Perpetual Crisis - Neurotic Nonfiction with Suzy Henschel

In this wonderful episode, Suzy welcomes Portland vocalist and funny woman April Brown and they drink a lot and tell a lot of inside jokes. We don't care anymore.

After last week's hour plus of tales of ribaldry, how could we not deprive you of more sordid tales? This week Candace is back, recovering from a bad shoulder and medicated enough to openly discuss the insanity that was our youth. This one is definitely not for the faint of heart. But it's funny as F**K so there's that. ENJOY! And fear not, Candace will be back for a part 3 real real soon!!!!!

On this glorious podcast, Suzy welcomes her dear friend of 20 + years, Candace - who now lives in Indiana with her husband and two kids! They reminisce about past debauchery, many a dead show, many a house party gone wrong, bad acid trips and life in Palos Verdes.This one is definitely NSFW and part two will be even gnarlier. Seriously, we toned this one down. For the children.

This week, Suzy welcomes probably one of the most irreverent and funniest people she knows, Mister Graham Robert Jones. They discuss their random walk around a shitty part of Hollywood at 3am like 17 years ago after Suzy ate 400 cloves of garlic, ham wallets (listen to learn more), Missed Connections on Craigslist, mold, annoying comedians at the Comedy Store, how someone needs to sage Flappers, and of course, politics and more Woody. Tune in. Subscribe. ACCEPT THE PERPETUAL CRISIS.

This week, Suzy welcomes recurring guest Robyn Roth with mystical tales of vaginas, hormones, how Suzy thought this witchy Irish chick put a curse on her, Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, Woody Allen penis speculation (Suzy doesn't think he has one) and more vaginas. Happy International Women's Day/Week/Month/ETERNITY!!!!!

This week is a big old doozy. Suzy is drinking scotch at like 2pm because of her shitty day and it just goes downhill from there. We cover a lot, as always. Suzy's instagram fight with Hilaria and Alec Baldwin over their PR stunts and mystery infant. How she tried to order flowers to cheer herself up and got an arrangement of DEAD FLOWERS. You know,  stuff like that. We also talk about hormones, and the quarantine and the slow return to normalcy and get into a squinty eyed battle about Lindsay Graham. (Suzy thinks he's secretly a really fun gay man with a shoe collection).TUNE IN AND LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF.

It's an intense catch up with Lily Rains where we explore gender roles, kaiser rolls, kaiser permanente, mammograms, suzy's special stint on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and SO MUCH MORE. Tune in and love us for who we are.

This week Suzy has a heavy convo with our beloved guest Adam Lamb about car problems, Pam Dawber, The Night Stalker, Scotch, Botox, The Bachelor, Suzy's belated birthday, Valentine's Day and SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

This one is a treasure from the archives where Suzy and guest Scott Borden drink too much Scotch and talk too much about Bonnie Lee Blakely, Britney Spears, and Suzy's hatred of Don Lemon. AND SO MUCH MORE. Lots of slurring in this one folks. It's truly a treasure for the entire family!

This week Suzy welcomes Voice Over artist and animal lover Kirsten Seeger to discuss important things, like Cat Feceman (if you don't already know, listen and learn), the sex life of a double amputee and all the hurdles our Kirsten has overcome, how Suzy thinks Tom Hanks is creepy and ruined the Inauguration, Jon Bon Jovi's new chompers and seriously, SO SO MUCH MORE. Tune in and rate this majesty!

It's the last podcast before the Inauguration! To commemorate it, Suzy welcomes back actress, yogi, and cereal enthusiast Susan Louise O'Connor to discuss some important issues like: Smurfette being a slut because Papa Smurf was a bad father, the Night Stalker, Susan's multiple unicorn shirts, Britney Spears and her weird dance videos, pants vs. no pants, the spike in online sex toy sales and what we need to do to become influencers. Of course we discuss the inauguration and current events and a lot of other cool stuff, but deconstructing the smurfs is just as pertinent! Especially when it comes to Vanity Smurf. Tune in, subscribe, and leave a nice rating and comment dammit!

This week Suzy welcomes back the elusive quadruple threat Robyn Roth in a powerful discussion about how bad the Cats movie was, the new Corey Feldman Rock for America jam, all of this stupid political shit and of course Suzy thinks she has Covid AGAIN or is terminally ill from giving plasma. Ahhh things are starting to finally feel comfortable. . . . . .Ease on in and tell a friend.

This week Suzy welcomes back actor/writer/ all-arounder Scott Borden for a tepid report on life so far in 2021. She also learns that Jamie Foxx is not Redd Foxx’s grandson. BUT THEY BOTH SPELL THEIR LAST NAME WEIRD.

It's a weird Christmas for everyone this year, and this week we have Susan Louis O' Connor to share the holiday weirdness with us. We share our favorite holiday tunes and have morbid holiday discussions. Join us and rejoice and make that Hot Todd extra strong! Happy Holidays!

Today Suzy welcomes actress/singer/astrologer/writer/funnyperson/bestie, Robyn Roth for some chat about Astrology, what they're watching (since there's nothing else to do). Then Adam Lamb joins the fun to continue a years-long debate about the female anatomy and its capabilities. You gotta listen to find out more! But even if this podcast sucks, we still got Adam to admit he was wrong. Another small victory on the Isle of Quarantina!

On this OTHER very special episode of PERPETUAL CRISIS, Suzy welcomesActress, author, astrologer, black belt, tarot and i-ching expert, and many other things, Madam Josie Romero, to continue the Coronavirus discussion. Suzy eats an edible that's four times the usual strength and is on fire despite it being week two with a fever and this idiot virus. That's right. I called it an idiot virus. Wanna make something of it?

This week Suzy welcomes back Adam Lamb for an extended session of verbal abuse. Suzy has corona virus but after a few really rough days she is on the mend and tries to tell tales of her covid experience thus far while Adam just mocks her pain and suffering and calls her a super spreader. He also starts a podcast battle with fellow frequent guest Scott Borden. Mind her brain fog, it's part of the virus. A lot of other random stuff is covered because this is basically an hour and a half of ADD and verbal abuse. Enjoy! Please subscribe!Rate!Comment! STAYHOME!

This week we visit with Martin Matamoros, artists, singer, playwright, actor, musician, and general man of majesty. These two have been friends for a really long time (so long we don't want to age ourselves). Also, Suzy tells us where she's been for the past three years JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED HER. We also discuss the NXVIM cult and the magic that is Keith Raniere, therapy. Special guest star, Betty the cat. Also, Suzy tries to make Martin Stutter so she can have her own Stuttering John.

This week we visit with Scott Borden. He's a smart dude who is obsessed with Politics and covid and is nocturnal like Suzy, so they have really weird 4 am conversations. In this episode, we drink Scotch and talk a LOT of smack. Suzy tells us about how she's the worst person in her pottery class but she doesn't care and forces Scott to wear stem cell cream. Then they talk about Placenta. How could you not want to listen to this?

This week I welcome Lily Rains, actress and magical woman extraordinaire. This is a long one - we both woke up with a case of the f*ck-its and just gave up, made a drink and wore our jammies, and talked about a LOT OF STUFF. Listen. Follow. Spread the gospel.

This inaugural episode features the incomparable ADAM LAMB with whom we discuss the election, Melania's gine, Cynthia Nixon's fine, Shriners, Catheters, Keith Rainiere and that idiot Aly Mack and SO MUCH MORE. JOIN US AND GET WEIRD.