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Theoretical Nonsense hosted by James 'Candi' DiPinto aka "The White Panda" and Jonathan 'Champagne' Varnet aka "The Irish CoCo". Two tinfoil hat wearing American nutjobs spreading the truth about what's going on today. No topic is too far out-of-bounds or with out some sort of opinion. From current…

Six Squirrel Studios

  • Sep 20, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 22 EPISODES


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Ep1 // Putin On The Ritz

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020


The first formal hybrid of Theoretical Nonsense and STFUDonnyMORALLY FLEXIBLE MERCH!Rate and Review the Podcast

Episode 17 // "Beer Is Good"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2018


BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD.... and stuff. Hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto sit down for a Q&A with our good friends, and recent Worthy Brewfest Winners, over at Bearhole Brewing. Strap in for a beer episode ladies and gents... We're gettin' saucy!

Episode 16 // "Drip drop drippin' with White Privilege"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018


The return!!! We are finally back after our hiatus and dropping right into our usual shenanigans. Join us on a booze filled conversation through a little beer and movies and whatever else we're high on.

Episode 15 Part 2 // "St. Paddy's Day Drunk-cast"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2018


It's in the title people... Happy Irish Day, Sláinte!

Episode 15 Part 1 // "St. Paddy's Day Drunk-cast"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2018


It's in the title people... Happy Irish Day, Sláinte!

Fight Companion // UFC 221

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2018


The boys from Theoretical Nonsense broadcasted LIVE from SixSqrlHQ for UFC 221.It got weird.You should listen.

Episode 14 // "The Power of Bitcoin"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2018


 This week hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto discuss the ever popular Bitcoin and its effect on renewable energy and its future going forward. Like junkies without a fix we live vicariously through an east coast CFO's current binge on Game of Thrones and discuss our anticipation for Super Troopers 2 and other cult classics. This episode is good enough to F**K YOUR MOTHER!!!

BONUS EPISODE // "FIGHT COMPANION UFC 219"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018


The Six Squirrel Studios crew hang out and watch UFC 219. Who's on your Television Rescue Squad?

Episode 13 // "Sweets Has A Huge Hog"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018


Theoretical Pod hosts Jonathan “Champagne” Varnet and James “Candi” DiPinto join forces with the host of the “Shut the Fuck Up Donny” Podcast and Owner/Producer of Six Squirrel Studios Donovan “Sweets” Salzarulo as we run wild on New Year’s weekend. Join us as we get a little saucy to celebrate the new year! Be sure to download part two of this podcast; a special Fight Companion episode where the members Six Squirrel Studios watch and commentate on the last two fights of UFC 219!

Episode 12 // "Someone Call the Doctor!!"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2017


 Theoretical Nonsense Podcast is filmed in front of a live studio audience... and then heavily edited before it reaches your ear-holes. In this episode your hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto record on location with special guest Dr. Rick Conlin. As usual we discuss our mutual passion for beer as well as a great discussion about working with colleagues. Of course this episode would not be complete without completely spoiling Star Wars The Last Jedi *SPOILERS*, and inappropriate back rubs. Download rate and subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher and wherever else you get your podcast fix. Find us on social media @TheoreticalPod on Facebook and @Theoretical_Pod on Twitter and Instagram. And visit sixsquirrelstudios.com for full episodes of our podcast and more! 

Episode 11 // “This One Goes to 11…”

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017


Episode 11 // “This One Goes to 11…”This episode of The Theoretical Nonsense Podcast gets cranked up a little as hosts Jonathan “Champagne” Varnet and James “Candi” DiPinto talk a bit about science and politics and then fall right into a heated religious debate. We also sit down with friend and #ST6 Prospect member David “Churro” Wilson this episode to show him the wonderful world of podcasting! He is already used to our brand of crazy so none of this came as a surprise to him…. We just introduced him to the Devils Coleslaw before the show and he slipped into a nice catatonic state. Smiling Face With Horns on Microsoft Windows 8.0 Download rate and subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher and wherever else you get you podcast fix. Find us on social media @TheoreticalPod on Facebook and @Theoretical_Pod on Twitter and Instagram. And visit SixSquirrelStudios.com for full episodes of our podcasts and more! Edited and produced by Six Squirrel Studios. Silicon Forrest, OR

Episode 10 // "Drone Pilots, Shitty Governors, and the West Coast Return"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2017


Episode 10! Double digits baby! This week your hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto strap on their shiny tin foil Yarmulkes and dish out a healthy portion of truth sauce... Mmmmmmm. Drone pilots high on bath salts, Governors vetoing voter approved bills, kiddy diddlers in Hollywood and the return of the West Coast Chapter! It's 10pm, do you know where your children are? Download rate and subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher and wherever else you get your podcast fix. Find us on social media @TheoreticalPod on Facebook and @Theoretical_Pod on Twitter and Instagram. And visit sixsquirrelstudios.com for full episodes of our podcast and more! Edited And Produced by Six Squirrel Studios, Silicon Forrest, OR

Episode 9 // "Story Time with Irish Coco and The White Panda"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2017


Episode 9 People! Almost have those double digits. After a week or so off your hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto sit down for a good old fashioned story session... There may have been some substances involved.

Episode 8 // "Draft Day!"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2017


Hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto sit down with none other than one of the East Coast Chapter CFO's, and Mrs. Panda, Sara DiPinto as we head into Hockey season with our annual fantasy draft. Join us for a little drunkin' sports debauchery as we taunt each other with names that will make your grandmother blush... If she knew what they meant.

Episode 7 // "BEER IS GOOD!"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2017


This week hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto are filming on location for an epic day of brewing beer and talking to friends. We talk a little Star Wars, a little fighting and a lot of Beer.... Let's get drunk.

Episode 6 // "It's Happening Captain."

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2017


Theoretical Nonsense Podcast Ep.6! Hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto sit down with none other than Six Squirrel Studios Regular and Squirrel Team Six member, Jake "Big Daddy" Varnet! This week we talk tech as Sony and IBM make breakthroughs with physical memory capabilities and how it relates to video games, streaming, and all digital content as we know it today...... And of course we talk Game of Thrones, I mean the F*****G' season finale! Thank god for the beer.

Episode 5 // "Who Added More Show to this Show?"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2017


In episode 5 hosts Jonathan "Champagne" Varnet and James "Candi" DiPinto sit down for a crazy booze filled conversation about the state of America, and things get a little tense. We also talk everyone's favorite Game of Thrones... **Warning** Spoilers ahead! So join us once again and thank you for supporting us and Six Squirrel Studios, we wouldn't be able to do this without your support. Cheers!

Episode 4 // “That’s One Big Battery, Batman!!!”

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2017


“M. Night Shaym-Aliens!” Who added more tangent to this tangent? Hosts Jonathan “Champagne” Varnet and James “Candi” DiPinto sit down and discuss everybody’s favorite Billionaire Martian, Elon Musk, and his plans to create the largest battery power station in the world in Southern Australia. Meanwhile the Evil northerners plan on creating one of the world’s largest coal mining operations at the same time! Sit down and strap up as we spend an entire episode talking about the continent down under in one of the longest tangent filled episodes yet.  ​ Recorded in The Casa de Champagne Naked Puzzle Basement, East Longmeadow, MA Produced at Six Squirrel Studios, Silicon Forrest, OR

Episode 3 // "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2017


This was a very special episode as hosts Jonathan Varnet and James DiPinto sit down with producer of Theoretical Nonsense Podcast, and Owner/Operator of Six Squirrel Studios, Donovan "Sweets" Salzarulo. Coming off of a lengthy tour of the seedy underbelly that is suburban Portland, OR to talk about what the future has in store for Six Squirrel Studios and the new projects like "Shut The Fuck Up Donny" and "Portland Explored." So join us once again as we dive into the deep end without adult supervision...  Download rate and subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher and wherever else you get your podcast fix. Find us on social media @TheoreticalPod on Facebook and @Theoretical_Pod on Twitter and Instagram. And visit sixsquirrelstudios.com for full episodes of our podcast and more!

Episode 2 // "Jeff Sessions Is a Cunt, Game Of Thrones, and Shaky Business"

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2017


Episode 2! Hosts Jonathan “Champagne” Varnet and James “Candi” DiPinto go full on nerdzin talking Game of Thrones and what the future of the series may look like. After a few beers Things get really weird and personal as we discuss our favorite guilty pleasures, remember this is a judgement free zone, finally we drop some serious knowledge on the effects of Marijuana on Parkinson's disease. Sorry we were a rambling bag of cats but you get what you get when you go down the rabbit hole! #Beer #Cannabis #GuiltyPleasures #GoT Recorded at The Legendary Panda Pleasure Palace, MA Edited And Produced by Six Squirrel Studios, Silicon Forrest, OR

Episode 1 // "Anthrax Cracks and Bottoming Out"

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2017


For the inaugural episode of this bi-weekly podcast, hosts Jonathan Varnet and James DiPinto sit down to discuss a couple of interesting science topics while weaving in some not so P.C. political rants for the ages! We also discuss the ever changing climate of laws affecting the legality of Marijuana in our home state of Massachusetts, and the country. So Pour yourself a pint and get ready to bite down on your pillow as we strap on our alternative facts and opinions and finish with a nice creamy truth sauce. #Beer #Permafrost #DiggyDiggy #Cannabis Recorded at The Legendary Panda Pleasure Palace, MA Edited And Produced by Six Squirrel Studios, Silicon Forrest, OR

Episode 0 // "The Phantom Ambien In the Butthole"

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2017


Theoretical Nonsense Episode 0 // "The Phantom Ambien In the Butthole" // Recorded at The Legendary Panda Palace, MA // Edited And Produced by Six Squirrel Studios, Silicon Forrest, OR

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