365 Casted Pods

Leaf infomercial and jingle!!

Omg first missed episode everrrrrrr. It’s 10 hours late!

How do you people live like this???

Actually, I was born by c-section.

A psycho dog that is. But she can be a real doll!

MJ reminisces about white.

Anxiety floods the kind with a million worthless questions....

Hmmm what have you built? How did you build it? Can it stand on its own?

Grandma’s obsession, Grandpa’s joke, and an uncle’s dedication.

MJ ponders what it means to be two faced.

SAD

MJ shares a quick story about DIY flashlights.

A friend gives MJ advice o.n some new medication...zzz...

MJ transforms her recent bout of junk mail into something much more appealing.

Meh

MJ spins a yarn about her recent “love” life. Based on a true story.

MJ writes a haiku about a new addition to the family

MJ reads most of the first chapter of Moby Dick for the first time in her life.

Yes, that really says unSTAPLE. HAHAHA. Did you know that precisely ZERO good stapler jokes are created every century? Twitter: @FiftyGeeksFreed Email: formerlyrepressedgeek@gmail.com

MJ shares her take on the old country song “Coward of the County”. Grab some tissues to wipe off your bleeding ears. Original song: https://g.co/kgs/qW3f54

MJ directs you in the fine art of perv detection, attraction, and retention. No actual pervs were harmed in the making Of this episode.

MJ discusses her plan for a women’s retreat that focuses on fixing appliances and dealing with shit in the cold. @FiftyGeeksFreed

Today’s inspiration was... pens. So MJ got out the glue gun to make a homestyle pen IS.

Content warning: suicide, suicidal thoughts. MJ is safe, so don’t worry! In this episode she ponders fleeting dark thoughts.

MJ reminisces about her carefree youth in the wilderness of Canada.

MJ re-enacts her adventures on the farm over the last few weeks with the help of Dollar Store Barbie, a Minion, and Lego dude.

A very special guest joins MJ for a discussion about mental health.

MJ has an awkward encounter with the boy next door after her tractor breaks down. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

MJ doesn’t often remember her dreams but her daydreams are something else!

Ingenuity is the name of the game as MJ discusses things of that nature.

OMG no no Mother Nature I love you I’m sorry please don’t obliterate me in a flood. Twitter: @FiftyGeeksFreed

You will hear the brown note no fewer than three times in this short podcast inspired by something green. Twitter: @FiftyGeeksFreed

Well get in line buddy! Those darn Russian politicians are so persistent. Twitter: @FiftyGeeksFreed

Equine emergencies are somehow connected to getting your itch scratched, I know it. Listen in as MJ bridges the gap. Twitter: @FiftyGeeksFreed

How does MJ share her mini love story in a 12 minute podcast? Check it out!

A mystery figure appears from the shadows as MJ works her magic on a lump of clay. What will it be? Check out my Twitter @FiftyGeeksFreed for the reveal.

I’d go out on the ocean, and if I had a pony, I’d ride it on my boat. CW: MJ has a sad.

If Saturday evenings that start out pleasant but end in an episode of crippling depression, then this episode is for you!

HAHAHAHA! PUNS ARE GREAT! MEMES ARE GREAT! Actually, the memes aren’t great but stick around anyway.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Potato. Potato who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Potato. Potato who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say potato?

What can a dollar buy you? Doesn’t Jason Momoa deserve at least a fiver after that spectacular performance? Sploosh!

Yikes! First ever podcast about miniature aliens trapped and their futile cries for help.

Coming up with the episode titles is definitely the best part of this experience. Today’s inspiration is TEA.

Listen all y’all, I can’t stand it! This is like the podcast version of Where’s Waldo but it’s made for kids who can’t see good.

Seems like a lovely day for a shave!

Today’s inspiration is water. Tune in to hear what MJ does with this topic. As a bonus, listen to a liar get owned!

Literally. Crap. Apparently so,e dudes get rich off that shit!

It’s a day for exploring old books. Listen as MJ obliterates the German language with her clumsy anglophone tongue. Later on, she discovers DICKMILCH.

We take a detour from the normal light hearted nature of the podcast as MJ goes on a philosophical rant. Yikes!

MJ grabs the first piece of fruit she sees and discusses doing unspeakable things with it. That is, until she speaks about it so not really unspeakable.

Spare 6 minutes of your life for me! You were just going to use it to check Facebook anyway, right? We are working with collections today! This transports us to 1998, the year of pogs and impeachments. Neither of these things are mentioned in this podcast.