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We're Red and Dean. During the day we are business professionals, working 9-5, wearing grown-up clothes, and making adult decisions, but after 5, we are anything but. We go home or hit the bar. We gather with friends, either in person or virtually, mix our favorite drinks, or pop the top of the best craft beer our city has to offer and sit back and laugh. This is Essentially on the Rocks. A Podcast of whiskey, laughter, friends, and anything but work.

Red and Dean


    • Apr 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 40m AVG DURATION
    • 13 EPISODES


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    Ep. 12 Happy Birthday!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 33:39


    We did it yo! We made it one year. Join Dean and Red as we celebrate one year in the Podcast universe. Thanks for hanging with us. As a gift from us to you, hang out to the end for a special treat. Essentially on the Rocks will be taking a season break. Don't worry, we will be back soon. Join us on our socials: Twitter: @onessentially Instagram: essentially_on_the_rocks Email:essentaillyontherocks@gmail.com

    Ep 11: Dean has his own Little and Red's clusterfuck of a trip.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 34:44


    We are back, Red went on a trip and it didn't go so well. At least, she made it back. Dean has himself his own Little, who is a fully grown man. Red gives us the story of Tracey Kirkpatrick, a young girl who never made it home. Follow us on our socials Twitter: @on_essentially Instagram: @essentially_on_the_rocks Linktr.ee: https://linktr.ee/essentiallyontherocks

    Ep 10: Dean's Birthday Investigation and Red's Story Story.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 47:53


    Hey Guys! First, Let's take a second to wish Dean a very Happy Birthday! Find us on our socials and give him a shout. In this episode, Red gives us the low down from the Stork Derby from one of her favorite podcasts and Dean tries his hand at a Redvestigation. Find us on our socials: https://linktr.ee/essentiallyontherock Instagram: Essentially_on_the_rocks Twitter: @onesstentially Credits for this Episode: "Stuff you Missed in History Class-The Great Story Derby" and "knightstemplarorder.com"

    Ep 09: Dean's not so happy new year and Redvestigates

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 47:06


    Happy New Year! We are back and Dean had a rough go of the new year. Between travel and catching the Rona, he has seen better days. Red sends us down the rabbit hole of The Twelve Tribes and the unfortunate story of the burning town in Bolder, Co. Check out our newly made LinkTree for all of our socials. linktr.ee/essentiallyontherocks Credits for research are as follows: https://gazette.com/premium/twelve-tribes-group-with-a-manitou-springs-connection-finds-itself-in-spotlight-after-marshall-fire/article_901e71be-715d-11ec-b88b-67c00b840db2.html https://www.britannica.com/topic/Twelve-Tribes-of-Israel https://www.denverpost.com/2022/01/06/twelve-tribes-marshall-fire-investigation/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371917/Investigators-pin-Colorado-wildfire-sinister-Twelve-Tribes-cult-dark-history-child-abuse.html https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2018/darkness

    Ep: 08 Dean's Violation and Red's Krampus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 50:36


    We are back, with the end of year story, of why we were so late in November. Dean gives us the inside story of how his house was violated. And all the shit that was stolen. Red gives us the 411 on the German legend that is Krampus, peep the link below, for what Red was talking about in the show. https://www.etsy.com/hk-en/listing/835735008/vintage-krampus-christmas-seasons As always, follow us on our socials Instagram: essentially_on_the_rocks Twitter: @onessentially See you in 2022

    Ep: 07 Redsearch and Dean's Weird Laws

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 43:04


    Sorry we are late. Due to unforeseen circumstances....such as Dean's house being violated....we are a few weeks late. We'll talk more about that in the next episode. However, this month's episode, we have Red on the hunt for the truth of El Dorado, and Dean learns, much to his annoyance, what a Prince Albert piercing is. Dean gives us the weird ass laws in some of your states. Listen to see if yours is on the list. Follow us on our socials Twitter @onessentially Instagram @essentially_on_the_rocks

    Ep 06: Red ventures to the Dark Side and Dean can snap without thumbs?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 44:15


    It's episode 06. We are sure of it this time. We do rapid fire this or that, learn that Dean has a rather interesting talent, and Red let's us in on her adventure into the dark side....of Apple products. Red gives us the first of many "redsearch" projects and brings us the story of the Lost City of Atlantis. Follow us on our Socials Twitter: @onessentially Instagram @essentially_on_the_rocks

    Ep 05: The Inside and Outside of Red and Dean. Get to Know Us.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 35:36


    Do you know us? I mean, do you? Well now you will. Red and Dean play a game of We're Not Really Strangers. This way we can all be friends! Hit us up on our Instagram and Twitter Twitter: @onessentally Instagram @essentially_on_the_rocks Dean is very chatty and will talk back.

    Red wants to grow up and Dean gives us Texas Trivia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 39:59


    This week we take it back to the beginning. We do a retake on our top 10's. Dean learns that Red was a very ambitious child and has yet to fully grow up and Red takes on the Texas Trivia challenge from Dean. Is she a true Texan? Red challenges the listeners to find Dean a woman, send in your resumes! Dean has asked that you ignore Red and do not do as she asks. Follow us on our socials Twitter @onessentially Instagram: essentially_on_the_rocks DM us your local newspaper headlines. We want to talk about your town.

    Ep 03: Red takes Dean Back to School

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 52:22


    This time, we learn just how smart Dean really is, we investigate some unknown shit, and learn about the holidays that never show up on the calendar. Follow us on our Socials Instagram: essentially_on_the_rocks Twitter: @onessentially Links for this months episode: https://norse-mythology.org/gods-and-creatures/the-aesir-gods-and-goddesses/loki/ https://www.hawaii.com/blog/king-kamehameha-day/ https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/armistice-ends-the-korean-war https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/old%20wives%27%20tale https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/g31026484/old-wives-tales-real-fake/ https://nmaahc.si.edu/blog-post/historical-legacy-juneteenth

    Reds gots Twitters and Dean doesn't know big words

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 44:22


    Content Warning, this episode contains discussion of domestic violence. This may be considered a trigger for some. If you or a loved one you know is a victim of domestic violence, please reach out to https://www.thehotline.org/get-help/ or call 1-800-787-SAFE (7233) for resources near you. In today's episode, Dean learns all the big words and Red shows her age. We discuss the guilty pleasures that we all love to hide, but can't seem to get enough of. And in the world of other news, George Washington is older the dinosaurs? Consult a doctor regarding your dietary needs, however, check out this article for why people crave the weird foods that they do. https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/craving-meanings#causes Headlines Resources as follow: https://apnews.com/article/las-vegas-science-oddities-411d94dd20dc94bd305fa49221ce5a1b https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/cliff-and-sea-rescue-launched-for-man-who-was-oblivious-to-operation-while-sitting-in-pub-35355997.html Follow us on our Social Medias Twitter: @OnEssentially Instagram: essentially_on_the_rocks Share and like the podcast with others who enjoy the same shit we do.

    A Poor Man's Safety Deposit Box and Florida Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 48:47


    Welcome to Episode One of Essentially on the Rocks where Red talks about a poor man's safety deposit box and Dean gives his top ten whiskeys that you may or may not want to try. We learn Red is petty and Dean doesn't know his geography. It's after hours, so grab a glass and come hang out! Hit us up on our socials. We promise we are friendly and Dean loves to chat. Instagram: essentially_on_the_rocks Twitter: OnEssentially

    Essentially on the Rocks Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 0:39


    Hey, you found us! We are Red and Dean. We are business professionals...sometimes...at least during the 9-5. Outside of that, we are anything but. Whiskey is our preferred drink of choice and sarcasm is our first language, second only to cursing. Join us, for whiskey, laughter and one hell of a wild ride -R&D

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