2 Fools using a light bit of Alcohol, plenty of words (including the 4 letter variety), and humor to prepare for the onset of middle age.

Picking up where we left off, the crew has gotten themselves into something that may be bigger than any single level of the dungeon. It remains to be seen if they're in over their heads just trying to do the right thing. Enjoy the madness. ***Azmodendak's is currently running a 25% off special on cursed amulets and intelligent, possibly bloodthirsty weaponry of all types. They make great gifts for that special someone in your life.***

In the 2nd part of a conversation that took place a couple of weeks ago (because we've been playing Dungeons and Dragons again and trying to get a stockpile for y'all), the guys discussed something that I've honestly forgotten about. Be excellent to each other and check out the returning forays into Azmodendak's.

WELCOME BACK TO AZMODENDAK'S!! **We're currently running a special on resurrections. Buy 2, get 1 and of course terms and conditions apply such that you might not end up being entitled to any ressurections but it's still a pretty sweet deal. Just come on down to Azmo's.** Picking up where we left off in August, but not having played since August, decisions were made. That said, the crew has stumbled onto something in one of the darker corners of Azmo's. But as always, where there is adversity, a plan takes shape, and the team sets about a very dangerous course of action. Surely the dice must cooperate...right? Enjoy the continuing madness, and we're so glad to have you back. We missed it too.

In the first of a clearly not a two-part show being presented in two parts, enjoy (assuming you do) more of the usual. And as always, Be excellent to each other.

Another bit of previously recorded conversation. This means that we'll be doing some Dungeons and Dragons content in the very, very near future. Be excellent to each other.

The other half of the conversation from 10/15/25, when 3 out of 4 Two Fools didn't know the recording was still going on, mostly because Jeff took a mid-show nap. Life's been rough for the fools lately, so if you've stuck around, thank you for your patience. And as always, please be excellent to each other.

The first part of a long recording from 10/15/25. Be excellent to each other.

Recorded 10/8/25 after a most disappointing Con on the Cob. Be excellent to each other, folks. It's getting scary out there.

Recorded 10/1/25, prior to Con on The Cob. Be excellent to each other.

Recorded 9/24/25. We have more stuff coming, but we're not quite ready to ramble on about it just yet. Be excellent to each other.

All the fools, now with full audio for everyone. So...there's that. Recorded 9/17/25. Be excellent to each other. More D&D is coming.

Chad finally returned. Unfortunately, the newly tested audio configurations, while making things sound better this week, were set up in such a way that Jeff is missing entirely, so you'll be getting 3/4 of a conversation, which should be "great". Be excellent to each other an know that we're trying to make something better here. Better than we were and better than before. We'll get there.

Hopefully, we should be just about back to normal. This episode is again without Chad, but we're pretty sure he'll be around on 9/10/25. Be excellent to each other, and thank you for your patience while we work stuff out on our end.

The guys, minus Chad, still out of town, played some more Borderlands 3. The audio is a little wonky. Be excellent to each other.

The guys are playing more Borderlands 3 and just generally screwing around. The release schedule is going to be a little weird for the next couple of weeks. Chad had to go out of town unexpectedly for his day job. We're working on some things to help fill the voids in these instances, but for now, please accept our apologies. And as always, be excellent to each other.

This is the second part of Jeff's fever dream crab-centric one-shot. Next week features a return to our normal broadcasting format. Enjoy the madness and don't be Crabby.

This week, we'll be featuring both parts of the bizarre one-shot that Jeff ran. It's weird and especially crab-centric. Enjoy the madness.

The Kids are starting to question whether or not they picked the right side of the door. Enjoy the madness.

The guys get nostalgic and play some Borderlands 3 in preparation for the upcoming release of Borderlands 4. Be excellent to each other.

Having finally faced and come away from the encounter with their greatest adversary to date, the kids are ready to put the doorway behind them. Please enjoy and remember, madness finds a way.

Recorded 7/29/25, features Dylan, Jeff, and Raymond. Be excellent to each other.

The kids face their greatest adversary yet in a brass door. There should likely be some content warnings but we couldn't figure out what to call the content, so just know that it gets more than a little intense and take a break if you need to. And as always, enjoy the madness.

Originally broadcast 7/23/25. Be excellent to each other.

The kids still have no idea where they are and how to get back or what is even going on. Also, more Dinos. Enjoy the seemingly prehistoric madness. ***NOTE: Apologies, folks. The second part of the audio from this recording session is unrecoverable, and so there will be a two hour gap in the campaign. We'll have a recap at the top of the next episode to help bring folks up to speed on what was missed.

Some more from the last time Chad, Dylan and Jeff recorded without Raymond. They played some Diablo 4 and chatted about a bunch of random stuff. So more of what you're used to. Be excellent to each other.

What in the land of the lost is going on? These kids are having a rough go of it, but that's growing up anyway isn't it?. Enjoy the madness.

After the dust settles with the Orcs, the kids begin to make plans for the future, with no idea what's to come. Enjoy the madness.

A showdown in the sluices beneath a mountain. Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live, 6/25/25. With 100% more Chad. Be excellent to each other.

As a brief interruption to the normal expected adventure, Al, Hal, Hatch and Fergus get pulled into Al's lamp for a task at the "request" of his patron. Next week, we'll pick things back up in the middle of the combat that got so strangely interrupted. Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live 6/18/25. No Chad, again. Be excellent to each other.

The kids are about to learn an interesting lesson about these Orcs in the underground. We'll all just have to hope that it doesn't hurt too terribly much. Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live, 6/11/24. No Chad in this one. Be excellent to each other.

The kids find themselves in the sewers beneath the underground Dwarven, now Orc controlled, city. Also, spiders. Enjoy the madness.

This was not recorded live. You'll be able to tell that from some pretty saucy language being used. Be better than us.

The kids head deep into the underground for the next leg of their journey to deal with the Orc situation. And what high fantasy storytelling would be complete without what was likely incorrect calculations regarding terminal velocity? Enjoy the incalculable madness.

Catching up to yet another band of roving Orcs with a very familiar looking trophy the kids continue towards what they believe is there destiny and what comes next. So far the second band of Orcs seems different and almost tougher in some way but the kids are still figuring it out. Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live 5/21/25. The guys grumble a bunch about current events. Be excellent to each other.

The kids continue to move along towards who knows what, other than the upcoming expected confrontation with orcs on a mountain or something. Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live 5/14/24. Finally back to a more normal recording setup so things should be back to normal as far as an audio release schedule goes. Be excellent to each other.

That wraps up the second part of the first section of the brand new plan, which is very similar to the old plan but now with more elevation. Enjoy the madness.

Having survived their encounter with Orc Tribe #1, the kids are now level 4. Planning begins for how to deal with the second Orc tribe and their strongarming of the townspeople. Enjoy the madness.

The fools play some Diablo 4 and chat throughout. Be excellent to each other.

Finally, the conclusion of that crazy fight from the last episode. Enjoy the madness.

Jeff's PC died and he's still getting things recovered from that so the audio is coming but it's certain to be a bit behind, more than usual,, over the next few weeks. Be excellent to each other.

Finally, the time has come to face incredible Orcish odds with little more than a fool's plan. It's gonna get wild y'all. Enjoy the madness.

With the prospect of being outnumbered approximately 10:1, and with fewer abilities at their disposal than they would like, the boys attempt to strategize a plan before things finally pop off. Enjoy the madness.

Recorded live 4/2/25. There was so much "one more thing". One final thing: Be excellent to each other.