The F**k Men Podcast

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Comedians Johnny Mitchell and Leo Dottavio are reformed F*ck Boys with zero filter who share their dating and relationship advice for men and women in an honest, hilarious way.

Johnny Mitchell & Leo Dottavio


    • Oct 24, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES


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    Johnny Slept With His Cousin | Ep. #25

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 89:36


    Johnny and Leo give advice to a fan who is afraid to approach women because of his stutter, and Johnny reveals a family secret to Leo.

    A Yellow Glob Fell Out Of Her V**ina | Ep #24

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 70:58


    Johnny and Leo discuss why gay men have so much more fun, give their review of the new 'Bros' movie, and call a fan who has a disgusting story of hooking up with a girl with some yellow discharge.

    Not Gay But Maybe a Predator? | Ep #23

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 62:09


    Johnny goes off on fat people at diners, and talks about running out on his lunch bill. Also, the two answer questions from a fan who hates his body, and follow up with a fan who thought he was gay but actually might just be a predator.

    If You Can't Get P***y, Just Pay For It | Ep #22

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 76:47


    Johnny and Leo are back!! They discuss the virtues of sex tourism and why there isn't an excuse to be an incel anymore, and give advice to many fans, including one who's girlfriend wants to bang a celebrity, and another who is trying to move on from a chick who says she's not feeling it.

    Chicks With Down Syndrome Will Be The Next Hot Girls | Ep #21

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 56:17


    Johnny goes solo this week due to a scheduling conflict with Leo. He predicts that girls with Down Syndrome will be the next craze, and answers questions about how to move on from an ex. He also takes questions from fans, including a man who likes jamming broom sticks into his a** and a husband who's wife wants to bang an internet celebrity.

    What To Do If You Have a Micro P*nis #20

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 64:45


    Johnny and Leo discuss who they'd like to be in their ideal lives. Also, they give advice to a fan who has a micro.

    I Have a Girlfriend But Also I'm Definitely Gay | #18 | The F*ck Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 69:03


    Johnny finally gets a hard on with no pill, Leo's relationship is on life support, and the two give advice to a female fan who's boyfriend is asking other women for feet pics, also to a fan who's girlfriend is abusing him, and finally - they help a young man who is trying to come out of the closet.

    I Accidentally Banged A Trans Woman | #17

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 79:29


    Johnny and Leo are back to discuss Leo's failing relationship and how to get his chick to quit bringing up the past. Johnny confesses that he's not over his ex and wishes the worst for her, and the boys give advice to a fan who accidentally banged out a Trans hooker while away on a bachelor party.

    How To Tell Your Chick That She's Too Fat | Ep #16

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 79:01


    Johnny and Leo are back to discuss how indifference is the best way to get over an ex and even woo her back, they give advice to a fan who who is trying to decide between the hot chick and the smart chick, and finally-- they consult with a fan about the best way to tell his girlfriend that she's getting too fat.

    Is My Girlfriend Going To Cheat On Me? | Ep #15 | The F*ck Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 77:00


    Johnny and Leo give advice to a fan who's girlfriend is a little too flirty, and debate whether or not it's okay to cheat on your GF in college when you're overseas. Finally, they get an update from the drug addict fan on his pending case and jail sentence.

    When You Love Her But She Has Herpes | Ep. #14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 66:49


    Johnny reveals the results of his STD test, a fan writes in with some legal trouble, and the boys give advice to a young man who is in love with a woman but has herpes.

    Ep #13 - I Got A Stranger Pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022 73:45


    Leo and Johnny discuss why letting go of outcomes is actually the best way to get results with women and in life, give advice to a fan who is in love with his buddy's ex, as well as give emergency advice to a fan who got a chick pregnant on their first date!

    #12 | Don't Be Scared To Eat Her A**

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 70:44


    Johnny and Leo give advice to a fan who is fearful of eating his girlfriend's a**hole. They also talk about the benefits of washing your rod in the sink after sex to avoid contracting an STD, and debate cheating on your girlfriend as long as it's with a sex worker in a foreign country.

    Ep. 11 | My Wife Wants A Polyamorous Relationship

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 64:21


    Johnny tells Leo about his weekend inside of Mexican strip clubs, and the two discuss the benefits of no FAP, and give advice to a fan who's wife just told him that she wants a polyamorous relationship.

    Should I Let My Wife Bang A Rich Dude For His Money?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2022 81:17


    Johnny and Leo dish out advice on the correct way to get rid of a clingy girl, and debate whether or not a fan should allow his fiance to sleep with a rich man for 30 Grand that they could desperately use.

    Getting From Her DM's To The Date | Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 70:58


    Johnny and Leo discuss the best texting methods to get out of her DM's and set up the date! Johnny sets up a real date with a girl mid-podcast, and the two give advice to young men who get ghosted by a woman.

    The Proper Way To Ask Your Girl For Some Head | Ep. 8 | The F*ck Men Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 76:13


    Johnny talks about the freedom of being able to let go of past relationships, Leo tries to help Johnny with his addiction to strippers, and the two give a fan some advice on the best way to ask a girl you're dating for some head.

    Addicted To Sleeping With Ugly Chicks | Episode 7 | The F*ck Men Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 89:33


    Leo and Johnny are back to discuss the proper way to behave when an ex comes back into your life, and they give advice to a fan who is addicted to sleeping with large, ugly women.

    How To Get Her Back After Cheating | Ep #5 | The F**k Men | Johnny Mitchell & Leo Dottavio

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 60:40


    Leo talks about how he is wooing his ex back after cheating on her, tells stories of banging MILF's during his days as a copier salesman, and the guys debate about whether or not couples should give each other access to their phones!

    Ep. #4 | How To Act When Your Ex Comes Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 65:07


    Leo and Johnny discuss how one should behave when they're ex comes back, as well as how to make her chase you, and give a young man some advice on the perfect way to slide into a DM to get to go on a date.

    How To Pick Up Women Even If You're Short | Ep. #3 | The F**ck Men Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 66:54


    In this episode, Johnny and Leo give advice on how to pick up women even if you're a short guy, help out a fan who is experiencing early e*ectile dysfunction, and discuss why it's so important to not care what she thinks about you. Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjhL1bok0thoQcB-RXneUew

    Ep #2 | What Kind Of Stank Is It | The F**k Men | Johnny Mitchell & Leo Dottavio

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 64:43


    Johnny and Leo discuss how to tell a woman that her lady parts smell, letting go of attachments and expectations, the principal of the no contact rule, as well as the art of making her chase you. The F**k Men is the #1 dating advice podcast in the world. Johnny and Leo give you the same advice as those other dating shows, except they do it it in a funny way, not creepy and weird like those those other dorks.

    We Are The F*ck Men | Episode 1 | Johnny Mitchell & Leo Dottavio

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 61:46


    Johnny and Leo talk about what to do when you love your woman but don't want to have sex with her, answer the question if you should m*sturbate before a date, and why it's important to treat hot girls like ugly girls. Subscribe to us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVBfiN2FkY&t=25s Johnny's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/mrjohnnymit... Leo's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/leofdot/

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