Toke Tales

Welcome to Toke Tales Podpals! For our first iteration, we bring you a full episode from our friends over at Mysteretical: "In this week’s episode, JP and Lynne dive into the Avril conspiracy… Is she a clone? Was she replaced by a doppelganger? linktr.ee/mysteretical --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mysteretical/support"

It has been 365 days since the first Toke Tales episode was released! So we decided to smoke the strongest weed we could find, on the most important day of the year: April 20th. Join us as we get deathly stoned on Retrograde by Haven St. while telling other stoner's stoned stories. We also did a short Q&A at the end of our episode, so stay tuned for that! 

Join us this week for Volume 2 of our WILD CARD series! It's the wild wild west, anything goes! This weeks strain is ChemDawg by Palmetto, currently our favourite sativa hybrid. Get ready as we discuss the David Reimer case, and the Rotten Library. Be prepared, because this episode gets real dark!  

Hey everyone! We've all had an underwhelming birthday in our lives... But have you had had a birthday that went so wrong that it will forever go down as the worst day of your life?! Yikes... Well it was Sel's birthday around the time we recorded this episode, and we figured that there has got to be some terrifying birthday stories out there... and spoiler alert: we were right!  Join us as we smoke some Wappa by Wildlife Cannabis co.

We've all had some truly terrifying dreams in our lives... Ones that make you question reality as a whole, and ones that simply force you awake with your heart beating out of your chest! However, did you know that 7-8% of people have had dream experiences that mesh together real life and the dream world? So real that you see yourself laying in bed sleeping, and are unable to move while all sorts of creatures and shadows creep up on you?! Sleep paralysis is truly a terrifying experience! Join us as we smoke up some Marley Green by Marley Natural while telling some very real sleep paralysis stories! Sleep tight!

Merry Christmas to all of you tokies! We're finally reaching the end of this roller coaster of a year that was 2020, and we've also reached a new milestone. Twenty five smoke cloud inducing episodes of fun! And this episode, we hope to continue that trend. Is it really Christmas without tree?! We don't think so! Tokes tales wishes you all a green Christmas this year with 6 short Christmas stories while smoking some Sensi Star by 7acres.

Winnipeg is the home to many things... The Golden Boy, the Slurpee, the most annual sales of snow brushes and ice scrapers (Just kidding, I made that up, but it sounds right)... But did you know that Winnipeg was also the home of some of Canada's most (in)famous criminals?! Today we smoke some Hardcore OG and talk about some mind blowing crimes that happened right here on our home turf... It's going to get wild! 

Our first Sequel?! Turns out everyone loved learning about weird ways people have (unfortunately) died, so we decided to do a second part! From flying model lawn mowers to retaliating cacti, we cover it all while smoking some Kushberry in this weeks short and sweet One-Hitter episode!

This week we have some VERY disturbing critters on the menu! Some located in Central America, and some that are crawling on your body this very second! Join us in smoking some Hardcore OG while we laugh and cry simultaneously... Prepare yourself! You might want to put your munchies on hold, and maybe wash your face for this one!

Have you ever thought you saw a person out of the corner of your eye, only for it to vanish into thin air? What about hearing footsteps coming from the room above you only to find out that no one was in there? In this short and sweet One Hitter, we enjoy some Mystery Bud while reading some real paranormal encounters!

Look to your left. Now look to your right. What do you see? A number of potential weapons, of course! At least that's what some of these criminals think! Listen in as we chat about some of the strangest weapons used in crimes. In this episode we smoke up some Rockstar and real weird...

Have you ever wanted to play a practical joke on the Queen of England? Maybe give her a good scare, just because you consider yourself a friend of hers? Well you'd better think twice! THAT'S ILLEGAL!! Join us as we journey around the globe finding some of the most ridiculous laws we've ever heard. Some of them may be from a different time all together, but some are just hilariously bonkers (to us, anyway!). Sit back and smoke some King's Kush with us in this short and sweet One-Hitter episode!

Halloween is the greatest day of all of the 365 we go through every year. It's filled with laughter, candy, costumes, scares, and ... candy! A celebration of all things spooky! But sometimes your Halloween can get a little too real, and might have you face to face with real terror. Today we sit back and smoke some Marley Black Indica while talking about some real terrifying experiences that happened on October 31.

Everyone loves a good scary story, that's a fact. So this episode, we scavenged the depths of the internet to find some of the scariest stories that are less than 400 words. How scary could that be?! Well, prepare to find out with us as we smoke a lot of low grade DAILY SPECIAL in this short and sweet One Hitter episode. 

We're getting dark and spooky for Halloween by discussing some of the most disturbing stories we've told on this podcast. Worst of all, the perpetrators seemingly vanished without a trace. Today we smoke some Limelight while the criminals we discuss run away from it. Will they ever be caught? Probably not... But get ready for the most disturbing episode yet!

Have you ever wondered why we say bless you after someone sneezes? What about why some people hold their breath while passing a cemetery? Today we discuss the origin stories of these superstitions and more! Join us in this short and sweet One Hitter episode while we enjoy some delicious Gas Mask!

Everyone has heard of Slender Man and Bloody Mary... But have you heard of the cargo ship that killed dozens of crew members? What about the "Señorita" that is stuck in Latin purgatory? This week we take a look at some lesser known Urban Legends (at least here in North America anyway) while enjoying our long time favourite strain: Tom Ford! 

We've all had an interesting encounter with a stranger at some point. So we did a deep dive into Reddit to uncover some of the creepiest! From a dungeonesque basement inspection to an apparition in the park, these are sure to give you chills! Join us as we smoke some Tom Ford+ in this short and sweet One Hitter episode.

Tide pods and spoonfuls of cinnamon are child's play compared to these internet challenges! In this episode we discuss two viral internet challenges involving death while Sel gets festive with a fall themed cocktail. Join us as we smoke some Gas Mask and get deep and dark. Listener discretion is advised, as this episode contains themes of suicide and self harm.

Join us this week for our very first WILD CARD episode! It's the wild wild west. Anything goes! This weeks weed strain gives us GARLIC BREATH as we discuss mysterious packages from China, and some strange disappearances in Vermont. This episode is FILLED with uncontrollable laughter as we barely cling on to reality.

Have you ever been listening to a song and said "I wonder what kind of stories they have to tell?" In this episode we discuss the terrifying 'behind the scenes' stories of some of your favourite musicians. From death threats to defecation, we cover it all! Tune in for some stories featuring Metallica, The Mars Volta, and more as we celebrate our 10th EPISODE with a special King Size joint of Tom Ford.

Have you ever talked to a babbling child and thought "What the f*ck did they just say"? From past lives to imaginary friends, this episode is sure to make your skin crawl. Join us as we puff on a MYSTERY JOINT and discuss creepy and bizarre things children have said.

Have you ever considered getting a panic room? Well... After hearing these tales, you may just feel inclined to. Dim the lights, wrap yourself up in a blanket, and get ready for some bone-chilling true stories found on Reddit! In this episode, we smoke some of the "King's Kush", and get royally stoned. 

Have you ever gone camping and heard footsteps in the brush? Have you ever gone hiking and felt like you were being followed? Most of the the time it's just our minds playing awful tricks on us... But sometimes it's real. This episode we exhale some LBS Sunset and recount some true wilderness horror stories from reddit! 

Have you ever thought that a pot bellied pig could save your life? What about a colony of beavers?  In this week's episode, we channel our inner Creed Bratton and smoke some Northern Lights indica, while telling tales of some unlikely heroic animals that SAVED humans from life threatening incidents!

Pull up your socks for this one, because in this episode we're discussing two of the most haunted places on EARTH. This week we get cookin' with some Garlic Breath while chatting about an abandoned Venetian island haunted by 160,000 ghosts and how Post Malone managed to escape death three times.

It's well known that Craigslist can be a bit of a train wreck... This week we smoke some good old Anubis and discuss the most hilarious and unsettling Craigslist ads on the internet.  Follow us on Instagram! @TokeTalesPodcast

Is there such a thing as Divine intervention? Or are they just a series of coincidences? This week we sit down and get couch locked on some Rocklock Indica while pondering the difference between the two!

People have been fascinated by death for millennia... This week we enjoy some crisp clean Tweed Highlands, and talk about ridiculously wild and weird ways people have died.

WE FINALLY DID IT!! We are uploading our very first podcast on this special day: 4/20/2020 at 4:20.This episode we discuss Creepypastas! Take a toke, listen up, and get ready for some laughs! Tune in for future episodes and make sure to follow and give us a like!Make sure to check out our Instagram page @toke.tales