turtlebody

Good friend from high school and sensational YouTuber Madison Jo joins turtlebody to reminisce about childhood, good times, and cut-throat high school musical rivalries. 

Alyssa and Adam give their take on the latest Britney Spears drama after watching the new documentary, Framing Britney Spears. 

Adam and Alyssa test their knowledge. It goes pretty well, thanks to the American education system...

Alyssa and Adam play a fun game of "what's that sound?", but not before a brief...hiccup.

Where would any of us be without telling a few lies now and then?? 

This week we are joined by our dear friend, and vivacious horoscope enthusiast, Rachel Dickson. 

SLOW DOWN! There's a turtlebody crossing the road. Adam and Alyssa talk getting in TROUBLE in the premiere of season 2.

Adam and Alyssa look back on the positive aspects of 2020...featuring a lot of Aunt Cindy.

Adam and Alyssa delve into their traumatic experience with the ultimate evil of BEDBUGS.

It's CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME!!!!

A and A dish on their experience working in the food service and offer valuable tips on how NOT to behave in a restaurant. 

Alyssa and Adam see how well they can read each other's lips while hilarity and profanity pour out. 

A and A celebrate Halloween in the most decent, respectable, normal way possible...featuring two small birds.

The hens discuss the good, the bad, and the corporate predatory nature of COLLEGE. 

Adam and Alyssa offer SOLICITED advice to some devoted listeners and are joined by some unhinged guests from the depths of their imagination. 

It was only a matter of time before turtlebody got these humiliating stories off their shell! Featuring some fan submissions from listeners like you!

Adam and Alyssa are joined by NYC cabaret artist and good friend, Jackson Sturkey, where they discuss everything from the arts in the age of pandemic to body modification. 

Adam and Alyssa dive into a psychological dissection of the hit franchise "Twilight" and are reduced to horny teenaged girls. 

Alyssa and Adam answer questions sent in to them on Instagram by listeners like you!

Adam and Alyssa are joined by their very first guest and play a very fun game of 'Red Flags.' 

Adam and Alyssa embrace their 'marital status' in an intimate card game designed for real married couples. Warning: Emotions Ahead!

In the third episode of turtlebody: the Podcast, Adam and Alyssa play a game of 'how well do you know me?' and dig into their hilarious past. 

Adam and Alyssa play a riveting game of would you rather, and discuss some rather revolting bodily parasites. 

In the first episode of turtlebody: The Podcast, Adam and Alyssa muse about random topics ranging from zoos to public urination.