Crass & Open-minded

Episode 35er... Gonzo & Gully give their thoughts on Tourettes syndrome and end with more questions than answers. The conversation of an upright walking goat comes into play and eventually, everything ends up music. Also, the guys bring back whisky.  Whisky: The Hakushu 12 Japanese Single Malt 

Episode #34. Gonzo & Gully discuss the recent change in gun laws in Texas and give their opinion. Gully gives an update on his use of ashwagandha and the guys wrap up the show with a quick dedication to parental influence.  The episode has been sitting in the chamber so current events are no longer current.  K, bye.

Episode #33... In this episode, G & G are lackluster AF and share the everyday struggle of just trying to make it through the day. The guys get into the BS with the camera traffic lights in Leon Valley and segway into fake rhino horn and flooding the sneaker world with bootlegs. We drank whisky but didn't mention nor remember what we drank. 

Episode #32... Gonzo & Gully have a couple of guests on the show to talk about whisky, guitars, and their definition of a douchebag.  Scotch and whisky: Lagavulin Nick Offerman Guinness Cask Finish Lagavulin distillers edition Blackened Beer:  Deftones Ohms Run the Jewels/Weathered Souls No Save Point

Episode #31... Gonzo and Gully discuss graffiti, homemade graffiti accessories, and, eventually, wander off to the topic of what really killed President Garfield, BUTT MEAT!! Since talking about protein, the guys discuss the trend on the rise of eating rotten meat and end the show with some input on new movies and sitcoms. 

Episode #30... Gonzo and Gully are back and mediocre as ever. This time they bring back Jared to the show and attempt to discuss negative reinforcement. After a weak attempt from Gully, the guys get into all sorts of conversations but not before ending the show with our guest saying F Everybody one by one. Good times!  Scotch for this episode: Johnny Walker Black and Blue Label  Yamazaki 12

Episode 29er... Gonzo & Gully are accompanied by high school chum/local serial drummer, @JJondrums. Obviously, the guys talk about drums, booze, crazy adventures while on tour, more drums, and get into the conversation of things we hate. Nothing but good times and talking trash, the usual. Check us out on Instagram: @crass_and_openminded Guest: @JJondrums

Episode #28. Gonzo and Gully discuss altruism and whether or not people are truly being genuine? Some interesting ads of Jim Henson's early work in advertisement come to light and eventually, the guys get into the topic of cancel culture. Whisky tasting for this episode: Glendronach 12 yr Scotch, Jane Walker Scotch, and Balcones Lineage Whisky. 

Episode 27... Gonzo and Gully team up with the guys from the Deep In The Heart Podcast to discuss Japanese whisky, the science of lying, and some other stuff that is probably offensive. We close out with Two Dope Bois on a Podcast and whats songs get us going and highly rated emcees.

Episode #26. Gonzo & Gully discuss a variety of things from the almost indestructible tardigrades to the gluten-free Oreos.

Episode #25... In this episode we have special guests Drew & Marc from the We Used to Be Cool Podcast and discuss topics from movies that we used to watch and music that we used to listen to. The group discusses all-time favorite bands and albums with some surprising choices from all and eventually end up closing the show on the topic of the land of dirt, Mexico. Check out the We Used to be Cool Podcast on all major streaming platforms and give them a follow @weusedtobecoolpod

Episode 24. Gonzo and Gully discuss chili and try to determine which is best, beans... or no beans... Also, they talk about the story of Judas and maybe it's time for a modern-day remake. The show is wrapped up with Too Dope Bois on a Podcast and how Jose Jose may have been giving his pillow the business.

Episode #23. Gonzo & Gully go into the new year talking about the obvious... New Year's Resolution and how most are likely to give up by mid-March. Also, the guys talk a little about shoes and shoe care and how friends of a friend can be annoying. Finally, the guys close the show with condolences to the legend, MF DOOM.

The last episode of the year... Gonzo & Gully talk about setting expectations low going into 2021 and how flow charts are needed more than ever in times of peril. The guys have a quick convo about soap and its lack of back in the day and finish up with some motivational stuff or whatever. Merry Crassmass and a Mediocre New Year! -Gonzo & Gully p.s. if you are looking for a fun way of getting wasted, take a shot every time Gully drops the F-bomb.

Gonzo & Gully bring on the hate and talk about... well... things they hate. They also dive into the topic of the unforgettable Bob Ross and his iconic afro that would ultimately be his signature trademark. The guys dip into the holiday spirit and give a little bit of insight into their interpretation of Christmas. 

Gonzo & Gully talk about the origin of Thanksgiving and the not so positive meaning behind it. They also talk about Friendsgiving traditions and how dealing with them through COVID. All of this while deep-frying some turkeys with our special guest MR. COOL.

Gonzo & Gully talk about the infamous hometown legend "Bat Boy" and other cryptozoological species that may or may not exist. The topic of cryotherapy also comes up and the conversation of how extreme cold affects the body. 

Episode 18... Gonzo & Gully talk about how the school system doesn't get you completely prepared for life and what it would be like when 5-year-olds get a mosh pit going.  At one point we talk about the Blarney Stone and just to correct things, it's in Ireland, not Scotland. -G&G

Episode 17... Gonzo & Gully are joined by local horror/sci-fi movie reviewing podcast duo BLOODCHUGGERS! The group discusses fear, phobias, and breaking dicks, Oh my!

Episode sweet 16... Gonzo & Gully discuss if you need to be smart to be funny and at what degree of heat does it take to melt human teeth. 

In episode number 15, Gonzo and Gully are joined by some high school chums to discuss dating in these modern times of rona and get their opinions on bush.   

Episode number 14: Gonzo and Gully discuss their own creative process and how they come up with what they call art...

Unlucky 13: WE TALK ABOUT DRUGS.

Episode #12: Gonzo and Gully discuss what they would you do if they knew the world was going to end? Also, they talk about one crazy night that ended up with them trying to find a ride home from a cop raided house party.

Episode #11... Gonzo and Gully are accompanied by the all-knowing Sanantonian, Danantonio! He bestows his knowledge of local music and gives his notes on the shows ever so mentioned Scotch, Lagavulin. Eventually, the guys wander off and somehow end up talking about catfishing with dick pics and how it will become the new norm.

Episode numero 10... Gonzo & Gully push the boundaries of their sobriety and dive deep into intellectual conversation while trying to make sense. Also, they talk about buffets and the possibility of Gonzo creating the one true hero that this world needs BASSMAN!

On this episode, Gully & Gonzo talk mad shit while having a few drams, nothin new.

Episode #8... Gonzo and Gully are joined by Squ1d and discuss Mexican comfort food, chisme from high school, and porn insurance. *Check out x_Squ1d_x on Instagram, he is a very talented tattoo artist.*

Episode #7... Gonzo & Gully tell tales of drunken debauchery and auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Up all night with Gonzo & Gully while they toil in their memories and discuss cinema, Saturday morning cartoons, and mammaries.

Once again G & G go at it and discuss the definition of karma and whether poor decisions lead to a monotonous cycle of unfortunate events. Also, the guys talk about the little voice that we all have inside of us... or at least most of us. Gonzo sinks into the topic of inner monologue or the lack of and how it may lead to some of the things we do or don't do.

In this episode, Gonzo and Gully go straight for the elephant in the room and talk about the ever so menacing topic, Covid19. The guys discuss life on lockdown and the reality of the current times before steering off into the conversation of the creative process and the influence of dreams.

The crass is strong with this episode... Gully gives the origin of "how's it hanging" while addressing proper dress tips for gentleman and questions Peter Pan's motives for taking children in the night along with the reason for the peanut butter. Gonzo reminisces of paranormal phenomenon happening at home and eventually touching on the subject of heated orange orbs while sleeping on a roof in the wastelands of Mexico.

We are the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer of podcasts

Episode #2 is in the books and we sound better than ever! In this episode Gully strikes up a conversation about the people we keep around while Gonzo goes off into the deep end and discusses the three selves... Check out the new pic for the podcast!

Salutations and introductions! Gonzo and Gully take to the mic and discuss random topics from "do fish shit? and "Where are all the Kaiju?" and end off with "FRIENDS, how many people have them?" (Basically it is their first time doing anything constructive and worth wild!)