2 fools rushing in.

In this session zero, we work through what everyone's characters are going to look like for the next adventure, which is coincidentally being run by Chad. Chad also provides a little bit of background, and we talk through a bunch of stuff that maybe you'll find interesting.    Enjoy the prelude to the madness. 

Recorded 2/11/26. There were some technical issues with the show this week.   Be excellent to each other. 

Dylan's adventure has been building to this finale. But is it content?   Enjoy the madness.    ***Did you know that we have world-class medical service here in the dungeon? The Doctor, a longtime mainstay of the dungeon, has a variety of "treatment options" to serve any and all adventurers' needs. So stop on down to the "Clinic" and see what the Doctor has to offer. 

Recorded 2/4/26.   Be excellent to each other. 

Well...it's been leading to this, I guess. The story is heading towards some kind of conclusion and your guess is as good as mine at this point on what's going to happen next.    Enjoy the madness.   ***Have you ever wanted to take a chance and test your mettle in one of our dungeons, but your more cautious inclinations restrained your adventurous spirit? Have you considered adventuring with the safety of an experienced guide? Pop Pop has been adventuring since most of your grandparents' grandparents were out there adventuring, and so he's seen and forgotten more than most men could hope to learn in a lifetime. With discount and group rates available, what have you got to lose? Come on down to Pop Pop's, where we take full responsibility for your excitement, entertainment, and fun. Pop Pop assumes no actual responsibility for your excitement, entertainment, and/or fun, and further is not liable for any lost or damaged objects or adventurers, and safety is anything but guaranteed. ***

Recorded 1/21/26.   Be excellent to each other.    ***This is not a new episode but a correction to the title. 

The team has a plan that remains non-violent for the moment, but there are concerns that may not last.   Enjoy the madness.    ***Did you know that Azmodendak's has a lost and found? Well, we do, and for a nominal fee, anything lost that can be recovered is. Ask your local dungeon attendant how it works today.***

Recorded 1/21/26.   Be excellent to each other.

The team of would-be investigators are finally making some headway.   Enjoy the madness.   ***THIS ADVERTISMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE HIGHBREEZE HIGH COUNCIL.***

Recorded 1/14/26.    Be excellent to each other. 

The clueless team of adventurers are finally able to make some connections on exactly what they had been hired to do, in Dylan's wild new tale.   Enjoy the madness.   ***We at Azmodendak's are happy to announce our new mystery boxes. It could be a magical weapon or armor. It could be something more wondrous. But, as is the case with all mysteries, sometimes there are red herrings, which in this case are usually at least 65% edible. So, even then, it's not a complete loss. Talk to any attendant in the Dungeon and find out how you can start buying yours today.***

In the first show of 2026, the Fools are chatting about games and just generally catching up, having not hung out since before the holidays.   Be excellent to each other. 

Continuing what is likely to be a fever dream of the bizarre that could only be a Dylan adventure, we pick up the current band of miscreants trying to figure out what they were even supposed to be doing.   ***RECALL NOTICE: Per the Highbreeze Board of Health and Magickal Affairs, the "Meat" that was recently sold at a job fair held at Azmodendak's has been recalled due to safety concerns. It's been reported that in some instances the "Meat" exited the imbiber by means of its own volition. If you or a loved one have been affected by this incident, please alert your local constabulary so that you may be assisted with the removal of any remaining "Meat".

Back from the holidays with some audio from before the holidays.   We missed you, too.   Be excellent to each other. 

***CORRECT AUDIO IS NOW UPLOADED. APOLOGIES.***   In a break from the kids and their plight, we look in on what may be a holiday tale in that way that only Dylan can do them. Needless to say, a new and eclectic band of...adventurers are provided a task and entry into a complicated squatter situation within one of the dungeon's many levels.   Enjoy the madness.    ***Note from Fodder, Inc. management regarding the recent job fair. We apologize for the miscommunication regarding the barbecue. We were unaware that it would still be attached to the shambling corpses that made their way to the dungeon itself, and while it may have been delicious, we understand that some attendees were less than enthusiastic about the situation. So with that in mind, we'll be running a 5% off everything sale. Some limitations and restrictions apply. Sorry, no rain checks.

Continuing to live in the past, here is the 2nd part of last week's conversation.    Be excellent to each other.

So this is where a new live play episode would normally be. Well, we're in the middle of a brief change in preparation for Dylan to run a one-shot and give Raymond a break for the holidays. With that in mind, we were talking about the Golden Girls and D&D, and some of our upcoming ideas for characters for the next adventure.  Don't worry, though, we're not finished with the kids just yet. We'll get back to them.    Enjoy the madness, and tip your host.

In the first of two arbitrarily split episode halves, the guys are letting off some steam and screwing around with Borderlands 4, and its "delightful" drop rates.    Be excellent to each other. 

Welcome back to Azmodendak's, now with even more adult-sized children fighting likely people traffickers on a potentially stolen watercraft.    ***Just a reminder that we have our annual job fair coming up in a few weeks. The food vendors this year have assured us we will not have a repeat of the cannibalism incident from last year, though we have imported some barbecue from the Golden Wastes far to the south. We're told it's to die for and that the meat is literally falling off the bones. See you all at the job fair.***

The guys were just messing around with some Borderlands 4 and railing against injustices in the world. Or talking about stuff they watched. Either, or, really.   Be excellent to each other. 

The kids are determined to keep their boat, and they have a plan. Do the dice finally cooperate? Enjoy the Madness.   ***If the payment for your resurrection fees is more than you can handle, consider some of our more extreme guide positions. Successful performance can shave 10s of gold from that balance with only moderate risk to life, limb, and general well-being. So come on down to Azmodendak's and bring the whole family.***

For Thanksgiving or something.    Be excellent to each other. 

Picking up where we left off, the crew has gotten themselves into something that may be bigger than any single level of the dungeon. It remains to be seen if they're in over their heads just trying to do the right thing.   Enjoy the madness.    ***Azmodendak's is currently running a 25% off special on cursed amulets and intelligent, possibly bloodthirsty weaponry of all types. They make great gifts for that special someone in your life.***

In the 2nd part of a conversation that took place a couple of weeks ago (because we've been playing Dungeons and Dragons again and trying to get a stockpile for y'all), the guys discussed something that I've honestly forgotten about.   Be excellent to each other and check out the returning forays into Azmodendak's.

WELCOME BACK TO AZMODENDAK'S!! **We're currently running a special on resurrections. Buy 2, get 1 and of course terms and conditions apply such that you might not end up being entitled to any ressurections but it's still a pretty sweet deal. Just come on down to Azmo's.**   Picking up where we left off in August, but not having played since August, decisions were made. That said, the crew has stumbled onto something in one of the darker corners of Azmo's. But as always, where there is adversity, a plan takes shape, and the team sets about a very dangerous course of action.    Surely the dice must cooperate...right?   Enjoy the continuing madness, and we're so glad to have you back. We missed it too. 

In the first of a clearly not a two-part show being presented in two parts, enjoy (assuming you do) more of the usual.   And as always,   Be excellent to each other. 

Another bit of previously recorded conversation.    This means that we'll be doing some Dungeons and Dragons content in the very, very near future.    Be excellent to each other.

The other half of the conversation from 10/15/25, when 3 out of 4 Two Fools didn't know the recording was still going on, mostly because Jeff took a mid-show nap. Life's been rough for the fools lately, so if you've stuck around, thank you for your patience.    And as always, please be excellent to each other.

The first part of a long recording from 10/15/25.   Be excellent to each other. 

Recorded 10/8/25 after a most disappointing Con on the Cob.   Be excellent to each other, folks. It's getting scary out there. 

Recorded 10/1/25, prior to Con on The Cob.   Be excellent to each other. 

Recorded 9/24/25.   We have more stuff coming, but we're not quite ready to ramble on about it just yet.   Be excellent to each other. 

All the fools, now with full audio for everyone. So...there's that. Recorded 9/17/25.    Be excellent to each other.   More D&D is coming. 

Chad finally returned. Unfortunately, the newly tested audio configurations, while making things sound better this week, were set up in such a way that Jeff is missing entirely, so you'll be getting 3/4 of a conversation, which should be "great".   Be excellent to each other an know that we're trying to make something better here. Better than we were and better than before. We'll get there. 

Hopefully, we should be just about back to normal. This episode is again without Chad, but we're pretty sure he'll be around on 9/10/25.    Be excellent to each other, and thank you for your patience while we work stuff out on our end. 

The guys, minus Chad, still out of town, played some more Borderlands 3. The audio is a little wonky.    Be excellent to each other. 

The guys are playing more Borderlands 3 and just generally screwing around.    The release schedule is going to be a little weird for the next couple of weeks. Chad had to go out of town unexpectedly for his day job.   We're working on some things to help fill the voids in these instances, but for now, please accept our apologies.    And as always, be excellent to each other. 

This is the second part of Jeff's fever dream crab-centric one-shot.    Next week features a return to our normal broadcasting format.    Enjoy the madness and don't be Crabby. 

This week, we'll be featuring both parts of the bizarre one-shot that Jeff ran. It's weird and especially crab-centric.   Enjoy the madness. 

The Kids are starting to question whether or not they picked the right side of the door.   Enjoy the madness.

The guys get nostalgic and play some Borderlands 3 in preparation for the upcoming release of Borderlands 4.   Be excellent to each other.

Having finally faced and come away from the encounter with their greatest adversary to date, the kids are ready to put the doorway behind them.    Please enjoy and remember, madness finds a way.

Recorded 7/29/25, features Dylan, Jeff, and Raymond.   Be excellent to each other. 

The kids face their greatest adversary yet in a brass door.    There should likely be some content warnings but we couldn't figure out what to call the content, so just know that it gets more than a little intense and take a break if you need to.   And as always, enjoy the madness. 

Originally broadcast 7/23/25.   Be excellent to each other. 

The kids still have no idea where they are and how to get back or what is even going on.    Also, more Dinos.   Enjoy the seemingly prehistoric madness.   ***NOTE: Apologies, folks. The second part of the audio from this recording session is unrecoverable, and so there will be a two hour gap in the campaign. We'll have a recap at the top of the next episode to help bring folks up to speed on what was missed.

Some more from the last time Chad, Dylan and Jeff recorded without Raymond. They played some Diablo 4 and chatted about a bunch of random stuff.  So more of what you're used to.   Be excellent to each other. 

What in the land of the lost is going on? These kids are having a rough go of it, but that's growing up anyway isn't it?.   Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live, 7/9/25.   Be excellent to each other. 

After the dust settles with the Orcs, the kids begin to make plans for the future, with no idea what's to come.    Enjoy the madness. 

A showdown in the sluices beneath a mountain.   Enjoy the madness.