2 Fools using a light bit of Alcohol, plenty of words (including the 4 letter variety), and humor to prepare for the onset of middle age.

The "investigators" find themselves somewhere...different. Reality is far less real, and a little wishful thinking goes a long way. Enjoy the madness. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

After a week with Jeff sick and no gaming, the guys get back to normal, and while working on the new game, end up with a somewhat unique game design quandary. Be excellent to each other. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

It starts with audio issues and ends with illness. Fools are gettin' real, y'all. Be excellent to each other. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

In the fight that wasn't supposed to even happen and yet never seems to, ideas are had, and they seem good at the time. Logic is explained, but logic has no place when a magical catastrophe is imminent. Enjoy this madness, friends, because there is more where this came from, and we will subject you to it. *** We at Azmodendak's would like to announce another of the boss's best and "brightest" ideas. Children, love them or hate them, they exist. You likely know a child, are one, or used to be one. It's also possible that this child engages in artistic endeavors. Azmodendak's is currently testing a new type of dungeon. One wholly inspired and influenced by that child you know's artistic flights of fancy, from the buildings to the landscapes and even the things that may or may not live within. Ask your dungeon attendant for more details. Azmodendak's will not be held liable. For anything. Ever. It's in the documentation that all dungeon participants are asked to sign. That you choose not to read thousands of poorly organized scrolls outlining all of this is again, not Azmodendak's responsibility. Ask your dungeon attendant today for more details on our platinum liability plans. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

It's the final week of "April of Fools" here at "2 Fools Rushing In" and we play a game we haven't played in a while, "Florida Man?". We also spend some time working on various mechanics and interactions in the project game, GJ2tR. Plus, the usual weekly pop culture info dump, and Chad talks about a recent purchase that has him excited. All that plus an unplanned discussion about AI, some of its horror stories, and Chad running the rest of us through some of how he's utilizing it for his work and the safety precautions he's taking. Enjoy and be excellent to each other. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

Picking up in the middle of combat, the team of investigators is in a bad way. While they have some tricks up their collective sleeves, given the circumstances, one thing is becoming abundantly clear. Nobody is getting their deposit back on this room. Enjoy the madness, carnage, and terribly named animated objects. *** Greetings and salutations, good adventurer. It's that time of year again, and Azmodendak's is looking for a select few adventurers to experience our newest dungeon levels. We call it "Lifetime in a day". Through the use of some arcane whatsit or another (it's proprietary, you understand), time in the dungeon passes at such an accelerated rate that you can experience all the ups and downs of a full lifetime, in the space of a day. Ask your dungeon attendant about it today. Please note, Azmodendak's will not be held responsible should you find the experience unpleasant. Additionally, the time alterations have been known to cause some digestive issues as well as spontaneous hair growth and/or loss. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

Numbered episode 900. It doesn't get discussed at all. The guys talk a little about some pop culture things from the preceding week and an upcoming movie Jeff is excited about. But most of their time is spent continuing to work on the April of Fools game development project "GJ2tR", primarily continuing to focus on what they do and do not want present in the final product. Be excellent to each other. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

A brutally honest book review has some unsurprising results, in a very big, very loud way. Also featuring dates that aren't, unless they are, and the beginnings of an answer to the question of what this trio of sleuths and their wildly inconsistent physical capabilities. Please do enjoy this bizarre bit of madness. *** It trundles ever closer and is nearly upon us. Prepare yourselves. Join us live every Wednesday at 8:05 p.m. EST on Twitch Learn more about us, our past work, and current projects at our website, foolish.media © 2026 Foolish Media, LLC. All rights reserved. No part of this audio production may be used or reproduced in any manner for the purpose of training artificial intelligence technologies or systems.

The Fools devote nearly an entire evening to working on the development of the new game, from brainstorming various design elements, aspects of gameplay, and some general things they would like to see included. There is also some discussion about changing April of Fools to April 4 Fools. Also starting this week, the plan is to get back to publishing the midweek show the day after broadcast, Thursday, and our weekend shows will be going up on Sundays. As always, be excellent to each other.

The trio of investigators is still following leads and tracking down clues to find Orollo and get him back to the signing and that special dinner he agreed to at the beginning of this mess. More random stuff is brought to life, and there may be more ducks (iykyk). Enjoy the madness, perhaps with some quackers. **** It grows ever closer, and all shall be made to tremble in awe of its majesty.

Continuing the April of Fools tradition, the guys somehow talk for 2 hours without covering any design of the newest Foolish Media game. Raymond and Jeff did provide a pretty lengthy review of the game In Too Deep from Burnt Island Games. The Fools will be engaging in game design almost exclusively on the 4/15/26 show. Be excellent to each other.

I think you'll see it was probably your fault all along. Enjoy the madness at your own peril. It comes...

It's the first of April, and we're doing something we should have done last year or the year before. We're doing a proper April Fool's, and what that means is subject to interpretation and change, but in this case, it means the guys are going to design a new game from concept to as far as they can get in the month of April; there's more, and Jeff's reasoning for the exercise in general, too. Be excellent to each other.

It's time to see what confidence can do. Enjoy the confident madness.

The trio of try-hards, try once more. But through it all, the team learns a little but there are new and lingering questions that remain unanswered. Enjoy the madness. ***In less than a month, Azmodendak's family fun days will once again be upon us. With guest lectures, adventuring discounts, and surprises, and once more, food vendors are coming in from all across the land (we'll not have a repeat of the barbecue incident we had at the last food vendor installation). So plan to bring your family. You may never leave... want to leave that is.***

In an effort to resolve some of the periodic technical issues, Jeff somehow created more, causing several gaps in the audio. There are bits of missing conversation in the first 25-30 minutes of the recording. Be excellent to each other and just know that the fools are trying to get it right.

Having gained what information they could from the...mysterious strangers, the group finds themselves with more questions than answers. Enjoy the madness. ***This ad was removed by order of the Highbreeze High Council.***

Another only 2 fools conversation, until everyone else decided to show up an hour or more into things. Raymond has a sweet story for a change, and Jeff provides a movie review of a sort on something he recently saw in theaters. This is super late on the upload due to some issues with the audio files. Be excellent to each other.

Faces from the past, sort of. Enjoy the madness that only the past can bring.

Just Raymond and Dylan. From 3/4/26. Be excellent to each other.

With the guest of honor missing, the unlikely trio of detectives join together to get to the bottom of things. Enjoy the madness.

A "tight hour", whatever that actually means. Be excellent to each other.

It's finally here. The dungeon is hosting a book signing with a retired adventurer, some may remember. Brittneigh, Meadow, and Ranger Rick are all there for different reasons. But someone else at the event may have darker intentions. Here's to hoping these fools can figure out what's going on before it's too late. ***Planning an event? Need a space? Well, Azmodendak's Halls of Madness has group rates and party packages available for anyone and everyone. We have accessibility options for those who need them. Speak to your dungeon attendant for more details.***

More of that "old man shaking fist at clouds" quality that listeners have come to expect. Be excellent to each other or the fools will have to complain about it.

In this session zero, we work through what everyone's characters are going to look like for the next adventure, which is coincidentally being run by Chad. Chad also provides a little bit of background, and we talk through a bunch of stuff that maybe you'll find interesting. Enjoy the prelude to the madness.

Recorded 2/11/26. There were some technical issues with the show this week. Be excellent to each other.

Dylan's adventure has been building to this finale. But is it content? Enjoy the madness. ***Did you know that we have world-class medical service here in the dungeon? The Doctor, a longtime mainstay of the dungeon, has a variety of "treatment options" to serve any and all adventurers' needs. So stop on down to the "Clinic" and see what the Doctor has to offer.

Well...it's been leading to this, I guess. The story is heading towards some kind of conclusion and your guess is as good as mine at this point on what's going to happen next. Enjoy the madness. ***Have you ever wanted to take a chance and test your mettle in one of our dungeons, but your more cautious inclinations restrained your adventurous spirit? Have you considered adventuring with the safety of an experienced guide? Pop Pop has been adventuring since most of your grandparents' grandparents were out there adventuring, and so he's seen and forgotten more than most men could hope to learn in a lifetime. With discount and group rates available, what have you got to lose? Come on down to Pop Pop's, where we take full responsibility for your excitement, entertainment, and fun. Pop Pop assumes no actual responsibility for your excitement, entertainment, and/or fun, and further is not liable for any lost or damaged objects or adventurers, and safety is anything but guaranteed. ***

Recorded 1/21/26. Be excellent to each other. ***This is not a new episode but a correction to the title.

The team has a plan that remains non-violent for the moment, but there are concerns that may not last. Enjoy the madness. ***Did you know that Azmodendak's has a lost and found? Well, we do, and for a nominal fee, anything lost that can be recovered is. Ask your local dungeon attendant how it works today.***

The team of would-be investigators are finally making some headway. Enjoy the madness. ***THIS ADVERTISMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED BY ORDER OF THE HIGHBREEZE HIGH COUNCIL.***

The clueless team of adventurers are finally able to make some connections on exactly what they had been hired to do, in Dylan's wild new tale. Enjoy the madness. ***We at Azmodendak's are happy to announce our new mystery boxes. It could be a magical weapon or armor. It could be something more wondrous. But, as is the case with all mysteries, sometimes there are red herrings, which in this case are usually at least 65% edible. So, even then, it's not a complete loss. Talk to any attendant in the Dungeon and find out how you can start buying yours today.***

In the first show of 2026, the Fools are chatting about games and just generally catching up, having not hung out since before the holidays. Be excellent to each other.

Continuing what is likely to be a fever dream of the bizarre that could only be a Dylan adventure, we pick up the current band of miscreants trying to figure out what they were even supposed to be doing. ***RECALL NOTICE: Per the Highbreeze Board of Health and Magickal Affairs, the "Meat" that was recently sold at a job fair held at Azmodendak's has been recalled due to safety concerns. It's been reported that in some instances the "Meat" exited the imbiber by means of its own volition. If you or a loved one have been affected by this incident, please alert your local constabulary so that you may be assisted with the removal of any remaining "Meat".

Back from the holidays with some audio from before the holidays. We missed you, too. Be excellent to each other.

***CORRECT AUDIO IS NOW UPLOADED. APOLOGIES.*** In a break from the kids and their plight, we look in on what may be a holiday tale in that way that only Dylan can do them. Needless to say, a new and eclectic band of...adventurers are provided a task and entry into a complicated squatter situation within one of the dungeon's many levels. Enjoy the madness. ***Note from Fodder, Inc. management regarding the recent job fair. We apologize for the miscommunication regarding the barbecue. We were unaware that it would still be attached to the shambling corpses that made their way to the dungeon itself, and while it may have been delicious, we understand that some attendees were less than enthusiastic about the situation. So with that in mind, we'll be running a 5% off everything sale. Some limitations and restrictions apply. Sorry, no rain checks.

Continuing to live in the past, here is the 2nd part of last week's conversation. Be excellent to each other.

So this is where a new live play episode would normally be. Well, we're in the middle of a brief change in preparation for Dylan to run a one-shot and give Raymond a break for the holidays. With that in mind, we were talking about the Golden Girls and D&D, and some of our upcoming ideas for characters for the next adventure. Don't worry, though, we're not finished with the kids just yet. We'll get back to them. Enjoy the madness, and tip your host.

In the first of two arbitrarily split episode halves, the guys are letting off some steam and screwing around with Borderlands 4, and its "delightful" drop rates. Be excellent to each other.

Welcome back to Azmodendak's, now with even more adult-sized children fighting likely people traffickers on a potentially stolen watercraft. ***Just a reminder that we have our annual job fair coming up in a few weeks. The food vendors this year have assured us we will not have a repeat of the cannibalism incident from last year, though we have imported some barbecue from the Golden Wastes far to the south. We're told it's to die for and that the meat is literally falling off the bones. See you all at the job fair.***

The guys were just messing around with some Borderlands 4 and railing against injustices in the world. Or talking about stuff they watched. Either, or, really. Be excellent to each other.

The kids are determined to keep their boat, and they have a plan. Do the dice finally cooperate? Enjoy the Madness. ***If the payment for your resurrection fees is more than you can handle, consider some of our more extreme guide positions. Successful performance can shave 10s of gold from that balance with only moderate risk to life, limb, and general well-being. So come on down to Azmodendak's and bring the whole family.***

For Thanksgiving or something. Be excellent to each other.

Picking up where we left off, the crew has gotten themselves into something that may be bigger than any single level of the dungeon. It remains to be seen if they're in over their heads just trying to do the right thing. Enjoy the madness. ***Azmodendak's is currently running a 25% off special on cursed amulets and intelligent, possibly bloodthirsty weaponry of all types. They make great gifts for that special someone in your life.***

In the 2nd part of a conversation that took place a couple of weeks ago (because we've been playing Dungeons and Dragons again and trying to get a stockpile for y'all), the guys discussed something that I've honestly forgotten about. Be excellent to each other and check out the returning forays into Azmodendak's.

WELCOME BACK TO AZMODENDAK'S!! **We're currently running a special on resurrections. Buy 2, get 1 and of course terms and conditions apply such that you might not end up being entitled to any ressurections but it's still a pretty sweet deal. Just come on down to Azmo's.** Picking up where we left off in August, but not having played since August, decisions were made. That said, the crew has stumbled onto something in one of the darker corners of Azmo's. But as always, where there is adversity, a plan takes shape, and the team sets about a very dangerous course of action. Surely the dice must cooperate...right? Enjoy the continuing madness, and we're so glad to have you back. We missed it too.

In the first of a clearly not a two-part show being presented in two parts, enjoy (assuming you do) more of the usual. And as always, Be excellent to each other.