Gorgeous Fiends

Welcome to Episode 15! This week we're covering the 2000's film adaptation of The Little Vampire. Join us for tiny wood destroying insects dressed in Dracula capes and stay for villains named after a colony of nesting birds. If you're a fan of vampires or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Welcome to Episode 14 of Gorgeous Fiends! This week Jasmine tells us the 1912 short story by E. F. Benson, "The Room in the Tower." Or, at least, she really meant to. Join us as we meet the Crypt Keeper's VSCO girl sister and recount our own personal ghost story. Like vampires, bad jokes, or ghosties? This episode is for you!

Welcome to (un)lucky episode thirteen! This week we're covering the 2003 action-horror film Underworld. Jasmine ponders whether or not to add Lycans to Jasper's Pups-To-Look-Up-To vision board, and Abby strongly advises against calling 1-800-SafetyDirect. If you're a fan of vampires and/or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Welcome to Episode 12! This week we're covering the 1985 animated film Vampire Hunter D, based upon the series of novels of the same name by Hideyuki Kikuchi. Get ready for the return of the damn-pires and for Abby to advocate the new national holiday of the Blood Moon. If you like vampires and/or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Welcome to episode eleven! This week we're covering Octavia E. Butler's 2005 novel Fledgling. We're tackling some tough topics this week, but somehow we still get tangled up in durable but spooky laminate, uh, we mean, liminal spaces. CW for mentions of underage sex and racial discrimination.

We've hit the double-digits! Welcome to our tenth episode and our first adaptation of a novel we've already talked about. This week we're covering the 1992 film Bram Stoker's Dracula. In this throwback to our first episode we discover the Dungeoncore Smart Home and revisit Renfield's Pest Control. If you like vampires or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

This week on Gorgeous Fiends we're changing things up and covering a real vampire! Join us as Jasmine tells us about the mystery of the Highgate Cemetery Vampire. Stick around for a necrotic cuddle puddle and sightings of the... Babadook? If you're a fan of vampires and/or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Are you ready for another video game episode? This week we're covering the 2005 first-person shooter Darkwatch: Curse of the West. Abby formulates a plan to steal everyone's pets while Jasmine protests strongly against the usage of "daddy" in the context of anything to do with this game. If you like vampires or bad jokes, this one's for you!

Welcome to our seventh episode! This week we're covering the 1972 film Vampire Circus. Abby provides sound effects for biting and Jasmine has a lot of questions. If you're a fan of vampires or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Welcome to Episode 6! This week we're covering Guilty Pleasures: the first novel in Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series! This one hits a little close to home (literally). Join us as Abby gets ready to party at daytime-Denny's while Jasmine gets caught up reminiscing about the McBarge. CW for mentions of child abuse and suicide in this episode. If you're a fan of bad jokes, vampires, or both, this podcast is for you!

Welcome to episode five of Gorgeous Fiends where we're covering the 1998 action film: Blade! Join us as we get lost in weird nostalgia for late 90's commercials, Abby explores what "debauchery" really means, and Jasmine regrets everything. If you're a fan of vampires or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Welcome to our fourth episode where we talk about the OG lesbian vampire story: Carmilla! As excited as we are, we still somehow find time to invent Sprite and discover a fun new way to pronounce "niece." If you like vampires or dad jokes, this one's for you!

Join us this week as we cover the 2002 hack-and-slash video game: BloodRayne! Abby picks up a few pet-causes while Jasmine tries to describe what a pulpit crossed with a tank actually looks like. If you're a fan of vampires, geeky humor, or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Join us this week as we cover the 1987 film The Lost Boys! Abby shares her recipe for fake blood while Jasmine starts a murder-vision board. Updating every Tuesday, if you're a fan of vampires, geeky humor, or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!

Join us on our very first episode where we cover Bram Stoker's prolific novel: Dracula! Jasmine gets tongue-tied while Abby compares our notorious count with a certain kingpin raccoon. Updating every Tuesday, if you're a fan of vampires, geeky humor, or bad jokes, this podcast is for you!