Unfortunately, I'm Stupid

In this episode Molly and Emily do a deep dive into their old notes apps. They treat you to some old poetry and rediscover potentially profound one-liners. Warning: very pretentious! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, the girls dive a little bit too deep into Twilight lore. Does Renesmee get her period? Is an apple a Mormon symbol for a testicle? Does Bella eat iceberg lettuce whole? We still don't know. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, Molly and Emily have finally settled into their new apartment in Nashville and tell you all about the move, the food, and the shitty drivers. No more zoom!! Woohoo!!

In this episode Molly and Emily play some games! They take a glimpse into the future and play MASH. Then they guess some wild recipes from only the ingredient lists. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls talk to super dope music photographer, Maggie London! They kick things off by bonding over Parker Cannon, then get into the nitty gritty when Maggie tells the girls about how she got started with photography and what it’s like to be a woman working in the music industry. She also gives an incredibly shocking fun fact! Follow Maggie on Instagram, @maggielndnphoto, make sure to check out her weekly Twitch stream at twitch.tv/realmchat , and buy her coloring book at https://www.blurb.com/b/10266920-sound-and-color ! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, the girls paint their nails, answer questions from Instagram, and just have an all around old fashioned hangout. They kick things off by emptying out all their knowledge on Katy Perry, then give each other lots of compliments, pick a bone with Ed Sheeran, and ultimately find their way somehow to discussing why Emily is a ceiling fan. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode Molly and Emily talk to their friend Marissa! Marissa tells them about her own podcast and gives them the run down on the inspiration of it, Sex and the City. Then the girls spend the rest of the episode talking all things 1D, Folklore, and Haylor. Listen to Marissa’s podcast, We Couldn’t Help But Wonder: Hot Takes with Gen Z Carrie and Miranda on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls talk about all their feelings regarding Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Molly entertains the idea of anarchy and tells us how she’s turned a three year old into a Harry Styles stan, and Emily talks about Sam Fender’s recent socially distant gig. Then the girls both take an alignment quiz and find out how chaotic they truly are. PS- Join the Patreon & help us get a professional setup! https://www.patreon.com/unfortunatelyimstupid --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls talk to Alex O’Malley and Teddy Ansani of Chicago funky rock band The Hustle! The boys tell Molly and Emily all about how they got started playing music, how they continue to play together now that they’re in college, and which artists they’ve crowned favorites. Find more info about The Hustle on their Instagram, @thehustlemusic, as well as the other band Alex plays in, @todayschildren!

In this episode the girls virtually sit down with icon and graphic designer, Greta! They tell the story of how she and Emily met, talk about her artistic beginnings, and gush about how excited they are for her new jewelry brand, solveig, to open for business! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls kick off their book club! They discuss Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. They decide whether or not it's a feminist text, fantasize about a life with the Cullens, and come to terms with the fact that Edward Cullen probably would have worn a three-piece suit and a fedora to high school. If you'd like to participate in a future book club or recommend a novel, get in contact via Instagram @unfortunatelyimstupid, and join the discord! https://discord.com/invite/AXfhxvg --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls talk about why they should have basic human rights. They examine the pro-life movement, and Emily admits to having a Hamilton phase in 2016 while Molly entertains the thought of getting a lobotomy and a sternum tattoo. Join the discord! https://discord.com/invite/n9tf7Ta --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode Molly and Emily get spooky and talk about urban legends. Emily teaches everyone about Mothman (possibly Justin Bieber?) while Molly fantasizes about muscular legs. The girls also discuss how quick and easy it is to get tested for COVID! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls talk about religion. Molly talks about her experience growing up going to Catholic school, and Emily tells the story of the time her uncle took her on a Mormon treasure hunt. The girls also announce the launch of their book club. More information can be found on their Instagram @unfortunatelyimstupid. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls celebrate Emily’s birthday. She opens a gift from Molly and attempts to do some ASMR. Then the girls talk about escaping into the wilderness, the time Nick Grimshaw wronged them, and Emily’s baby, Buzzkill. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls talk about books, Juneteenth, the myriad of sexual assault allegations that have hit social media lately, and how easy it is to simply stop supporting predators. Molly also has some public therapy, and the girls have important revelations about mediocre white men. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls live their dream and talk to superstar sex educator, Kailin. They talk about birth control, being sex positive, and why vaginas are the window to the soul. Kailin also answers questions submitted by their wonderful Instagram followers. Apologies for the audio on this one, we’re dummies over here! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls celebrate Molly’s 21st birthday by playing the newlywed game (spoiler: no one’s a winner) and getting sloppy on the internet. They talk about Emily’s obsession with King Arthur, Molly’s first crush, who they’d bring to a deserted island, and all of their relationship issues. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls talk about the Black Lives Matter protests and what they, as white women, are doing in order to be effective allies. Links to resources including protesting infographics, educational materials, petitions to sign, and organizations to donate to can be found in the link in their Instagram bio, as well as the 'resources' highlight on their profile, @unfortunatelyimstupid. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode Molly and Emily have their first guest! Rachael (who is a freshly-graduated nurse navigating a global pandemic) talks about nursing exams, how often she cries, and the glorious fattiness of Midwestern cuisine. Then she treats the girls to all her wildest college stories, including walking ‘The Drunken Mile,’ what happened to her fake ID, and the mess that was her twentieth birthday. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the girls gush about their new obsession, Outer Banks (spoiler alert), and Molly’s crush on Yung Gravy. Then it gets spooky. Molly tells everyone about her new favorite conspiracy theory, and Emily relives her most haunting memories from college while also revealing that she’s a horse girl. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode Molly and Emily get serious and talk about why you should support victims instead of predatory men in the music industry. Then they lift the mood by revealing their weirdest hobbies, why they were bullied in elementary school, and which celebrities they think they’d be best friends with. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode Molly and Emily talk about Harry Styles, passing statistics, and the story of how they met. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is just a short introduction to the podcast Unfortunately, I'm Stupid, hosted by Molly Bosshart and Emily Marshman. In this podcast, we'll eventually talk about anything and everything, from Harry Styles, to traveling, to sex education, to astrology. We'd really appreciate if you followed us on Instagram (@unfortunatelyimstupid) and on Twitter (@unfortunatelypc). We post Mondays (first episode coming May 11th) and we hope you enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app