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We review the reviews. If I could give this podcast zero stars, I would.

Kelle & Todd


    • Aug 11, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 22 EPISODES


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    14 – BCK, Hopdoddy, Kenny & Ziggy’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020


    There were SHARDS of GLASS!

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    14 – BCK, Hopdoddy, Kenny & Ziggy’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020


    There were SHARDS of GLASS!

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    13 – Boomtown Coffee (Houston), Frothy Monkey (Nashville), Sweet Eugene’s (College Station)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020


    “Really I bid you good luck getting a good meaty and flavored bite.”

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    13 – Boomtown Coffee (Houston), Frothy Monkey (Nashville), Sweet Eugene’s (College Station)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020


    “Really I bid you good luck getting a good meaty and flavored bite.”

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    12 – Dish Society, Down House, Local Foods

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020


    One reviewer ordered an egg white omelette and then complained about it being bland.

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    12 – Dish Society, Down House, Local Foods

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020


    One reviewer ordered an egg white omelette and then complained about it being bland.

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    11 – Bistro Menil, Indianola, Hugo’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020


    One person helpfully warned us that tile floors are slippery.

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    11 – Bistro Menil, Indianola, Hugo’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020


    One person helpfully warned us that tile floors are slippery.

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    10 – 13 Celsius, Lei Low, Houston Watch Company

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020


    One man is displeased to discover he has to order his drinks at the bar…at a bar.

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    10 – 13 Celsius, Lei Low, Houston Watch Company

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020


    One man is displeased to discover he has to order his drinks at the bar…at a bar.

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    9 – Dolce Vita, Mellow Mushroom, Star Pizza (Reupload)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2020


    IT’S PIZZA O’CLOCK! The version we originally posted had MYSTERIOUSLY cut off the last 2 minutes of the episode, which was the portion where we revealed all of our secrets. Re-listen now!

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    9 – Dolce Vita, Mellow Mushroom, Star Pizza (Reupload)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2020


    IT’S PIZZA O’CLOCK! The version we originally posted had MYSTERIOUSLY cut off the last 2 minutes of the episode, which was the portion where we revealed all of our secrets. Re-listen now!

    pizza clock reupload mysteriously dolce vita mellow mushroom
    8 – Ruth’s Chris (Houston) and Canlis (Seattle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019


    Happy Thanksgiving! Todd learns to pronounce the names of common steakhouse franchises.

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    8 – Ruth’s Chris (Houston) and Canlis (Seattle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019


    Happy Thanksgiving! Todd learns to pronounce the names of common steakhouse franchises.

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    7 – Calle Onze, Ninfas Uptown, Tropicales

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019


    We are literally throwing this episode down on the table.

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    7 – Calle Onze, Ninfas Uptown, Tropicales

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019


    We are literally throwing this episode down on the table.

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    6 – Marche, Loveless Cafe, Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk and Rock n Roll Steakhouse (Nashville, TN)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019


    We take a look at reviews for 3 equally classic Nashville institutions.

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    6 – Marche, Loveless Cafe, Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk and Rock n Roll Steakhouse (Nashville, TN)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019


    We take a look at reviews for 3 equally classic Nashville institutions.

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    5 – Sweet Ritual and Veggie Heaven (Austin, TX)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019


    We find out what people are naysaying about two vegetarian favorites in Austin.

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    5 – Sweet Ritual and Veggie Heaven (Austin, TX)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019


    We find out what people are naysaying about two vegetarian favorites in Austin.

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    4 – Breadwinners and Cafe Pacific (Dallas, TX)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019


    One reviewer said he had to bribe his fiance to eat breakfast with him. Which restaurant do you think he was reviewing?

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    3 – Coltivare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019


    Apparently, not everyone is on board with one of Houston’s most lauded restaurants.

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