AbracaDadbod

This episode is brought to you by Google Teenslator. In it we discuss what exactly makes a dad cool and simultaneously prove why we aren’t. Plus, dad jokes.

In this episode we discuss the latest news about Mars, Spaceship life, UFO’s, interstellar infidelity, and other general space related nonsense. Mitch gives an on the fly performance of his latest hit country song. And, as always, some super stellar dad jokes (see what we did there).

In this episode we discuss all things death and dying, the way our feelings about death have evolved, the fear it invokes, the way it can inspire us, our thoughts on what might come after and, as always, dad jokes.

In this episode we discuss our bests and worst of the year. We hand out awards for movies, tv, music, food, parenting moments and more. And as always... dad jokes!

In this episode we talk TV shows, continuing life in the Covid pandemic, the costs of Christmas (and guilt shopping), the difficulties of distance learning, the sweet moments, and of course, DadJokes!

In the season two finale the guys talk accepting imperfection and all things apology. Other topics in this episode include: their parents’ favorite forms of punishment, the sexy origins of the “correction instrument,” JB’s safe word, The Sopranos, Edie Falco’s awesome advice, Little Debbie snacks, confrontations with their fathers, strength and masculinity, navigating the new world of modern day parenting and as always, dad-jokes!

Jonathan tells a tale about how one little ant changed the entire course of his approach to parenting. This sparks a wild, controversial conversation about lying and magic. Stick around for dad jokes and outtakes!

In this episode Mitch is podding with a post sex high as the guys discuss parenting strategies and open up about life with a second child. Topics include the return of Mike Tyson, dad exercising, JB’s special workout program, strategies for sleeping with newborns, sibling relationships, having a favorite child, the difference between the first and second kid, dad jokes and more!

Get ready for a special surprise as the guys welcome their first ever guest, James Barcenas! James is a television producer, co-creator/co-host of the YouTube show ‘Off The Cut’ and a #girldad. He talks about the sneaker game, pursuing passions while parenting, his childhood, how he got into shoes as a kid, how things have changed since becoming a dad, and as always....dad jokes!

The boys are back for yet another daytime episode. Topics for this episode include stay-at-home parenting, the many variations, evolutions and roles of undergarments, raising a family without a support system, the nuclear family vs the tribe, other people disciplining your children, the value of an open door policy, the importance of extended family and friends, participation trophies (again), the pressure of fulfilling too many roles in a relationship, changes in fatherhood, working moms and single parents and as always... ads and dad jokes. Don’t forget to stick around for some ridiculous outtakes after the credits!

The guys are up early, sipping on iced coffees in this rare daytime episode. Mitch gives a dumb description of intermittent fasting and JB talks about his new healthy endeavors before the guys jump into a conversation about all things kid’s sports, including but not limited to: the importance of group activities, creative play, when to start, coaching your kid’s team, participation trophies, keeping score and competition, when it’s okay to quit and their own childhood tee-ball teams. Erik talks about his son’s baseball domination, Mitch tells the story of the time his high-school GF saved his life and JB lets us know what it’s like to run the glee club gauntlet. And as always... ads and dad jokes!

In this episode Mitch is recovering from a super spicy situation at a Dadbod favorite Thai spot, which leads into a conversation about feeding the family and food in general. The guys discuss dads in the kitchen, cleaning while cooking, eating habits, packed lunches, making separate meals, cleaning your plate or going to bed hungry, growing up on junk food, Toaster Strudel vs Pop-Tarts, poor-kid meals, JB’s obsession with 7-Eleven food, instant vs authentic Ramen, tuna casserole, ketchup steakers and as always...dad jokes!

In this episode we talk bad backs and CPAPs, JB’s small vocabulary, fobile foibles, kids birthday parties, how to stock the coolers, doobers and vid games, disposing of toys at your friend’s house, stupid school rules and as always... dad jokes.Don’t forget to stick around for some outtake goofs after the credits.

In this episode Erik walks the dinosaur, Mitch gets sucked into a DILF love trance and JB dumps on old Dumbo. We talk sweatpants, hot dads, Disney deaths, on demand culture and discuss whether or not our kids get too much too fast. And as always... Dad jokes!

This DadbodPod special episode takes place during the COVID-19 pandemic. JB, Erik & Jonathan meet up remotely to discuss what quarantine life is like as a dad. Make sure to stick around for the always memorable sponsor and outtakes at the very end. Enjoy this special while the dads put the finishing touches on season 2!

In this episode we talk Halloween, drinking while trick-or-treating, kids and the art of candy trading, and what to do when your child curses with gusto. JB still can’t pronounce Tryptophan correctly as we discuss our family Thanksgiving traditions. And, of course, we end with dad jokes and say, “So long!” to seasons one!

While recording this episode JB gets locked in a laundry closet as we talk about preschool, birthday parties and urgent care trips, the country of Sweden, kids throwing up, potty training, and inheriting the fears of our parents. The theme of this show comes from a listener who wrote in asking about parental anxiety. This episode is funny but we also get a little deep and would like to hear what you think about the topic. You can write us at abracadadbod@gmail.com while listening to us wrap up the episode with the always hilarious dad jokes!! Make sure to stay after the credits for outtakes. Lots and lots of outtakes!

Jonathan (Mitch) begins the move from Louisiana back to Los Angeles. To distract him, we talk about renting 70" TVs from Target, Mitch makes a big announcement, the difference between parenting boys and parenting girls, how protective dads can be of their daughters, when and how to have the sex talk, when our first dates and first kisses were and finally... Dad Jokes!!

In this episode we discuss judging people based off of their ceiling fans, Aunt’s houses, kids at the playground, poop tracking, how to tell if your kid is a Greaser or a Soc, GrindDad (JB’s adventures in dad dating), parents at the park and of course... Dad Jokes!! Stick around after the credits for some hilarious outtakes!

This week JB can't figure out how to pronounce ‘tryptophan’, Jonathan turns into a Hardy Boy and tells the story of “The Mystery of the Murderous Neighbor”, we talk about how to know if you’re an alcoholic, explore a listener suggest topic - Screen Time which sparks debates and discussions about algorithms, fantasy football, porn and couples, what age kids should be allowed to have phones, and of course... Dad Jokes!!! Make sure to stick around after the credits for some hilarious and slightly embarrassing outtakes!

In this quickly moving episode we talk (mostly laugh) about Chattanooga, Time Crisis, bank robber packing, missing flights, luggage cart rides, human doorstop, Find My Friends, tracking adults vs your kids, precious cargo, the correct sleep temperature, favorite parenting ages, parenting vs full time jobs and your favorite segment... dad jokes!

Erik’s back! In this episode we discuss budget whiskeys, Daddy’s day off, CBD, sleep training, modern child safety changes, car seats, family nudity, walking in on mom and dad, and of course...dad jokes!

In this episode we discuss bars and how they change with age, whiskey, the joys of the group text chain, movies, drug addiction, kids and drugs, pooping in your pants, proper poop etiquette, airplanes, moms and strong women.

In this episode we talk Alaska, the magic of the massage, finger painting bellies, healing back pain, burying your emotions, allowing children to be heard, kids in public, what it means to be a man in a masculine sensitive culture, time away from your significant other and of course.... dad jokes!

In this episode we discuss our experiences with hearing the news, our lives before and after, the stresses of pregnancy, experiencing loss, commitment and more. Plus, dad jokes!

Episode Zero: The teaser for the new podcast show AbracaDadbod