesses personally....just so were absolutely 100% clear: this podcast is for comedy/entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people/companies we make fun of, WE ACTUALLY LOOK UP TO AND RESPECT in real life. I can't believe we actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

WE'RE BACK!! On this episode, Mitchell and Keith are joined by their band mate Paul in a full-fledged riffing match. Subjects range from guns, to video games, to gnarly stories about band tours and raunchy chicks. We also want to take a moment to recognize our listeners who are retired veterans or active duty military. Thank you for your service and thank you for letting us (attempt) to make you laugh.

Keith and Mitchell bring on some like-minded gun-ho friends in their instagram gun chat to spread a healthy amount of propaganda, shitty opinions and of course...talk firearms. Special guests Garett, Shane and Brian add to the debauchery as we talk EDC, gun laws in various states, and of course we have a few hot takes for our listeners. Who knows? This chat room might become the future of our podcast....the riffing was fun and the laughs were many. Stay tuned. WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for comedy/entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people/companies we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Mitchell and Keith record their first episode where they are no longer room mates (sad face), talk about the process of getting a CCW in California, discuss our (per-episode) gun part review, our most recent shooting day, and which guns we would get if there were no regulations whatsoever. WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for comedy/entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Mitchell and Keith talk about their shitty experiences with Verizon and discuss the on-screen adaptation of one of their favorite videogames: The Last of Us. We also review Keith's Sig Tango MSR 1x6 LPVO and Mitchell's Aimpoint T2......and as always, debauchery, propaganda, misinformation, farts and ridiculousness sprinkled in-between. WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for comedy/entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

After a few content-less weeks, Mitchell and Keith are back to discuss pistol red dots...including the pros and cons of open/closed emitters, opinions on Holosun/Trijicon, and developing technology from various brands such as HRF Concepts. Also, we have officially started our per-episode individual gun-part review! Mitchell reviews his OT Defense Nub Mod, and Keith reviews his CaaGear MCK. Of course, general debauchery, arguments, hot takes and occasional shitty jokes are featured in this episode too. On another note, we have some new T-shirts available.....link is in our instagram bio: @thecaffiendpodcast, with more designs coming soon! Also, the song clip featured in the beginning/end of this episode is from an original that we wrote, hope you like it! WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for comedy/entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we  actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Keith and Mitchell talk about their influences in music, talk smack on Greta Van Fleet, and make terrible Dobby impersonations. WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for comedy/entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we  actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Keith and Mitchell bring on their friend Richard (aka Dick) to barely scratch the surface of some caffeine-fueled conspiracies and all-around debauchery. Dick has a filter on his voice to protect himself from being recognized by corporate AI deepfake software....and before you even ask.....yes, this is that kind of podcast. WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for comedy/entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we  actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Happy Thanksgiving! Keith and Mitchell talk about their deer hunting trip to Arkansas. They go over skinning, harvesting meat, and most importantly, Keith's missed opportunity. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Mitchell and Keith wake up early in the AM to riff about how we were introduced to guns, the irony of stereotypes, virtue signaling, hunting, and the importance of Hickok45 among other gun-review influencers. WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we  actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Keith and Mitchell return with special guest Rebel SMG from "Cannae Pro Gear" and "Rebels Raiders" to riff about everything from Lucus Botkin to Kyle Rittenhouse to cryptids, the unfortunate death of Cannae Pro Gear and how truly messy war and revolution can be.  WARNING: OFFENSIVE CONTENT. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN! There are a lot of hot takes on this podcast that may look like were attacking people or businesses personally, just so were absolutely 100% clear, this podcast is for entertainment purposes only, and exists only to make people laugh. Most of the people we make fun of, we actually look up to in real life. I can't believe we  actually have to say this, but in today's day and age, people get offended so easily by shock-value humor.....so if you are one of those people, maybe listen to a different podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

In the first part of this 2 part series, Keith And Mitchell bring on Rebel SMG (the main guy from Cannae and Rebels Raiders) to riff about political opinions, how to cuck yourself for likes on instagram, the ins and outs of the 2A industry, and of course….vulgar humor and talking smack. DISCLAIMER: We joke a lot. Sometimes we say ridiculous things for the sake of shock value. If you are easily offended or can't tell the difference between a joke and a genuine statement, this podcast is not for you.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Keith and Mitchell bring on good friend and EMT Garrett to talk about life-saving equipment to carry with you when LARPing, basic first aid techniques, shooting competitions and practical AR builds. Also we talk smack on senile old people, and of course bash on each other's opinions. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

Join Mitchell and Keith as they talk about useful items and recommendations in the case of an emergency. Are you stocked on supplies? Do you have knowledge of survival or plan if SHTF? *WARNING* - Crude humor, ridiculous noises, offensive language. You've been warned... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecaffiendpodcast/support