Ye Who Answers

On 4 May 2021, Yahoo Answers died; and as it was written we must also die. In this episode, we honor our blood pact and cancel Ye Who Answers, but not before reminiscing about some of our favorite questions, and answering a few new ones. Even a couple from the Yahoo Answers Team themselves.

In this episode, a couple of silly boys pretend they can talk the serious talk with the big boys as they answer questions about cultural appropriation, a statute of limitations on engagements, and the perfect gym routine.

In this episode, Clayton, not a nurse, and Clare, a nurse, return to tell whimsical tales of their recent travels, before getting down to business and joining in on answering some quandaries concerning lockdown loopholes and unreciprocated sexting.

In this episode, we revisit an old segment and check out the news according to Yahoos, before providing sassy advice to Q's about left-handers, considered donations, and how to get a reluctant boyfriend to wear a condom.

It's a new year and we're back with the same old format. Not everything's the same though. We do have all new questions, which is good... right? Anyway, in this episode, we answer q's involving a destination wedding, a change of relationship status, and a couple of just sleepy teens.

In this Christmas themed episode, we celebrate a recently created commercial holiday, break some societal gender norms, discuss our childhood Christmases, shatter a fledgling relationship, and finally invent some Easter carols.

In this packed season finale, Clayton returns with some tales of his recent family getaway before helping us with some questions involving walking on the sun, exorcisms, a goth cowboy, and a siege girlfriend.We'll be back in 10 weeks with an obligatory Christmas Special and then return in the new year.

In this episode, we determine the funniest Beatle and discuss casting for a live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender before setting out on a few quests to resolve the problems of a dissatisfied phallus owner, a disturbing neighborhood watcher, a recently separated Facebook user, and a disappointed birthday dreamer.

In this episode, we hear a revolting rural rumor before getting down to business answering questions concerning disagreements largely revolving around noodles, a fart in a bottle, stanky feet, and a freaky geek.

In this unconventional one-on-one episode we get nostalgic about shows that don't hold up as well as the ASMR of our generation: the sound of a VHS tape rewinding at top speed. All the while answering pivotal questions of our time concerning unfulfilled wet dreams, growing old, and a forbidden haircut.

In this episode we berate the entitled; from a teen whose party was cancelled due to the pandemic to the Karens and Darrens who just want to speak to the manager. Eliciting a few stories of irksome encounters from one of our own during his time in customer service. We also weigh up whether the pursuit of a max cape in Runescape might be a feasible career.

In this episode we go back through the annals of history to unearth bits and questions that we never thought would see the light of day. Such questions might involve a prematurely planned pregnancy, a rubber heist and how to evolve a Graveler. I say might, but I know for a fact they do.

In this episode, we contemporaneously reveal our obsession with Hamilton and tell a neoteric tale of a sex shop visit, before answering a few Q's about a Coronavirus vaccine, an impending faux pas, and a peculiar bedroom growl.

In this episode, we get a news update from the reliable sources at Yahoo Answers and go on to rank the Star Wars films, all the while answering some questions about an extreme hanging donut game, adolescent panty pilfering, a late night call conundrum, and a young lady who has a volleyball tournament on Sunday.There were issues in recording during the first half; just pretend we were on a zoom call.

In this episode we put apparel in their place, plot revenge for a transitory student, and simultaneously learn about butt pads and expertly solve a related problem.

In this episode, Clare the nurse returns to help in our continued our effort to let men who want to wear traditionally women's clothes know that it's fine, debate a third option to the Australian republic referendum, solve a pool game mishap, and we thank her and, vicariously, all front-line workers during these COVID times.

In this episode, we discuss sodas that were lost to the 90's, what job Donkey Kong had that required him to wear that tie, and imagine and solve a nursing home based murder. We also fulfill our obligation to read questions and subsequently respond, in a new segment borne out of a lack of preparation and cautiously titled the Gameboy Advance (let's call it an homage). Covering topics that range from a crack pipe discovery debacle to a malevolent mother (and by range, I mean those two things, exclusively).

In this episode, we MacGyver bread-makers and then go on to answer burning questions posed by the internet concerning unobserved cat licking (fight urge to make pussy pun), whether we'd get a prenup, a centuries-old debt, an ill-gotten personal computer, and a custody question that has us contemplating the indelible philosophies of King Solomon and Maury Povich.

In this episode, we try to remain optimistic about the state of the world as we respond to some queries regarding states of pregnancy, spankings for prevalent pineapple peccadilloes, incompatible horoscope pairings, and the crush that got away.

In this episode we do our bit for the podcast environment and recycle old material that didn't make the cut. Lost bits involving nihilistic goldfish, lube for your doobie, Flat-Earthers, and many more; well, like, four more. And we answer timeless questions like how do you stop your 20 year old sister from doing inappropriate things with their boyfriend (*cough* sex *cough*), how did sloths survive this long, and what to do about a relationship between potential step-cousins.

In this episode, go back in time to when the Coronavirus was less serious (when we recorded this episode - stay safe; make good choices) as we obliviously joke about its origins and go on to answer relationship questions sensibly posted to Yahoo Answers involving: who should pay for dates, making a move, new forms of spooning; and a laser-spanner is thrown into the works, as new lines are drawn in the dog/ant war.

In this episode we discover one of us might be the son of the devil, call out some sexism, answer questions (as one would expect) about Nephophobia, Presidents and Cheating, ponder the ethics of cloning (in a way), and invent the ancient sport of bat-fishing.

In this episode we introduce a new segment about our favorite nurse, and not lumberjill (yet), Clare, in "Clare the Nurse Adventures with Clare the Nurse" and answer pressing questions about urinal etiquette, whether The Sims can be porn, Fox News' war on DnD, and if we have finally found the hottest man.

In this episode we pitch an alternate version of Beauty and the Beast, ponder Babushka pregnancies, ask whether social media is sinful, take sides in the dog/ant war, concoct cat-crap capers, and travel interdimensionally to a universe where God is an Aussie.

In this episode we discuss a myriad of, or (if you prefer) myriad, topics including: constipation, porn kinks, the effects of drugs on animals, hot aunts, the legality of Jello, dating someone in a band, and why Slender Man was really in those woods.

In this episode we speculate on the true origins of Trump's hair, berate strangers for fine accumulation and vegan tween hunting parties, discuss whether car-washing can be platonic, reminisce about our childhood movie-going experiences, and kinda debate gun control.

The pilot episode of our new podcast, Ye Who Answers, called Pilot. In this episode we look at whether men should be embarrassed wearing panties; high-school relationships; bad ex-boyfriends; penis envy; and going to Paris to get high on Pepsi and find yourself.

A second episode of our new podcast, Ye Who Answers, called Episode 2. In this episode we attempt some already solved riddles and discuss watching porn during the honeymoon period; whether charity is selfish; consensual shaving; abortions; and a conspiracy that Brett Cavanagh is really Brett Carvanha, and if he is allowed to level up, he will evolve into Brett Sharpedo.