Petty Pollers

Not us being hella black on a black ass holiday... Oh wait it is us. Look at us educating, loving one another (if you watch this you'll know this is a lie), and being the baddies we always are. Let us march on til victory is won!

Yeah we are talking about all the NM relationships because they are valid. If you don't think so maybe you're just a little hurt that Justin cheated on you in 2018 with some girl named Janice and you think all men are trash.... which is valid in your assessment of men, but not in ethical non-monogamous relationships. I hope you heal. I hope you learn. I hope you tell your friends how we dragged some boy who obvi had a different name than the one we gave. Anyways byeheauxs!

Aye and it's on Monday again. I think I'm starting to get ahead of this whole schedule thing... Until next week when I conveniently forget. ANYWAYS BYEHEAUXS

Aye and this week you get a whole three, and with that we are all caught up! Anyways bye heaux

Aye finally there are not one, but a surprise two uploads today! I am a saint. You're welcome.

I may or may not have uploaded Petty nonbinary last week... with the video for the Petty Sims. You live. You learn. I'll continue to be perfect and post late. KTHNXBYE!

Aye, it's Monday so you heauxs know what that means. Absolutely nothing because I'm trash with the upload schedule and nothing gets done when it's supposed to. At least y'all getting something. Sit down, be grateful, and listen up heaux. OTAY BYE TTYL

Aye come join us in talking about how nasty people are. No like seriously. I saw some guy pull down his mask to sneeze into his hand and then he wiped it on his pants. Like fam you're gross. Are you or your loved one a yt person who showers without using a wash cloth... ahhhhh bb you need to do that. Anyways bye Heaux

Aye look there is a Podcast ep finally. Aren't you heauxs happy? I hope so :* Well I don't feel like typing so.... yeah bye heaux

Suck it bitches! I'm uploading on a Monday. Like the actual day this is supposed to be released! Sure it's late at night, but time is a construct and it's still Monday. Anyways I did forget questions so look out for 10 tomorrow. BYE HEAUXS!

AYe look I'm only two days late, which is basically on time. If you don't think so.... you know what to do. I'll be in Atlanta posted up ready to fight.

I finally am putting up the Petty Pandemic. I swear I'll think about uploading the next video on time, but if I don't I want y'all to know that I throw hands faster than you through shade.... so try yo mama not me Heaux.

Aye look at what I did. Basically a double feature/ Also I didn't edit this one or the previous so hopefully we didn't say anything I was supposed to take out. If I did mind your business and please be petty. BYE HEAUX

Oh shit this isn't Monday from like two weeks ago, huh? At this point do you believe we'll be consistent? No probably not, but you can come fight me if you can find me!

Uhhhh I'm not sure how i felt when i initially was supposed to upload this, but I know I was supposed to do it last week. Oh well It was worth it

Something about editing. How I'm too famous to edit my own work. I need an assistant. That takes free as a payment and doesn't ask questions. BLAH BLAH BLAH ByeHeaux

I was supposed to upload this last Monday, but you get a double feature and you should be happy. ANYWHO BYE!!!

Okay so you already know what I was gonna say so I won't say it. However just know I edited and Ion care what y'all or you mama thinks. BYE HEAUX

Aye first actual edited video/audio of 2021. Y'all should be proud of me. If you aren't I'll count you as a hater and you can fight me. Anyway I hope you all love love languages as much as we do. BYE HEAUX

So sadly the vid-yo was a little distorted for whatever reason so I couldn't salvage it. THe audio is bomb as always though so here is your... sorta video (audio because this is the podcast) for the week. ALSO WE GOT SOAPS, A HOLIDAY CARD, A GIANT AFRICAN LADY PAINTING, A KEY, AND A BOMB ASS WIG, GET INTO IT! YUHHHH OH ALSO SORRY ABOUT THIS SKIPS AND NO EDITING... it was the holidays

NO description this week because I'm tired of you heaux

This is the first video that I have fully edited without problem! I guess except uploading in a timely manner lol. Oh well I'm proud and you're ugly. Hope you enjoy the video. KTHNXBYE HEAUX

So let's just say I've been working on this video since 10. Let's also say my editing software was trash and it crashed 3 times. LETS NOT MENTION THAT I DIDN'T KNOW MY SOFTWARE HAS A FUCKING AUTO SAVE FEATURE THAT WASN'T AUTOMATICALLY ON..... Yeah, but at least I posted today. BYE HEAUX

Aye I edited. Even while getting my thanksgiving on. UHHHH. SO lemme tell y'all a story about how I made this seafood dressing and it SLAPPED. Not only did I fuck it up in the best way, but I also did a Brown Sugar Honey Garlic Salmon and a Butter Pecan Cheesecake..... and they too, SLAPPED. Oh wait this isn't the Thanksgiving episode that was last week LMAO. I hope you dressed well to listen to this episode BAY-BEE. BYE MUAH

I didn't do my usual edits this time because I spent 16 hours driving.... So kthnxbye!

I almost gave up editing this week because like my editing software cut out half way in. I know it seems like I complain about editing every week, but damn this was a lot... why don't you do it then or fight me! Anyways, This week is about porno movies. You know Keenan watching straight porn, Don getting caught in the public library, and BJ (MYSELF) being the amazing and angelic soul he (I) am and not knowing anything on this topic.

Guess what We forgot to talk about the election.... Like not really, basically we got off topic as much as we always do. I did however not fall asleep while editing though! SO YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL HONESTLY. Hope you guys like it and if you don't FIGHT ME HEAUX! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!!!

The video was blurry for the majority of the filming, but we did get our bomb ass costumes. This week we talked about all things spooky including your old wig that needs to be washed, your man's stale breath when he comes over, and the presidential election. Hope you enjoy... and if you don't oh well we are rich and you aren't. Keep Being poor.

I fell asleep editing this... twice. The things I do for y'all is amazing. It's wild that I'm literally a saint, for y'all, and here y'all are just not sharing the insta or podcast with y'all friends. We are looking at everyone who isn't @seslogan here. OH y'all should follow her btdubs. Oh shit rambling. I need to go take another nap. Ciao!

Hey petty pollers today's episode is a little heavy. We decided to not add any quirky things or edits (Also maybe because we are lazy and didn't feel like it) so that you get more of the content that you deserve. We hope that you all are well rested, well adjusted, and..... well hopefully the bad bitch (gender neutral) that we know you can be. Love you and see you next week.

Did I have to many mimosas yesterday to edit this and post it on the regularly scheduled day? Yes. Do I regret any of it? No. AM I STILL NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS? YES! Lol also new format. we are gearing up to turn this bihhhh into a podcast so The talk through of the convo will be video and you can catch the entire convo on a podcast.... when we figure that out. KTHNXBYE