Abracadingdong

In this episode, Robyn discusses what it's like to be friends with temperance as she has been receiving my e-receipts from my Apple Pay account when I check out on square terminals for many months in a row. Also, usual bulls hitting. A message from the editor:fuck off

These boots are made for fucking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna fuck all over you. bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

A message from the editor: “i hate when either of you talk”. In this episode we talk about the cock cage in a book that literally had the motel-gas station combo trope

A message from the editor: currently editing [this] episode in which temperance is wearing 12 chunky bracelets and apparently doing the macarena into her phone. Ah. the bracelets are addressed on the podcast, specifically robyn saying 'you have to take those bracelets off or [insert editor name] will behead you'

From the editor: temp come home

A message from the editor - “worst episode i've ever edited”. I was eating shrimp Singapore noodles

temp is away on business (getting a Brazilian butt lift and lip fillers), so im stuck writing the description. i don't remember what this episode is even about, i block them out of my mind as soon as im done editing like a trauma

Why did the Batman have twilight flavor? Why did Bruce Wayne sparkle? It was still good tho

In this episode Robyn and Temp make fun of their editor, discuss hiking YouTube videos, and talk about their mall goth youths. This episode is being released out of order intentionally

Join Robyn and Temperance with special guest Metal Sweatshirt to discuss Temperance's fry daddies, vampires, and the meaning of friendship. Join the discord!

Abracadingdong is now accepting sponsorships so we can go on a vampire hunt like the people from discovery+

If you don't like cry little sister something is wrong with you. Follow us - or don't. Like, share, subscribe to keep up with the podcast about vampires and nothing

Netflix went up to $20/month for good quality streaming. For what? Them to not have anything good? Save your money and spend $6.99/month for discovery+ which gives you the travel channel, TLC, HGTV, investigation discovery, etc!!!!

This episode we discuss whether martians exist on planet earth or not. Also sister wives comes up but don't worry - we recorded this before the tell all happened so there aren't any spoilers. Join the ding dong discord!

Black Coffee is for serial killers. So Is pumpkin spice if you drink it in July. Join the discord for more enjoyment

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. This is the intro episode to the best new friend chat podcast! Come hang out for a while with us! Find us on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/abracadingdong/creators Robyn: https://www.tiredwitch.com/findme Temp: beacons.ai/wildwoman_witchcraft