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We're back...with slightly better audio! Brining you all the airport rules that apply during quarantine, and what's keeping that nice butt imprint on the couch solid during this time. At one point, Catherine falls into a black hole and we speak to her from the 4th dimension, but the only insight she provides is her unemployment status. Maybe next week she can tell us how this all ends?!

HELLO?! You alive in there? Yup! We're still here. Just trying to survive quarantine like everyone else. Wanna talk about it? Sure! Well then roll over on the other side of your couch and have a listen. Don't worry...we don't see that stain on your shirt, and no one else has to either.

It's our last pre-quarantine episode this week! Go down memory lane with us and we revel in the times we could go outside, hug each other, eat together, and be in large crowds with other human beings. This week, we watched Episode 6 of the Sopranos in which Tony experiences some hot 'n heavy sex dreams staring Dr. Melfi(!), and we have our own (sex) dreams come true as we eat dumplings till our heart's content in Chinatown. All after we reached our 10,000 steps during a free day at The Field Museum. Get the museum map out because we're going on a JOURNEY.

No, COVID-19 has not got us down! We're back this week (from our self-quarentine comfort)to bring you some pre-pandemic entertainment. This week we jumped off the New Jersey turnpike, and hopped on the Edens expressway to watch a Chicago classic, Family Maters. Not only does our nostalgia for the TGIF tv line-up ensue, but we also discuss childhood candies, and our former 'go-tos' on the Cracker Barrel menu. Get you some chicken 'n dumps and settle in.

Snow days, sacraments, and strangulation--OH MY! All topics Cat and Cassandra discuss in Episode 5 of The Sopranos, 'College.' Meadow is on a father daughter trip with Tony to visit colleges, where they're served a side order of MURDER. Back at home, Camilla is spreading her ziti all around with Father Phil. Cassandra's using her pent up rage to throw axes, and Cat reveals her secret twerking powers. On that note...

First rule of Home Goods: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR RECEIPT! This week, we go over the rules of Home Goods and other shenanigans during out 'trip to church.' We touch on the primal situation of kill or be killed, and our weapons of choice during the apocalypse. Also, we have a new restaurant recommendation in Chicago: Chef's Special. Other specials: waxing ones (surprise, surprise). Inhale..we're ripping the wax strip in 3, 2, 1...

After a title snafu last week, we are back the the ORIGINAL 'DM While We BM.' From high school yearbooks, to bathhouses, Cat and Cassandra are fueled up on caffeine and sugar, and ready to party with our friends in Episode 3 of The Sopranos. We're taking about A LOT of naked bodes, so make sure you grab something to munch on. Come into our kitchen, we'll buy you a beer.

This week, we continue to follow the Italian crime family, The Sopranos. The Italians have given us 'the gift of their cuisine,' as we discuss gifts that perplex our neighbors. Livia continues to entertain us with her melancholy behavior, as we recall our scariest trip to the United Center that made us hold each other a little tighter than night. Cue the music.

We're back with Season 2 baby!!! New Decade, new show. We're diving deep into the world of The Soprano's this season, and celebrate Serbian Christmas together. We also found name for our new girl group, Fate's Bastard, that only sings Annie Lennox covers.

End of year, end of season! We recorded the last episode of 2019, at the same time we finished Season 1 of Sex and The City--wrapping up the season and the year all at once! Not only do we reflect on the SATC ladies and their end of season relationship status, we also delve into golden showers and the adventures of hair waxing; setting ourselves up for smooth start to 2020.

Love and Marriage...hold on to your bouffant, because we switched it up again this week! We dove deep into the life of the Bundys by watched their infamous banned episode from their third season. Sex sells, and some people weren't buying this episode...but we went all in! Today is Serbian New Year's Eve. Lets ring in the new decade with your favorite suburban schmuck...and your two favorite gabbing gals

When you go without something, how do you cope? Exercise, meditation, eating a whole pound of gummy bears? This week we watch Episode 11, 'The Drought,' and find out how the ladies survive without S-E-X. We also revisit our former lover, Blockbuster.

New location, new vibes! We recorded in a new space this week, with a new furry babe to keep up company. Follow us after our DAY OF FUN, as we dive into Episode 10, 'The Baby Shower,' and see who has already converted to the infamous and polarizing cult of motherhood.

This week, Cat and Cassandra have their first ever guest! They bring in their friend Erin and discuss Episode 9 of Sex and City. Also included are discussions of *NSync, men that are 'damn handsome,' and Greek heirs.

Sports! This week, Cat and Cassandra use are the sport references they know when discussing Episode 8 of Sex and the City, 'Three's a Crowd.' We also witness the birth of a new character study for Cassandra...Betty.

We left the four ladies at their brunch table, and join the gang at the Peach Pit. Cassandra and Cat watch the pilot episode of Beverly Hills 90210 for together for the first time ever! The cast, plot, and fashions are all new and we can't wait to dive in.

This week, Cat and Cassandra watch Episode 7 of the first season of Sex and The City, 'The Monogamist.' Continue with our drinking game as Charlotte finds 'the one,' and we discuss the best Insta video we've ever received.

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What are your 'Big 3' when looking for a partner? Charlotte shares her's, and so do we. Timothy Olyphant look-a-likes welcome. 'Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys' is the title of Episode 4 and Cat and Cassandra are here for it!

What happens when you see your friend's partner's genetalia?! Run and hide of course! Unfortunately, that's not what Carrie did and we discuss our possible reactions as well. Also, does being externally single as a heterosexual turn you into a homosexual? Join Cat and Cassandra as they explore Episode 3 of Season 1 of Sex and the City.

This week, the ladies dive into Episode 2 of Season 1 of Sex and the City, 'The Modelizer.' We fall in love with Sean Connery again, discuss who would be the best 'intellectual beard,' and the difference between putting out and pulling out.

This season Cat and Cassandra are rewatching the 90's HBO series Sex & The City. They will be discussing their hot new takes, reliving fashion and technology trends and babbling on about general nonsense. Start at Episode One and follow along from the beginning.