Rolled Oats

Assassination! With the shocking reveal of a fresh murder to solve in addition to the mysterious mauling of Dean Dean D'Myhomeuniveristy, the crew buckles down and puts their investigative skills to the test! It's not exactly impressive. And to those at home who will be filled with indignant fury over our idiocy, the explorer's hat is called a Pith Helmet and sachet is pronounced sash-ey.Actors:Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/DMCooper Ryan as Captain FlintAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Titivation! The crew seeks out some much needed self-care and really takes the time to treat themselves to the finer things in life before attending the dinner party at MHU where they meet a very colorful cast of characters.Actors:Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/DMCooper Ryan as Captain FlintAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Invitation! The crew receives a curious message at sea from Elise' former employer, My Home University (MHU), convincing them to set sail for the illustrious institution. It certainly couldn't be a trap of some kind, right?Actors:Isaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/DMCooper Ryan as Captain FlintAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Absquatulation! (Okay if I'm being honest I found that word in a thesaurus and it looks absolutely ridiculous so I had to use it.) With only their wits, guile and an unregistered G.O.O.S.E. vehicle at their disposal, the crew must escape the wrath of an angry and ancient owl-bear while an unconscious Churro lies helpless in the backseat. Also, stick around for the second half of the episode to hear Caden clarify the mechanics behind his homebrew Tarot Warlock class. Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Contemplation! The crew dives into Kildare's past as they deliberate over what course of action to pursue in regards to the newly found child. Following the conclusion of this cogitation, a semi-avian avenger emerges to serve the crew their just desserts.Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoFight In The Shade - Alternate EndingsTo Life! (L'Chaim) - Joshua SpachtA Most Sinister Kind - Dresden, The FlamingoDrama Dee - Rhythm ScottAstral Journey - The RealistLe Rejouissance - Joshua SpachtWe Should Have Left - HillBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Intercession! The crew joins an action-packed, heart-pumping, adrenaline-filled (is that enough bad movie reviewer descriptors for you?) cart chase as they close in on their divinely determined target. They're going fast. And I'm sure someone is furious. What more do I need to say?Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoUnicorn Deathsquad - ThorrVoodoo Caravan - Cast of CharactersKeep Running - Major Label InterestGridiron - Kevin GrahamBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Re-provision! The crew faces their most difficult challenge yet; attempting to shop like normal people while dealing with a very friendly and accommodating shop-keep! Amidst offers of seemingly magical items, a few valuable treasures are found and acquired, though one may wonder exactly what such a well-stocked shop is doing out in the middle of nowhere...Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoTrue Crime Investigation - Rhythm Scott Großes Bier Größere Frauen - Isaac JoelBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Suspense! With the G.O.O.S.E. returned to a functional state, the crew bumbles their way through the forest on their way to complete Kildare's divine assignment. Their sojourn does not go unnoticed though and they make a few nocturnal nemeses along the way!Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoAsylum - Dresden, The FlamingoSneaker Smeaker - Avocado JunkieFreewheeling - Avocado JunkieCurious Case - Cody MartinThe Quiet Dark - Moments Moon Over Yanagidani - Cast of CharactersVoodoo Caravan - Cast of CharactersEdge of the Sea - Cody MartinBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Malfunction! After receiving a confusing and fragmented message from Kildare's patron, the crew is immediately beset by a new problem concerning the Ground-Oriented & Optimized Safety Explorer (G.O.O.S.E.). They attempt to enlist the help of three eccentric enthusiasts while quite possibly establishing their own chapter of a local cult. Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoHopscotch - AEROPLANESCasino Tarantino - Dresden, The FlamingoCuriously Funny - Rhythm ScottWicked Curiosities - Dresden, The FlamingoMallets of Mischief - Rhythm ScottTale of the Bard - Cody MartinRolling Thunder - Kevin GrahamSunset Cowboy - Ends of the EarthBahrain - Ian KeloskyBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Distraction! We were unable to create a full episode this week so please enjoy a collection of bits that were cut from the show for time. We will be returning to our regular uploads next week!Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Muffins - Dresden, The FlamingoCoo Coos - Dresden, The FlamingoImaginary Friends - Dresden, The FlamingoMushroom Island - Cast of CharactersTable Manners - Dresden, The FlamingoAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Contribution! Schmied presents her first round of creations for the crew, some of which seem... less useful than others. Kildare finds his powers becoming increasingly unreliable despite attempts to complete their mysterious mission. The crew also has an unexpected encounter with the law as they learn the responsibilities associated with their new toys from Schmied.Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoPalermo, Con Amor - Dresden, The FlamingoBusiness or Pleasure? - Avocado JunkieCaverns of Time - AEROPLANESEdge of the Sea - Cody MartinSonani - Isaac JoelTrap Rap Cowboy - BRASKOLine 'Em Up - Bright SeedBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Antagonism! The battle with the crew of the Bara-Cuda progresses, and old rivalries begin anew. Both crews dish out harsh words and harsher blows in their attempts to gain the upper hand. And despite Shade's flimsy attempts at becoming a better person, he is drawn ever more towards the alluring life of piracy and smuggling.Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoOutlaws - ThorrFreewheeling - Avocado JunkieA Hostile Encounter - HillHitman - HillLong Walk Home - Crack SkippyBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classicVisit Natwen Designs on Etsy and use 'ROLLEDOATS' at checkout for 15% off!https://www.etsy.com/shop/NatwenDesigns?ref=shop_sugg

Competition! Newly branded "Captain" Elise puts her leadership skills to the test as the crew discusses how to deal with the slowly encroaching pirate vs merchant situation. Will they be rescuers or raiders? Kildare suffers additional unexpected side effects, and Flint is given the very important task of guarding the ship. It totally wasn't just a convenience thing. Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoHome Run - Avocado JunkieCaverns of Time - AEROPLANESSuper Snap - Avocado JunkieMutiny On The Bounty - Third Age Keep Running - Major Label InterestDrums of the East - Rhythm ScottTitanomachy - Kevin GrahamAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Reflection! Captain Flint guides the crew through a structured peer review in the hopes that it will help the crew grow stronger together. Unfortunately they seem to enjoy roasting each other more than building each other up so the plan may have backfired a little bit. On the bright side, the ship is officially named! Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Augmentation! The crew meets the new resident of their freshly repaired ship and puts them to work immediately. Kildare expounds on the task he has recieved from his mysterious patron and the crew expresses their thoughts and concerns regarding this nebulous form of employment. We also get a quick peek back at Hoam Island following the crews departure.Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade Merrow/SchmiedAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoDrama Dee - Rhythm ScottSquare One - Avocado JunkieStygian - HillSneaker Smeaker - Avocado JunkieBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgePalermo, Con Amor - Dresden, The FlamingoAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Confrontation! As the crew wraps up their adventure on Hoam Island, one final obstacle lies in their way. Secrets are revealed. Lies are woven. Coconuts are STOLEN! Also I think some feelings are hurt, so there's that. (This episode has some audio recording issues so we will be extra careful in future recordings to prevent them from happening again, we apologize for the inconvenience) Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanVoice-Over Intro: Malyssa QuilesMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoThe Shakedown - Dresden, The FlamingoI Married Dracula (By Accident) - Dresden, The FlamingoIn My Country - Heartland NightsMusic Box - Stephen KeechMaster And Apprentice - Cast of CharactersDuck Dance - Avocado JunkieBelly Crawler - HillAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Introduction! As battle rages on with the mysterious pitcher plant (sort of a distant cousin to Audrey II), Kildare faces his own imminent demise! ...Again. But none of that matters even the slightest bit because in this episode we meet a true hero, someone you can always look to when hope seems lost, a paragon of pure valor. My dear listeners I present to you without further ado, the queller of chaos, the hero of Hoam, the eight-legged avenger: BIG WEBBY!Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoTo The Floor - Andrew StantonAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Tabled! In the midst of pitch combat, our crew locks into place dramatically, seemingly frozen in time. In that moment, a dapper and well dressed redheaded gentleman struts onto the field to take you the viewer's attention toward a table just off set. Seated there are our narrators, enjoying nice drinks and pleasant conversation over the topics of storytelling and roleplay- namely their opinions of character creation in a roleplay setting. Join them, won't you, for the pilot episode of Tabled, a round table discussion podcast on the topic of roleplay and all its nuance! Actors:Austin WrightCooper RyanIsaac KrestaCaden ZieglerEditor: Austin WrightMusic in this episode:Soul Salsa - King FlamingoAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Action! As the crew works to give Brett a helping hand they are opposed by an enormous plant creature inhabiting an old theatre. Combat ensues and acts of heroism and stupidity are abound!Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoInto The Fray - Cody MartinAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Consternation! As the crew moves in on Brett, a series of unfortunate events leads to everyone, vampires and mortals alike, to be shocked and amazed. There was also a nearby mongoose whose life was transformed by what they witnessed but it was off-screen so we don't get to hear that story. Yet. The crew also takes a moment to un-table some things that were previously tabled.Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoFeel My Pulse - Rhythm ScottMaster and Apprentice - Cast Of CharactersFast Approaching Mayhem - HillMystic Wind - Outside The SkyWayfinder - Cody MartinThrough The Mist - Third AgeBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeHopscotch - AEROPLANESAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Deliberation! After a semi-restful night in the lemur-occupied Thisvillage, the crew spends an inordinate amount of time discussing their next move. Many magical substances are discussed and shared, after which recent acquaintances are re-evaluated. Several plans are made, but none of them are executed. That's D&D for you!Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoJungle Rumble Drums - Rhythm ScottDrama Dee - Rhythm ScottEasy Goer - In This WorldIn My Country - Heartland NightsTrue Crime Investigation - Rhythm ScottMoon Over Yanagidani - Cast of Characters Narrow Time - Chelsea McGoughWitch Hunt - Dresden, The FlamingoAncient Kingdoms - In This World Amigos - Hola HolaAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Investigation! The crew stumbles into a village that hides a terrible secret, while uncovering some truths about the past of Hoam Island that create more questions than they answer. Kildare proves to be a pretty decent detective and also actually remembers details of things that happened more than 5 minutes ago. Wild.Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoDouble Oh Seven - Rhythm ScottSquare One - Avocado JunkieCurious Case - Cody MartinTwo Lives - Alice In WinterTurf - Bryant LowryJimmy Two-Shoes - Dresden, The FlamingoTable Manners - Dresden, The FlamingoAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.comContact Us: classicoatmeal@gmail.comInstagram: classic.oatmeal.productionsTwitter: @oatmeal_classic

Exploration! Following some questionable yet profitable choices made by Shade, the crew finally sets off to do something that might actually be considered heroic. However, they are almost immediately beset by problems as they scour Hoam island for clues regarding the disappearance of Garlet's husband Bread, I mean Brett, I mean Trestan. Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoEast West Stomp - Sounds Like SanderIt's Always Sunny - Dresden, The FlamingoToony - LibertyTropical Marimba - Rhythm ScottJungle Rumble - Rhythm ScottMaster and Apprentice - Cast of CharactersWar Dance - Rhythm ScottI Married Dracula (By Accident) - Dresden, The FlamingoMeasures of War - Rhythm ScottAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.com

Celebration! The crew gets everything together for the party and Hoam Village is ready for a night they'll never forget! Except Shade, I don't think he's going to remember a thing, someone should really talk to him y'know? Some of our protagonist's vices emerge as the night of debauchery ensues and all the while, danger lurks in the skies!Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoMushroom Island - Cast of CharactersA Most Sinister Kind - Dresden, The FlamingoHippo In A River - Rhythm ScottMaster and Apprentice - Cast of CharactersBack to Milos - MomentsJokes On You - Bryant LowryBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeWise Guys - Dresden, The FlamingoAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.com

Adjudication! The crew continues doling out solutions to the very serious problems that are plaguing their new acquaintances on Hoam Island. They deal with a culinary conspiracy, an under-appreciated altruist and... Vampires?! All while planning what may be the single most important social event of the season. This is the Catalina Wine Mixer folks! Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoBack to Milos - MomentsJokes On You - Bryant LowryBach: Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G Major - Joshua SpachtA Most Sinister Kind - Dresden, The FlamingoMild to Moderate Hysteria - HillImaginary Friend - Dresden, The FlamingoLooking Into Beauty - Cody MartinBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeLa Rejouissance - Joshua SpachtAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.com

Discovery! The crew finds what seems to be safe harbor on a strange island with even stranger people. Like, REALLY strange people. You won't see it coming at all. You'll know what I'm talking about. In exchange for some much needed repairs from these new acquaintances, the crew agrees to provide one of the most joyous and fulfilling services an individual can provide for a civilized society: Jury Duty! Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoHome Run - Avocado JunkieJokes On You - Bryant LowryWesley Swing - TituSWise Guys - Dresden, The FlamingoBill Murray - Dresden, The FlamingoA Real Go Getter - Dresden, The FlamingoPlastic Bottle Island - Rhythm ScottAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.com

Combat! The crew is ambushed aboard their own ship, but that doesn't stop them from chatting up their attackers as they counter with swashbucklery (totally a word) and magic. Shade falls into old habits while Kildare is horrified by new ones. Also, Arnold the piglet might be an elder god or something? I'll get back to you on that. Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):What Have I Become - HillIndivisible - Andrew StantonRoundhouse - Andrew StantonHuckleberry Moonshine Rag - Heartland NightsCuriously Funny - Rhythm ScottThe Menace - HillSilent Picture Stride - Rhythm Scott Unicorn Deathsquad - ThorrBlueridge Jig - Caleb EtheridgeMushroom Island - Cast of CharactersAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.com

Theft! Four inept nobodies have stolen-- *ahem* allegedly stolen a ship which was very nearly destroyed in the subsequent escape and following storm. Meet the crew as they try to save themselves from being arrested or drowned.Actors:Cooper Ryan as Captain Flint/DMIsaac Kresta as First Mate Shade MerrowAustin Wright as Professor EliseCaden Ziegler as KildareArnold the Piglet as HimselfEditor: Cooper RyanMusic in this episode (in the order it was played):Blue Monday - Kristian LeoTo The Floor - Andrew StantonImaginary Friend - Dresden, The FlamingoSons of Anne Harky - FantomsWicked Curiosities - Dresden, The FlamingoBach: Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G Major - Joshua SpachtMallets of Mischief - Rhythm ScottEast West Stomp - Sounds Like SanderWhat Have I Become - HillAll music has been legally acquired and used via Soundstripe.com