CockBagg's Cinema of the ear

A recollection from the memoir of Thadeus Cock. His personal experience of the Martian Invasion that occurred in Melbourne in the late 19th century. A reading.

Long before the sequels to Star Wars were announced, an on spec script for episode seven was written. Here for the first time is the epic tale that should have made it to the screen. Star Wars - Not without my trousers.

Edgar Alan Poe's seminal work, The Tell- Tale Heart, was but the revised edition of his earlier hithero unheard of work. By the pulling of a finger, it be, The Tell-Fart. Huzzah.

Intrepid adventures travel to the mysterious Skull island in search of a mythical creature named, Kong. They find it all right, a giant ape parading about without pants. Oh dear lord.

Invasion. Beings from another world with a nasty streak, are here to take over. They haven't encountered on Jeff Goulblum's chest or Will Smith's smartarsedy however. Led by a hatless President can they save the planet. Egads but it is exciting.

Larry returns home to Talbot hall and is bitten by a wolf while visiting a carnival with his love interest, Marion. Is he cursed to walk the earth as a werewolf? Probably.

A shark is attacking swimmers at Amity beach and it's up to a sea-sick police chief, some whiny guy and a drunk who likes fingering blackboards to stop it.

A young woman checks into the Bates motel and never checks out. Or does she? No, she doesn't. Or perhaps this time she does. No she definitely doesn't. Or...

An in depth look at the making of the 1960 movie, Psycho. Includes info and stats that seem too unreal to be true. Perhaps they are. Includes a bad impersonation of Alfred Hitchcock.

Piecing together the pieces of the dead, Doctor Victor Frankenstein creates an idiot.

An indepth discussion of the 1931 movie, Frankenstein. Discover behind the scenes details that you never knew, or may not ever want to know.

A young man is bitten by a radioactive spider and develops wrist ooze and some super powers.

Master theatrephiles, CockBagg, take an in-depth look at the 2002 blockbuster, Spiderman.

Dinosaurs have been brought back to life. Egads. Life... life will find a way. CockBagg reimagine this classic film the way it should have been told.

He be a machine with a bad accent sent through time to stop the mother of the child that will someday... do.. or... it's very convoluted. He is above all else, a Terminator and he will never stop, never. Arghh, arghh, arrrr.

Count Dracula takes up residence in London and is exposed for the total Count he is, a Vampire.

A young girl searches for her little brother lost in the underground. Can she save him before she succumbs to the goblin king's bulge?

The true story behind the making of Titanic the movie. Don't google it. Followed by the CockBagg Shakesperian players production of Ye Olde Titanic.

The young whingy Luke, along with the Princess, Han and Chewie, leave a defeated Oldi One on the death star as they formulate a plan to defeat the heinous Garth Vader and bring about an era of peace and freedom to the galaxy, one pull of a finger at a time. May they force themselves upon you. Huzzah.

A lone, whingy ladyboy, along with an old man whose finger must be pulled, attempts to thwart the takeover of the galaxy by the evil Garth Vader. Huzzah.