Chips & Salsa

This is it, the season one finale of Chips & Salsa! Our thanks to all of you who have downloaded our episodes into your feed, left ratings, or donated a ko-fi! Your support means so much to us. We'll be back in mid-August with season two of the show, with some mini-eps here and there (hopefully). Again, thanks so much for sticking with our show. Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen. And let other people know about the show! If you'd like to give even more support, consider donating to our Ko-fi page! Follow Zach on Instagram Music by Joakim Karud

For our younger listeners out there...IF you're out there, making friends is hard, we know. Good news though: it doesn't get any easier when you're older. You'll be playing "keep or yeet" with people until you're dead. So make sure the ones you keep are solid. Just some life advice for ya there... Thanks so much for sticking with our show! Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen. If you'd like to give even more support to the show, consider donating to our Ko-fi page! Follow Zach on Instagram Music by Joakim Karud

In today's episode, we play the classic "would you rather..." game. When we recorded this, we were tired. Combine that with the fact that we're weird, and you get some...interesting pod. Enjoy. Thanks so much for sticking with our show! Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen. If you'd like to give even more support to the show, consider donating to our Ko-fi page! Follow Zach on Instagram Music by Joakim Karud

In this episode, we bring back our first (and only) guest, Zach's sister Sarah! She's just started watching The Walking Dead, and according to her, we have what it takes to survive a zombie apocalypse. Who knew!? Join us as we wax eloquent about our willingness to be ruthless when the end comes. Thanks so much for sticking with our show! Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen. If you'd like to give even more support to the show, consider donating to our Ko-fi page! Follow Zach on Instagram Music by Joakim Karud

What do these three things have in common: slow walkers. Pen tapping. Close Talkers. That's right, they're all pet peeves. Everyone's got 'em, might as well talk about them before we have to get back out in the world and relearn everything. As always, thanks so much for staying with us! Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen (if you haven't already, but we're sure you have). If you'd like to give even more support to the show, consider donating to our Ko-fi page! Follow Zach on Instagram Music by Joakim Karud

You know when you're trying to find something to watch and you've gone through ALL of the streaming services you have access to and you still can't find anything? You either keep aimlessly scrolling on your phone, fall asleep or you go to a fallback show. We're talking about our top 5 "go-to" shows in this episode! Join us as we talk about what makes them good background shows when you're folding laundry, making dinner, or whatever else it is that you do around your place. Thanks so much for staying with us! Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen. If you'd like to give even support to the show, consider donating to our Ko-fi page! Link below: ko-fi.com/chipssalsa Follow Zach on Instagram: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

In today's episode, we share some of our favorite apartment living experiences. Well, they weren't our favorites when they were happening...in fact, some of them sucked. But now we can look back and laugh. We also learn that mice are consciously messing with Zach. eye roll Thanks so much for staying with us! Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen. If you'd like to give even more support to the show, consider donating to our Ko-fi page! Link below: ko-fi.com/chipssalsa Follow Zach on Instagram: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

Brunchin'. Something that the "now times" prevent us from going out to do. But someday will be back to brunchin' at full capacity. Because of that, we felt it necessary to talk about why we like it, and what we want to see on The Brunch Menu. So, yeah. We're definitely talking about the issues in this one... Thanks so much for staying with us! Please make sure to leave us a review, along with a 5-star rating wherever you listen. If you'd like to give even more support to the show, consider donating our Ko-fi page! Link below: ko-fi.com/chipssalsa Follow Zach on Instagram: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

Welp, we did it. We recorded a whole episode about the pets we had and hope to have. We've mentioned the fact that Zach wants a dog many times (and if you know him, he's probably talked you to death about it). Join us as we reminisce about our childhood pet experiences (both good and bad). This is a fun one, so we hope you enjoy it! Thanks so much for continuing to listen to the show. It means a lot to us. If you haven't already, be sure to rate the show AND write out a little review about us wherever you listen, that helps us immensely. You can also support the show by donating to our Ko-fi page by clicking the link below! ko-fi.com/chipssalsa Follow Zach on Instagram: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

In this episode, Toni takes us on a journey of beauty and hair discovery. Zach shares some of his own thoughts on hair. Listen in as we talk about hair from the Black/Brown perspective. Y'all! We have a Ko-fi page now! Consider supporting the show by "buying us a coffee". You can either give a one-time donation or set up a recurring donation. Your choice! We'd be using these funds to raise the production value of the show AND get a jump on some merch ideas for ya'll! Click the link below: https://ko-fi.com/chipssalsa Follow Zach on the Insta: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

We made it to Las Cruces! It was a long drive, and we have some thoughts. Buckle up. HA. Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen, it really helps a lot. Spread the word using #chips&salsacast would ya? Thanks. You're the cat's pajamas. Follow Zach on Instagram: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

Yeah yeah, we know, it's not 2020 anymore. But that's what happens when your recordings are weeks behind. Anyway, feel free to apply these to 2021. This is the last episode that we'll post from our Chicago days. Cuz now we're in Cruces babyyyyy. Zach's sister, Sarah gives some advice on meal prep, seasonings, and not biting off more than you can chew (pun). We don't know if millennials will still be in their kitchens cooking by the time this ep comes out, but hey, if you picked up cooking during quarantine and want to keep going...this one is for you. Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen, it really helps a lot. Spread the word using #chips&salsacast would ya? Thanks. You're a peach. Follow Zach on Insta: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

In this episode, Toni quizzes Zach on 90's trivia. Let's feel old together. We were still in Chicago, around Thanksgiving when we recorded this! That's nuts. Thanks for continuing to listen to the show! Be sure to review and rate wherever you listen. Spread the word by using #chips&salsacast if you post about the show. Follow Zach on the Insta: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

La segunda parte. The second part. Quiz time! We see how much Zach knows about the state of New Mexico and the city of Las Cruces. Fact check: the state bird for Illinois is the Cardinal NOT the Robin. And sadly, according to Toni's mama, Las Cruces doesn't do the "Whole Enchilada" festival anymore. Booooo. Thanks for listening! As always, be sure to review and rate the show wherever you listen. Spread the word, and use #chips&salsacast if you post. Follow Zach on the Insta: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

ER MA GERD. We're moving. Like soon. Eeep! In part one we talk about: our reasons why, our fears, our worries, and our excitement! Stick with us through this journey! Thanks for listening! We really appreciate it. Be sure to review and rate the show wherever you listen. Spread the word, and if you use tags, use #chips&salsacast Follow Zach on the Insta: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

This is part two of the discussion of our Enneagram numbers. In this episode, we go over what we like about our "opposite-ness" and what it's taught us about ourselves. Be sure to rate and review our episodes wherever you listen! It helps a ton. Follow Zach on Instagram: @zjmassie. Music by Joakim Karud

Welcome back! Today is part one of talking about what it's like being married to/in a relationship with someone on the opposite end of the Enneagram spectrum. So that's fuuun... Follow Zach on Instagram: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

In this ep, we talk about Toni's 1st year as a nurse...DURING A PANDEMIC. Sheesh, talk about a boot camp. Zach introduces a new segment. We're not sponsored by La Croix...although that'd be cool. Follow Zach on Instagram & Twitter: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

So for you, this is episode 2. For us...it's episode 2 as well, but there was a, uh, huge gap. Life y'know? So we're catching you up on what happened b/w our 1st ep and this one...like 2-3 years of life. Woof. Our bad. We get better from here. Follow Zach on Instagram & Twitter: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud

Hello there. We're a BIPOC married couple. But don't worry, we don't JUST talk about being married, so stick with us! In this 1st episode, let's just get to know each other! You can follow Zach on Instagram & Twitter: @zjmassie Music by Joakim Karud