Roomie Babble

Elephant boobies. Alcohol? You're a figment of our imagination. Agriculture. She went fly-dying. Left pain. Shower-bath. I was in a moo!

Slurpin through a straw is pretty hard. Jeff Bezos beats Drew. A new Zelda Story and there were not enough Guinea Pigs at the Antique Store. Blenders Identity was almost stolen. Drew was kidnapped by The Church of Scientology. #FreeBritney Consent in all forms is important

Your legs are the oven legs? That is a full headed baby. I'm five two and three quarters according to Sesame Street. Cookie Cookie Cookie. Red flag! She turns into a bird!

Don't f*ck peas... or do... its up to you. Bathtub Chronicles Fly hunting and the circle of life Blender now works at Lows as a translator! Glenn walks wrong and speaks a little french while Drew eats far too many Pixie Sticks -Glenn, Blender and Drew

I farted. Nosey Magoo and the deer. Hi Edna! Me in a perpetual state of extreme panic!

He flew into space on a giant pen!s. They fly and then they walk and they piss me off. Like a barbarian! Is anybody here with us?--*cronch cronch* If I poop everywhere then that's everybody else's problem Are we real?

*We are BACK and we missed you Roomies! Truth be told we did not expect readjusting to work life "post COVID" to be so difficult. But we are here and ready to Babble!* Drew wants to be a dad. Glenn wants to hold his liver. Commitment- Run away! We're starting an Only Fans??? Blender's got fifty toes. We are all painfully single. You were pooing, I was booing.

*This is our Season Finale! Drew is flying so while we take some time to adjust to the new schedule we would just like to thank everyone who has listened to us babble each week. We'll be back soon!* Glenn the flying squirrel. The things that keep you awake at night. Forehead vs the back windshield. Glenn and Nala shared a moment. Football.

Am i one pound of cookie dough? Bailey was having issues. We try our hand at a couple impressions. I don't like the dictionary and I don't like mustard. The kitty's adventures. We Google ourselves.

*Disclaimer* This episode was recorded the Monday after the storming of the Capitol. We have always said that when you hang out with us, you get real conversations. This week is no different while we still have fun in the beginning and end of the episode, we do dive deeper into a conversation about politics, adoption, the foster care system and religion. These are our views and opinions and understand that this is not the end-all-be-all of these topics. With that we hope you enjoy this weeks episode. Peace out and Babble on.

The ghosts are making fun of us What is time? Interpretive speech (words are hard) She-we-we Her gasp had a gasp (breathing is hard)

Knock on your bread. Head over to our Facebook page to play "what color is that?" with us. Can you hear the ghost whispers? Hello my name is not Paul! It was nice to make friends

We have an ungodly amount of pillows Shifting realities. Tele-tubby for dinner Howl the potato It's a bag of saline— it's like $3

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your 3 favorite roommates! Our Christmas special is a cluster of funny stories and hilarious moments while we tried to decorate cookies! Love you all!

Face holes and Drew got bit by a vampire. Blender brought up Glenn's dead cat.... If I'm eating I can't be sad. Jared.... you have failed at the potato war. We wanted to say thank you to everyone who has listened this far and who have supported us! We are so thankful for you and you mean so much to us!

Clearly wee wee Baking and skanking and everything in between... bakery and bake off and we're all lost. We've gained back our normalcy...

Don't be ugly to people.... Just be kind to others... Glenn's mom, Zelda, called in randomly and Drew pees on the floor.

We get really really deep on this one. From politics to death and trying a dragon fruit in the middle of it all... we go through a lot. We were also joined by rogue_duchess_shewolf on Tiktok live adding to our roommate babble.

SOMEONE ALMOST KIDNAPPED OUR BLENDER!!!! "stop trying to fill the cracks with seasoning."

More babbling from the coolest roommates around.

Welcome to our first podcast episode! We babble about everything from working out to sex to the earth being flat all in one episode and so much more. This is just the beginning.

Come join us as we babble on about stuff and things. Here is a little taste of the many random things as episodes come out and our lives progress.