Coward Hour

We keep talking about The Wheel, whether you like it or not. See Coward Hour live in Baltimore on July 10th! Tickets: www.etix.com/ticket/p/4383114/coward-hour-and-the-second-saturday-st-show-on-the-patio-baltimore-ottobar-upstairs Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Kevin from Brain Jail returns to help Brendan bully Nik into eating bugs. Watch this week's Patreon ep to see it with your own eyes. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

We have a pretty normal episode for the first hour then the wheels fly off and we start spiraling about aliens. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Sam AKA @RealOnlineBoy joins us to share his reasonable opinions in the most upsetting manner humanly possible. Note: Sam was immediately banned from Hinge following the recording of this episode. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Nate Fisher from A Closer Look podcast joins us to discuss nude drinking and just how much you'd have to pay to go through a car wash without a car. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Isaac returns to show us all just how he sits in a chair. Watch Isaac's new sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd7GluPRbEY Enjoy the rest of the episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Daniel Cabral from Sleepover returns to the cast to celebrate the XFL, discuss the many threats against his life, and recount his habit as a 6-year-old of Louieing his dad's friends.   Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour Buy our t-shirts: https://shop.thehardtimes.net/collections/hard-times-merchandise/products/coward-hour-podcast-shirt

Brendan and Nik discuss Nik's dangerous need to sleep in Ubers, pissing off of mountains, and goth Veterans. @CowardHour https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Nik reveals the existence of a horrible comedy special he filmed when he was 18.

A shirtless and disoriented LeMaire Lee from the Panties in the Mouth podcast joins us to completely misremember every detail of the movie Gattaca.

Shayne Smith from Cowboy Boys joins us to discuss horny Italian ASMR and the sexiness of having antisocial personality disorder.

Imagine, if you will.

Sean Preston from the Night Moves podcast visits to discuss Nik stealing his car and Brendan's hostile texting style.

We speculate about the Mormon religion and Brendan's newfound ability to touch his toes, which everyone knows is step one of sucking your own dick.

Tim Butterly from Dad Meat joins us to pitch a bold new direction for Looney Tunes, encourage Brendan to do drugs, and ponder about the speed running community.   Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour Buy our t-shirts: https://shop.thehardtimes.net/collections/hard-times-merchandise/products/coward-hour-podcast-shirt

Nate Marshall of the Panties in the Mouth podcast joins us to spiral about failure and pitch a bold plan to end pedophilia once and for all.

If they don't bring back hot Lola Rabbit we will commit a grand crime. Coward Hour shirts are back in stock: The Hard Times Official Store │ Coward Hour Podcast Shirt

Jace Avery joins us to compare notes on getting fired and how our brains have disintegrated.

Nik returns from hospital jail to cook up some important strategies.

We discuss various fast food-related mistakes, the freedom of living with your parents, and the brilliant philosophy of Brendan's ex coworker. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

The boys spiral face to face once again to discuss wanting to join a cult, middle aged crust punks, and more of Nik's horrifying online teenage behavior. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Tom Brink of the Forced Opinions podcast returns once again to sell us on the sublime thrill of possessing a hog. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

Mike Rainey from Dad Meat joins us to discuss beating off and dying alone in the desert.

In celebration of 100 Patreon subscribers, we break from our usual no-format to do a table read of Brendan's deranged Batman/Jeffrey Epstein screenplay he wrote in a fugue state. Robbie Goodwin of the Loud Boys podcast joins us. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

We discuss various ways in which it would be a nuisance to live with a skeleton, getting lost in the bit, and Nik's misfortune of being trapped between the law and his father. Bonus episodes every week on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cowardhour

LeMaire Lee returns in triumph to fill in for Nik while he is in Maryland contracting Covid-19.

Coward Hour East Coast is back, baby! Josh Kuderna and Eric Glaeser return to the cast for another powwow in The City That Reads. No intro on this one, just dive right in. Josh's podcast: The Digression SessionsEric's podcast: Live From The StudioMandatory listening, they both fucking rule.

This one's for the gamers.

@CooneyorDie joins us to discuss Nik's impending blindness and our mutual mistrust/fear of clowns who aren't The Joker.

You heard it here first, folks.

We interrogate Dylan Farr, official artist of Coward Hour, to find out if his show Not a News Show is a news show or not.

We break our non horny oath and unfortunately get up to some monkey business.

One of our more contentious episodes. We discuss Brendan's new anxiety meds not working, our mush brains, we spiral about the election, and we fire shots at Owen Benjamin, a horrible comedian and deplatformed antisemite who sexually assaulted Brendan in 2017.

We have talked on many episodes about our desire to podcast from the high seas. Today, we finally have a plan.

We pitch a new line of Batman comics where he's a fascist who has sex. Brendan's brain has become a powerful conduit for electricity.

We debut our rival, leftist pedophile conspiracy theory to compete with Qanon, and Nik shares his grand plot to end Brendan's brain once and for all.

Matt Harrison returns to discuss his horrible medical transformation after poisoning himself in the Chesapeake. Nik recounts one of his greatest mistakes.

We discuss world events, Brendan's community college follies, teenage behaviors, and other wretched topics.

We hit on all the Coward Hour cornerstone topics. Brendan's poor mental health, hospital jail, acid, the apocalypse, and our bad dicks all in good measure.

Returning guests Daniel and Isaac join Brendan to discuss Nik fleeing the state for dubious reasons, Isaac's increasingly shitty house, and how Daniel applies Kobe's work ethic to fucking.

Our anonymous pal with a promising career @bhbolivar returns to lay the foundation for his tragic downfall.

Tom Brink from the Forced Opinions podcast returns to discuss a perhaps fatal mistake Nik made at work.

Check out Chris's podcast Oral Presentations wherever you listen to podcasts.

Chris Wood of the Oral Presentations podcast joins us to discuss living in squalor, resembling a dolphin, and all of our respective declines during quarantine.

We would do a good job rebooting Spike TV.

Robbie Goodwin returns to tell us how Luigi's mansion is just too scary.   Check out more of Robbie on The Loud Boys podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-loud-boys/id1506805265

We did it, baby.   Listen to Brendan's stand up mix-tape: I'm a Small Man. http://brendankrick.bandcamp.com/album/im-a-small-man

New to the show? Start here.   Each week, America's #1 cowards spiral on mic, commit gaffes, and continue their descent into conspiracy-laden mental illness. Coward Hour is the least-informed current events podcast. Trust your gut, arm yourself, and prepare for The Event.

Robert Benfer returns to discuss his cursed penis, and several other topics.

Isaac Hirsch returns from his Ant Hole to discuss when the dick clips through the pussy.