2 fools rushing in.

As a brief interruption to the normal expected adventure, Al, Hal, Hatch and Fergus get pulled into Al's lamp for a task at the "request" of his patron.    Next week, we'll pick things back up in the middle of the combat that got so strangely interrupted.   Enjoy the madness. 

Recorded live 6/18/25. No Chad, again.   Be excellent to each other.

The kids are about to learn an interesting lesson about these Orcs in the underground. We'll all just have to hope that it doesn't hurt too terribly much.   Enjoy the madness. 

Recorded live, 6/11/24. No Chad in this one.    Be excellent to each other. 

The kids find themselves in the sewers beneath the underground Dwarven, now Orc controlled, city.  Also, spiders.   Enjoy the madness. 

This was not recorded live. You'll be able to tell that from some pretty saucy language being used.   Be better than us.

The kids head deep into the underground for the next leg of their journey to deal with the Orc situation. And what high fantasy storytelling would be complete without what was likely incorrect calculations regarding terminal velocity?    Enjoy the incalculable madness. 

Recorded live 5/28/25.   Be excellent to each other. 

Catching up to yet another band of roving Orcs with a very familiar looking trophy the kids continue towards what they believe is there destiny and what comes next. So far the second band of Orcs seems different and almost tougher in some way but the kids are still figuring it out.   Enjoy the madness. 

Recorded live 5/21/25. The guys grumble a bunch about current events.    Be excellent to each other. 

The kids continue to move along towards who knows what, other than the upcoming expected confrontation with orcs on a mountain or something.   Enjoy the madness. 

Recorded live 5/14/24. Finally back to a more normal recording setup so things should be back to normal as far as an audio release schedule goes.   Be excellent to each other. 

That wraps up the second part of the first section of the brand new plan, which is very similar to the old plan but now with more elevation.    Enjoy the madness.

Having survived their encounter with Orc Tribe #1, the kids are now level 4. Planning begins for how to deal with the second Orc tribe and their strongarming of the townspeople.    Enjoy the madness. 

The fools play some Diablo 4 and chat throughout.   Be excellent to each other. 

Finally, the conclusion of that crazy fight from the last episode.    Enjoy the madness. 

Jeff's PC died and he's still getting things recovered from that so the audio is coming but it's certain to be a bit behind, more than usual,, over the next few weeks.    Be excellent to each other. 

Finally, the time has come to face incredible Orcish odds with little more than a fool's plan. It's gonna get wild y'all.   Enjoy the madness. 

Recorded 4/9/25.   Be excellent to each other.

With the prospect of being outnumbered approximately 10:1, and with fewer abilities at their disposal than they would like, the boys attempt to strategize a plan before things finally pop off.   Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live 4/2/25. There was so much "one more thing".   One final thing: Be excellent to each other. 

Orcs, orcs and more orcs, with more likely on the horizon. The question arises about how many orcs are actually in this orc camp anyway and the answer provided was...something that will need to be planned for.    Enjoy the Orc madness. 

Recorded live 3/26/25. There are some pretty heavy spoilers for the new game, Assassin's Creed Shadows, so fair warning on that.   Be excellent to each other. 

Now, at level 3, the team feels the stakes are rising. There's a cool bridge thing and some other excitement, but this situation with the Orcs has to be coming to a head soon, right?   Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live, 3/19/25. There was a lot of Assasin's Creed talk again. Hope you like that sort of thing.    Be excellent to each other. 

The orcs are piling up like cordwood, and the team still doesn't know if that's a good thing. Whatever the case, their plan seems to be working...so far.   Enjoy the madness. 

Recorded 3/19. Jeff talked about the Assassin's Creed video game series for longer than anyone else seemed to want.    Be excellent to each other. 

The team's long night in the woods dealing with the Orc situation continues.    Come on in and enjoy the madness. 

Recorded live, but late on 3/5/25 because Jeff got a haircut.   Be excellent to each other. 

Wow, 800 numbered episodes!   The team is making plans to deal with an orcish situation. It's some pretty solid planning.    Enjoy the madness and see how that planning turns out. 

So many choices were necessary to make this episode come together and we're happy you chose to spend your time listening to it—also, choices.    (We said choices a lot and thought we were funny about it)   Be excellent to each other. 

The next leg of the orcish adventure finds the team starting to possibly begin piecing together whats going on and beginning to formulate a plan.   Enjoy the grow'd up madness.

Recorded live 2/19/25.    Be excellent to each other. 

This begins the orcish intrigue arc. The team has no idea where it's going from here, but Raymond has a clear destination idea in mind. It does however continue to be the weirdest teenager's birthday party ever.  Only at Azmo's.   Enjoy the madness with the rest of us.

Recorded live 2/12/25.   Be excellent to each other. 

Cats, I think?   Enjoy the madness.    

Recorded on 2/5/25.   Be excellent to each other. 

Down in a hole, sort of.    Enjoy the madness. 

Recorded 1/29/25.     Be excellent to each other. 

After the fall.   That sounds way more ominous than it actually is, but after the time spent in the inn and the "Slurry" (you know if you listened), size matters not.   Enjoy the madness in a chilled mug with some fellow adventurers.

So episodes have been a little slower than normal due to Jeff having some surgery and being sick, again.    This was recorded before his surgery.    Be excellent to each other.

In a room with many doors the object appears to be finding more keys. The party doesn't know why yet.    Enjoy the madness of unlocking the mystery.

Recorded 1/8/25.   Be excellent to each other.

Birthday boy Hal and his friends Al, Pot and Hatch find themselves all grown up and on an adventure...of a sort.    Patience is likely a key to unlocking this mystery.    Door.   Enjoy the madness.

Recorded 1/1/25.   Happy new year and be excellent to each other. 

This is a reset of sorts, to something that is both a bit more traditional and something we've not done in a long time.    It's a birthday for one of our would-be adventurers, and you are all invited.    Enjoy the madness that comes with growing up.

Recorded 12/18/24.   Be excellent to each other in the new year.

This is it. The finale to Jeff's trip down memory lane. It sets up some of what is to come in the future, eventually.   This is also the last episode of the first season of Azmodendak's. We thank you for coming on the journey with us and hope you'll continue because the second season is starting the first week of the new year and there is a special episode coming before then that sets up what's going to be happening, kind of.   Enjoy the absolute madness. 

Recorded 12/11/24.   Be excellent to each other. 

Continuing the madness.   Only a few more weeks.    Enjoy the madness and get excited for what's to come. 

Recorded 12/4/24.   Be excellent to each other.