Knocked South: A Creepy Podcast

We make fun of county names and random bones. Bear paws 100% look like human feet.

Welcome to the shortest episode yet! If you like aliens and memes you came to the wrong place.

Today we learn the differences in hammers and Rachel is crazy about mental health.

Brenden knows the difference between human and animal blood by taste... Allegedly... Also Rachel is still being weird about skin.

Today we talk about Devil's Den state park in ARKANSAS. Know the signs of strokes. BE FAST.

Today we all discuss some of the south's dumbest criminals imaginable. What would we do if ALL criminals were masterminds?

Today we talk about Athena Curry and her quite sudden disappearance in Atlanta, Georgia. Do you know where she may be? Is Rachel actually a serial killer?

How many marriages is too many marriages? Our answer might surprise you! (or offend you...)

If the eyes are black, step the fuck BACK. Do you believe in the tales woven by these neighborhood defenders?

Tonight we complete the story of Dean Arnold and his teen accomplices.

Today we discuss the serial killer/rapist that terrorized a community. If a random man offers you candy from his van you know what the answer should be. YES, PLEASE!

Can cats crush skulls, does Rachel really wear a gimp suit, and what exactly does 150 pounds sound like? Please don't answer that.

Today we talk about the infamous SHADOW PEOPLE! Marcia describes her experiences with the beings and other creepy things.

Today we chat about the murders that took place along the Colonial Parkway in Virginia. Don't talk to strangers and keep your windows up unless you wanna get SNATCHED.

Today we talk about the murders of a bunch of gingers. We don't believe the stereotypes, but we do make fun of them. #redheadsarepeopletoo

Today we talk about William Brandon Aydelott and the murder of his mother. Rachel goes spastic over stereotypes.

Brenden narrates in an amazing southern accent...sometimes. Beware of the people slayer named "Phantom Slayer"!!

Today we are coming at you live from The Battery! While women all over are poisoning their families, we have poisoned ourselves (with alcohol don't call the police)

Did you know that killing your parents is very difficult with quiet knives? Not so much understood by something guy jr. Don't you think it's easier to just get a job?

4 years after his disappearance we still don't know who killed Thomas Brown. 

Today we talk about a washed-up car salesman and his predilections. CPR does not involve the lower half of the body. 

Tonight we discuss a murder in Florida and an arson in Georgia. Double Episode!!

Are you serious? Staples?! Today we talk about how not to poison candy and that even convicted killers can band together to hate one piece of crap.

Don't eat the god-damn mushrooms, Don't desecrate graves, AND DON'T STRANGLE YOURSELF.

Because your demons don't dance and Berry don't rock and roll. Also Rachel says fuck berry. Don't sue us this is for educational purposes. Checkmate lawyers.

Snoop Dogg wine exists and it's "pretty good" and the blue moon is a red herring. 

Witches be Witching, Haters be Hating, and crusty old farmers are trying to hang both. We are coming at you LIVE from the (probably haunted) Ellis Hotel.

Today we talk about Covington, Georgia and possibly a bit too much about religion. Vampire Diaries is an okay show.

Today we talk about the disastrous events that took place at the "absolutely fireproof" Winecoff hotel. SPOILER ALERT: It's not fireproof.

Today Rachel re-enacts the position of a dead body... but you can't see that. Our hometown once again is home to a suspicious death. How comforting.

We're back at it again with the "white vans"! Tonight we come back from our month-long hiatus to talk about one of the most sickening pedophiles. Killing people in broad-daylight and denying it usually doesn't work out in your favor.

Ocala is probably the horse capital of the world, but did you also know that there are 100 ways to die in the Ocala national forest? You could learn today!

Let's get political! Guns are bad and masks are good( jk guns are good). Where is Sabrina? Bring her back y'all.

Today we shall talk about a disappearance in the city we live in... well that everyone in Forsyth county lives in. We definitely are not saying it was the husband, but if the skull fits--- carry it around.

Happy 4th of July! What can be more patriotic than discussing one of the most haunted hotels in the country that used to be run by a lucrative con-man? Absolutely nothing, that's what!

Learn about aliens. Are they really real or are they really not real? You should be the one to decide. Here be link: Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1MysDRbARY

Today we follow Blair Adams' journey through the North American continent. Pack up those valuables into your fanny pack and enjoy the ride.

How many cops does it take to cover up a crime? About 11 and a half. Join our fucked up adventure through the "justice" system and learn just how easy it is to cover up your tracks when your grand-pappy owns the courts.

Have yourself a listen at today's exclusive look into a northern cult that was in Florida for, like, 2 weeks so it counts as the south. They hate babies, they hate families, but LOVE loving. Doesn't work out... obviously... ALSO RACHEL IS RIGHT. SHE HAS TO BE SO SHE'S RIGHT. CORONA-VIRUS CAN'T BE EATEN.

There's some terror on this trail as we discover the horrible murders and mysterious disappearances that take place. Never let your guard down, Never trust your instincts, and for the love of god NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS.

Tonight we discuss murders on the bayou. Eight dead women, but only 1 pimp and a LOT of shady cops. You'll never believe what happens next!?!?!

Today we talk about Bloody Bob, The Simsites, and the Christmas "miracle" that took place. Warning: He has a weird mouth (per Rachel) and the last half of the episode is entirely body horror. Listen at your own risk.

THE WORLD'S DEADLIEST EPISODE... lol jk you're fine. Join us on our wonderful drunken journey through Donalsonville with some of the deadliest dudes.

Was it Aliens, Suc(c)tion, or something a bit more realistic? Today we talk about the disappearances of some farmers... literally all farmers. Where did they go? Are they still alive? Only the succ knows.

Everybody loves a nice stay away from home at the nearby motel, but what they don't expect is the body still occupying it. Maybe the next time you smell something putrid in your motel room you should probably leave... instead of staying there for multiple days...

It's not all rainbows and butterflies in this family *cough* cult *cough*. Machetes and guns are a great substitute for happiness and love.

"put something in about bruised testicles" -Marcia. Rachel loves Baltimore. Brenden cringes about the idea of battered testicles. Who stabs themselves 39 times? Will we find out?

We are back in Florida with the disappearance of two young gentleman, and a single cop in the middle of all of it. Conflicting testimonies and lies are thrown about in this episode of terror in Naples (Florida)

We discuss aliens, some serial killers, and anti-satanist aunts. Who's the craziest? You decide!

Voodoo, Hoodoo, and Teenagers don't really mix. Rachel tries to give away family secrets and gets bleeped for it. Hide your axes and lock your windows because Clementine's coming to town.

Rachel has a moral dilemma, everybody is smashed, and we relive Marcia's traumas.