One and a Half Jews

Brought to you by Taintoos, the only tattoo specifically for your taint! In this holiday special, the guys put Santa on their naughty list, New Years Resolute, and discuss the question on everyone's mind this time of year: are charcuterie boards just fancy lunchables? Big shoutout to our boy Jaderade who produced this episode.

Did someone say season 2? That's right, your two (three) favorite people in the world are back after spending the past three months with a podcasting guru in the Himalayan mountains. Now knowing a dangerous amount about how to make a great podcast, they bring you this episode to make your ear drums orgasm.

The theme is the past, present, and future in what will be the last in-person recording before the guys go off to college. Former high school student and member of the “top house” at Wisconsin, Zach “Dr. Zaster” Silverman joins the pod to discuss college life and to help the guys find the “right vibe” when choosing parties and frat houses to join. It's been a good run so far, but we aren't even close to being done. Tune in.

The guys are back and so good it's scary. On this episode they rank their top five things they missed about sports, introduce a new segment in which they discuss the day's Daily Mail, and talk about the whole Joe Kelly/Astros debacle and the beauty of baseball's greatest unwritten rule, with Griffy providing his own story of when he was asked to throw at someone.

Liam Smart joins the show and exposes every colleges biggest secret: college kids are getting paid in cash and vape juice by faceless creatures. The guys rank their top five Joes of all time. In a new Master Debaters, Liam, Seth, and Griffy try to convince The Barn to join Liam's frat. Then they discuss no chawing in baseball this season and come up with some new names for the Washington Redskins.

In this episode, Seth names his beard class act but the guys tell him he must shave it if the podcast gets 50 listens. They rank their top five things to make the country feel somewhat normal again. Then Griffy and the Barndawg battle Seth in a new edition of Master Debaters, as they debate whether mayonnaise is good or bad. This episode is a good one, tune in. #fearthebeard

For the first time ever, the guys record in person. In honor of the birthdays of Barndawg and Griffy the guys rank their favorite birthday party activities from when they were kids. Chaos erupts when they discuss potential douchebag Jamal Adam's request to be traded and Seth and Griffy go toe-to-toe on another edition of Master Debaters.

The gang is back! Griffin talks about his new fundraiser while the Barndawg and Seth share stories from their trip over the weekend. They do douches and class acts, discuss new conspiracy theories, try their hand at British trash talk, and finish with a list of the top 5 fun PED users or cheaters in honor of the new ESPN 30 for 30 “Long Gone Summer.”

The guys start off with their douches and class acts of the day and then talk about where the sports world stands as of right now, with Coach O getting in shape for football season and Mike Tyson getting prepared for a potential comeback. They then discuss their favorite summer movies and finish off the episode with a debate of who the true DBU is in college football.

Michael Tomaso joins the show to talk about his new album, the major differences between past and modern athletes, and explain some intriguing conspiracy theories. The guys also discuss Cam Newton's surprising availability, the pros and cons of a potential Jamal Adams trade, and Scottie Pippen's “livid” reaction to his portrayal in “The Last Dance.” Tune in.

The guys recap “The Last Dance,” discuss Joe Burrow's transfer exactly two years ago, and rank the most annoying fan bases.

The guys introduce a new segment called douches and class acts, give an update on the MLB/NBA seasons being resumed, discuss the arrest warrant issued for two NFL players, and conclude with a list of their favorite coaches in history.

Barn's back from buying chickens and the guys deliver an impressive performance. They discuss “The Last Dance,” the world's douchiest sports, and debate whether February's Tyson Fury v. Deontay Wilder fight was even real.

The Barndawg is out buying chickens so the mysterious John Smith fills in for him. John and the guys then play Mom Or Not, discuss Griffin's new Tinder, talk about Instagram bots, break down Earl Thomas's orgy, and list the best Adam Sandler movies.

In this legendary episode, the guys discuss last week's airings of "The Last Dance," which somehow leads them down the rabbit hole of the circus, medieval times, and that giant fucking baby. Once they're back to earth, they discuss their favorite sports championships of the 21st century, a topic which leads to Seth's story of the first time he met an NHL player ;). The episode closes with the most intense debate of all time, as Griffin and Seth try to lure Sean to fandom of each of their respective colleges.

The guys take a more serious approach as they're joined by Peter Mullin: the genius behind the sneaker designing empire OPC Kicks. Peter tells the story of his company and offers tips and guidance for aspiring entrepreneurs, including the guys as they transition toward the life of business.

The guys discuss last week's episodes of “The Last Dance,” break down new threats to society (Murder Hornets and giant babies), contemplate the pros and cons of Antonio Brown potentially joining the Ravens, and talk Jews in sports.

Conspiracy theorist Larson Wood joins the show to talk dinosaurs, aliens, mermaids, rice, and cole slaw. The guys also discuss dream guests, baseball's new plan for returning, and rumors that Aaron Rodgers may want out of Green Bay.

Utility man Sean Barney joins the guys as they tell their stories and explain and how One and a Half Jews came to be. Sean, Seth, and Griffin each share their picks for what they would bring with them if they were stuck on a desert island and they discuss the new fat baby taking over the internet.

The guys sit down with their first ever guest, Alec Cabacungan, to discuss his work with Shriner's Hospital and his experience working with the NFL and other sporting networks. Griffin, Seth, and Alec share their takeaways from the NFL Draft and discuss their picks for biggest jerks in the sports world.

The guys go on Instagram live hours before the start of the NFL Draft to discuss the many rumors surrounding the event. Seth breaks down the importance of having a QB with a clean face, without moles or scares, *cough cough Drew Brees and Sam Darnold*, while Griffin contemplates whether he made the right bets on the draft. Although, whatever happens tonight, we can all admit that Jake Fromm is a terrible person on and off the field.

In this jam packed episode, Griffin and Seth break down Colin Cowherd's top 10 players in the NFL, share their initial reactions to “The Last Dance,” provide some ideas for outside-the-box quarantine activities, go over their picks for favorite sports movies, and share some expectations for tomorrow night's NFL Draft.

In the first episode of One and a Half Jews, Griffin and Seth dive into the complex and controversial world of douchebaggery, ranking the greatest douches of all time and douches necessities, while also learning something new about themselves. At the start of the episode, Griffin and Seth step into the world of podcasting as amateurs, but by the end they leave more experienced and determine a name for their show.