bad mom laundry

Have you looked outside? The world is fucking falling apart.  If Jen's bright and cheery personality doesn't light you up, then perhaps you'll catch on fire while listening to her first ever guest describe her as "an ASSHOLE." Seana Mailman is a long lost cousin from a state in the middle of the country that doesn't exist, & she's here to share some laughs. blah blah blah - Thank god she's high.  Juuuuust kidding. We love her. Seana is a rad woman living it up in Oregon as a restaurant and food truck promoter, and she also a badass owner of a small business. (Her details plugged below!) She is a passionate humanitarian, and works with homeless outreach in her area.  This episode doesn't really have any reason to exist other than the fact that we know it does. You'd think it would precede and apology, but the jokes on you, because the world is on fire, and Jen doesn't make those.  Pro tip, Count your money, not your hoes. talk soon, xx, Jen ---- CONNECT with SEANA   Amazing Foods Oregon area *  In-Demand Local Home Expertise & Cleaning:  // JaCo Eats & Treats // M M & I Southern Oregon //  ( *I will only ever link one facebook plug again. Ever. Seana, revel in the glory.) ----- CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

Jen addresses the evolutional uprising and adds a few fundamentals to the laundry list of keepers. She's really just begging for botox, xanax, good humor and a nap. Instead she has four kids and a husband for sale. Here's to hoping Therapy is what's at the end of the rainbow. talk soon, xx CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

feeling a little impacted.. so let's dig the shit out. jen's rocking the motivational quote game and she's giving you a few tips on what to expect in your golden years, since you never listened to your grandma. and this year, jen is showing up for all of it ... mainly herself. / i'm a leo, how many times do i have to say it. this episode might need to go straight to the trash, just like valentine's day.. i apologize for nothing.  talk soon, xx CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

jen is back, and she's been demoted to a beta. it's not nice, and it's not pretty .. we'll just call it COVID compliance. listen up for some QUALITY marriage advice on how to keep your head above water. or in my case, on the island of no feelings where it's safe and predictable. cliff notes * it only take TWO things. good luck! Bonus: best tip of all, if you've been having a couple of sh*t weeks like i have, just remember the seasons are changing. feeling that beta energy and saying thank you to the moms out there, you deserve to repress yourself ~ it's human nature (or something like that) .. just ask madonna. talk soon, xx P.S. someone call the old folks home because ALL of the old men escaped, and are on my TikTok. Insert *wildly uncomfortable shivers* MENTIONS // my current mantra // in my feelings // find me crying in beta CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

i won't apologize for anything, even this ridiculous episode. join me for a close to the Summer of Pizza. a lifetime of building up my kids, and only a second for them to take away my dignity (per usual). it's the height of the season and the heat is calling me home to a kaftan rainbow and projected memories of lounging with dirty martinis and absolutely no responsibility. nancy is quite concerned about me being a "good mom" vs a "bad mom." so this one is for you, nancy. luckily, i'm as bad as it comes / bad*ass. talk soon, xx MENTIONS // mrs. roper vibes // she is leo // midnight margaritas CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

It's the dead of summer, she is covered in sweat and not living her best life, but she is surviving...somehow. on this episode, jen walks us all through the work of a simple road trip, the disillusion of the circus that is kids, and why she's spending the next couple of nights in her closet. heavy are the boobs, sweaty is the crown. is summer over yet? talk soon, xx MENTIONS // she is cranky // she is sweaty // she is ready CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

anyone else have a visceral reaction to everyone telling you to *take care of yourself first* when you're a mom and literally CANNOT. on this week's episode, I honor my granny belle, who's losing her damn mind. mostly because I get. also, we dig a little into Maslow and his magic ladder of needs. and what a girls got to do to get one of those "come back" stories? my blood is just getting warmed up (or what's left of it, after a monster period). tell me what you're up to... talk soon, xx MENTIONS // Chick-fil-a // Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs // Elaine CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, TikTok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM LAUNDRY MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

sorry about your feelings. we are taking that positive train off the tracks this week. hey, kiddos, mama has a potty mouth. she is vaxxed, she is cranky, and she will probably be selling her uterus on ebay later. just bring me the midol, and stfu. happy mental health awareness month! MENTIONS // Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Hotline, // Monthly Massacre // SAALT sustainable period care // Period Cup Quiz // bring me guacamole and walk away // Winc.com > Literally the only thing mom wants for Mother's Day is a bad ass wine subscription, use my $22 code with link CONNECT WITH JEN @badmomlaundry on social media // insta, tiktok, twitter or visit badmomlaundry.blog // BAD MOM MERCH *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

I don't know what exact puddle of shit you've stepped in.. but you've been reaching out to me and asking me how to find balance... You call, I answer.  So, it's time to really introduce myself, because I wasn't always this way. We've all been lost down the yellow brick road a time or two, but what does it actually find your path - preferably before you become a murderer like Dorothy. And, because I believe in you I'll share my tips on how to become a queen in your life, too. Spoiler alert: you're not going to find balance by sitting in shit and wishing for sugar. MENTIONS & TRIGGER WORDS // sexual assault, shitty marriages & divorces, trauma, helplessness, a woman without her crown. // first step: you gotta want balance. // change something. change anything. burn it all down. // question everything. // claim your crown, queen. CONNECT WITH JEN // follow and connect, DM me your questions! @badmomlaundry on insta, TikTok, or visit my website // GET YOUR BAD MOM MERCH on etsy *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

call me the candy man.. call me oprah.. i'm just here gifting it all out - it's a TWOFER this week. just say thank you. let me tell you a little story called All the Things I Fucking Love Right Now. it's a ride, so hang on. i'm magic-school-bus-style traveling from nap times, to catty b*tches, with a little sprinkle of amazon magic in between. *do you hear angels*? what are you really loving at the moment? find us on social media and let it all hang out! MENTIONS // Door Dash, UberEats, FEDEX, UPS, USPS // Amazon // catty b*tches in mom groups // John Mayer CONNECT WITH JEN // follow @badmomlaundry on insta, TikTok, or visit my website: badmomlaundry.blog // GET YOUR BAD MOM MERCH on etsy *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

bare with me, as I bid my family adieu. ~ then let's get straight into it by refusing the norm and admitting how hard motherhood and womanhood can be. there's no shame in what we go through as women, but sometimes a little heads up from the motherhood would've been helpful. join me, on this inspirational journey. let me walk with you into the light. ~ CONNECT WITH JEN // follow @badmomlaundry on insta, TikTok, or visit my website: badmomlaundry.blog // GET YOUR BAD MOM MERCH on etsy *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

Bad Mom Laundry Welcomes you! Hello, I'm Jen. This is where I tell you that I live a perfectly balanced life with my four beautiful, well-mannered children! Literal butterflies and rainbows! Except that's not real. I'm just winging it. Nice to meet you. CONNECT WITH JEN // follow @badmomlaundry on insta, TikTok, or visit my website // GET YOUR BAD MOM MERCH on etsy *subscribe, rate and review wherever you get your podcast fix* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message

I'm Jen, with bad mom laundry! here to chat about real life motherhood and womanhood. for the unconventional modern mom. Join me as I talk about all the things no one told us about pregnancy, childbirth, motherhood, marriage, and everything in between. Welcome to the colorful, sometimes crazy, real life motherhood. Subscribe wherever you get your podcast fix! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badmomlaundry/message