Myster-Reads

It's April and MAN did we get fooled by this book. It was... not good. Emily tells tales of some kids with potty mouths. Carley hates Shakespeare. And the girls reach an all-time low...Follow us on insta @critnasty_pod !

Emily and Carley spent many hours sifting through Emily M. Danforth's "Plain Bad Heroines," and while they were entertained they were also extremely confused. Emily spoils everything. Carley throws shade at Ariana Grande. And the girls finally dish out another perfect score - but in what category?

Happy Love Weekend! Because we love you soooo much, we read the second book in Laura Trentham's Spies and Lovers series, "A Brazen Bargain." Emily can't remember names. Carley gets steamy. And the girls realize they are reading what is essentially an X rated Disney movie.

Holy SHIT it's hot in here! We read Laura Trentham's "An Indecent Invitation" for the love month and we got that sweet, sensual loving we deserved (and, a surprisingly funny and interesting novel!) Carley talks about toxicity. Emily learns that English people in 1812 did not eat wantons. And the girls finally get the sexual tension they've craved.

This month, Emily and Carley review the GoodReads top-voted Mystery/Thriller novel for 2020, "The Guest List" by Lucy Foley. Carley becomes a fitness queen. Emily is a bone-breaker. And the girls get excited about next months steamy, steamy novel. Stay tuned in the coming week for a bonus episode where Emily and Carley attempt to solve a case file in an hour!

Emily and Carley dive into ML Longsworth's holiday novel "A Noel Killing" together, in search of some Christmas tree. Emily goes Purging. Carley flexes her French accent. And the girls finally get into the holiday spirit together!

Carley and Emily hit up a book they've already hit up once before when they read Agatha Christie's "Death on the Nile." Emily's new sweet kitties make some appearances. Carley keeps interrupting herself. And the girls talk about a book they read because a movie was being made that got delayed until next year just this past Thursday. Ooooops. Information about Breonna's Case and how to help:https://www.standwithbre.com/

It's October and we are diving deep into the spooks and scares with Samantha Downing's debut novel My Lovely Wife. Emily has big life updates. Carley calls out the cheaters (again). And the finally find themselves someone to call Daddy.Call for Justice for Breonna and her family! Her murderers walk free!https://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylorALSO, register to vote and - I'll just say it - don't vote for 45.

Emily and Carley read a book by Agatha Christie about an adventuring duo. The votes are in - two out of two hosts think that Emily and Carley are cooler and more fun! Carley takes us to school for some history. Emily brings no surprises to the table. And the girls feel very differently about this book.Justice for Breonna Taylor Petitionhttps://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylorStand with Brehttps://www.standwithbre.com/

It's another month of trying to use better language to discuss good novels and the girls are holding themselves to new linguistic standards. Carley gives men some harsh advice. Emily loses the privilege to her pizza. And the girls Just Dance!The New Petition for Breonna Taylor:https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/justice-breonna-taylor-5Chrystul Kizer Petitionhttps://www.change.org/p/drop-all-charges-against-incarcerated-trafficking-survivor-chrystul-kizer

The Pale Hoes (that's us,) discuss Agatha Christie's novel The Pale Horse. Carley talks DnD. Emily talks Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will the girls ever talk about the actual book?? Find out on this month's episode of Mysterreads!Petition for Breonna Taylor:https://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylorBlack-Owned Independent Bookstores you can Order From:https://lithub.com/you-can-order-today-from-these-black-owned-independent-bookstores/

It's episode 5 y'all, so you know what that means... we have run out of talking points and are now a podcast exclusively about the Sims. Emily is dying for some sexual tension. Carley loves to read books more than anything. And the girls get to do some dramatic readings.instagram: @mysterreads_podcastSubscribe, rate, and comment to help support!

We're only 4 episodes in and we're already done with mysteries. Carley cusses a bit. Emily continues to forget the names of character. And the girls finally agree on one thing... exactly what transgression constitutes a murderous punishment!Follow us, rate, review, and subscribe!Insta: mysterreads_podcastgmail: mysterreads@gmail.com

We read a book by not one but TWELVE different authors... and the result is a fun exercise at best. Emily spends some alone time with the audience. Carley reminisces about her days doing high school improv. And the girls finally disagree on a rating number... Will this be the end of their friendship as we know it???? Find out on this month's episode of Myster-Reads!Insta: mysterreads_podcastTwitter: MysterReadsContact us at: mysterreads@gmail.com

Welcoooooome to our very first review! If you couldn't tell from the episode title, it's a great one. Carley learns some new vocab. Emily can't remember any of the character names. Join us next month for The Sinking Admiral!Contact us at: Mysterreads@gmail.comFollow us on Insta: Myster_ReadsShare using #mysterreads and leave a review and comment to help support!

Welcome to Myster-Reads, a mystery novel review podcast! Carley and Emily introduce themselves and the first book up for review. Emily tells an embarrassing story and Carley admits on a public podcast that she could be capable of killing someone. See you in February for "The Mirror Crack'd From Side to Side," by Agatha Christie!Instagram: @myster_readsMusic and art by Levi Johnson