Roses and Brosephs: A Bachelor/Bachelorette Franchise Podcast

TBH Peter and Madi deserve each other. To be a man, you must be as swift as the coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as f**k, all while being unreadable, dishonest, and untrustworthy. At least that's what Peter thinks manhood is before his final pick tells him AWF.  We're here for the 'silent car-ride home' that is Peter's family. Barb's character arc has been so wide in such a short time-frame. Where is Jack? Honestly, where...again...is MIKE?!? Anyway. Clare drops by, and I can finally relax, knowing that the next season of the Bachelorette will be nothing short of extraordinary.  Everyone, take a nice long break because we are D O N E until The Bachelorette airs!!!! Many many thanks for your support this season.  Please rate and subscribe --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Hannah Ann loves you with all of her heart. Don't let her go. Don't let her go. Bring her home. Bring her home to us. We will welcome her with open arms, we will welcome her with all of the love in the world. She's a dream come true and god has placed her here for you. That’s what loves stories are made out of.” - Pimp C. JK it was Barb. This truly is one of the most dramatic seasons we have ever seen. Time to finally find out what they've worked so hard not to "spoil." At the cost of the quality of the show. NOICE.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Sometimes you just have to give an ultimatum without knowing what an ultimatum means. The Bachelor and Sister Wives go through an awkward FS week as they navigate through the same living space, and go through some more Bachelor Nation firsts. It gets weird, people. As we get closer to the end of the season, let us be thankful that there are only two more Mondays of this cacophony remaining. Thanks for stopping by! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

4 women, 3 hometowns, 2 many chances, and 1 bachelor

Kelley, regardless of what happened in the episode, is the all-time G for how she handles herself. Give her a round of applause, and yourself one as well for being this far into the season without going crazy. Husband and I are still boggled as to how Peter has kept a few of these birds, and we can't wait to see who Barbara is WAILING about near the end of the episode. The Oscars are over, Barb. Bong-Joon already got all the awards. We get some one on ones, call ABC out on their contrite-ness, and rant about our favorite franchise as usual. Love ya guys, thanks for hanging out with us week to week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

As mentioned, we were going to try and bring you lovely people one episode, but there was just too much to cover. This episode is sponsored by Kleenex and Telenovelas, especially since crying gets you kept on this show . Kelley was the MVP of this week in our eyes. Now that some of the more...dramatic...contestants are gone, we look forward to getting to know the more viable ones. Cheers to next week's single episode (eye-roll to ABC) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

This week was a doozy of dramaaaaa. Listen to the husband and wife try to piece this together without going insane. Thanks ABC for taking everyone's weeknights hostage. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

A lot can happen when an estranged contestant receives access to the internet. And assumes everyone in the house "already knew." There's some shaaaady business this week coming from some of the girls and Peter himself. ABC, is this your King? LOL We truly have never seen the house gang up on the lead in this fashion, this early. My goodness. Anyway, thanks for stopping by for another week of the same ass drama...we're collectively looking forward to the Costa Rica debacles next week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

We start off the episode with more champagne tears, false bullying accusations, and not much else other than some pretty dumb drama. Let’s get rid of some more girls so we can get back to the right reasons. Cheers - J and W --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Fashion bug galore. One of the contestants wins an exorbitant amount of Mary-Kate and Ashley-esque fast fashion. Not mad at it. As always there are tears and someone forgets to talk to the lead instead of crying their eyes out to everyone else. Thank you for making it through the premiere last week and the Hannah drama this week. #blessed --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Where is Mike? Anyway, we’re here to make sense of the ruined mascara that was Night One. Thank you for joining us for season 24. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

First off, we want to apologize for the tardiness of our upload. Switching from Mac to iPad on GarageBand is no simple task! Here are our thoughts on the finale. Again, why is Peter the bachelor? Does ABC not have a ”boring” radar? Did all the money go toward’s Connor’s hotel in the last episode? Why were Clay Nicole cut of the whole show? And why are we hearing more from people who went home on their first day there, then people who were there the whole season? So many questions we probably won’t get answers to. We made drinking game rules and we will be taping our eyes open in January for Peter’s impending boring season. Thank you for another great spinoff, team. Cheers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

First and foremost, take today to remember our loved ones and all who were impacted by 9/11.

We would rather be at home with our dogs too, Haley. Angela comes in, I an proud of her for handling paradise like a G. Clay ain’t sh!t, and we see what happens when you let your insecurities get the best of you. Matt Donald is on the wrong show, someone gets a baby-faced visitor, and we are still impressed with whoever the new editor is. Cheers to the penultimate week. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Lots happened this week, first of all why the f$&@ is Peter Weber The next Bachelor? ABC, are you trying to get your fanbase to go to sleep during the show? Honest question. ANYway, Dean is unsurprisingly very good at ruining birthdays, and girls' self esteem, Kristina is playing the long GAME, Tahzjuan is unbearable, and we are disappointed in JPJ’s actions. Thanks for stopping by this week, friends. Cheers to Chris and Krystal!

Who didn’t Blake meet at Stagecoach? ☕️

The kiddos are hungry for bloodshed and drama on this beach. They egg on some fights, and more one-night departure dudes show up. I explain to my husband why they don’t measure up to Grocery Store Joe fame. Jordan spills and drinks tea left and right, Chris Harrison can take even more vacation, and so many pots calling the kettle black you’d think this was Willam Sonoma. Enjoy!

Welcome to Speedo beach. Where we find out that Blake is not who Bachelor Nation thought he was, Cam is just as dreadful, and surprisingly no one wow’ed us with a costume this season. Annaliese oversteps her boundaries ten times quicker than I assumed she would and I show my husband what happened on last year’s paradise. Press play to hear our thoughts, opinions, and as always thanks for stopping by! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Prospector Jed really screwed the pooch this time. What more is there left to do other than turn off your Instagram comments? Hubs and I recap both nights of the finale and talk about what’s to come with the franchise. We WILL be here for the BIP drama and cannot wait to share the cacophony with you. Thanks for sticking with us this season. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Even in his absence, the show finds a way to make everything about Luke P[upils]. Bachelor and BIP Auditions will never be the same. As always, thanks for tuning in! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

This is fantasy suite week. Who will go home? Who will brazenly offend Hannah? Outfits, craziness, WHERE was Chris Harrison? Anyway, thank you for listening. Cheers to getting through this season together.

We journeyed alongside Hannah B for Hometowns week. Listen for a spoiler-free review of tonight’s events, lots of crying parents, ironic comparisons, and some more rule changing. Thank you for listening!

We are just as confused as that title is. How on Captain Planet’s green Earth is Luke still around? Who the heck is the Bachelor out of these guys? Towards the end we address some of the crazy hate Hannah B has been getting. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

This episode was one big black bar of disappointment. The guys, for the most part, have not taken Hannah’s repeated advice to stay in their lanes. Also, a sneaky Good Morning America clip...we wonder who will be on [update: it was underwhelming at best]. Thanks for stopping by!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Goodness gracious. We just can’t seem to get rid of Luke P and it’s baffling. The newlyweds talk about the problematic behavior as a whole and there are some spoilers near the end when we discuss what will happen on Bachelor in Paradise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

So I am no longer a bachelorette, which would explain my brief absence. I do apologize for this! I am back, and this time with my lovely husband to unpack all of the bs these boys are tossing about. The boys argue. Hannah could not care less. We’re Here to make everything digestible for you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support

Hello new friends! Welcome to my first ever podcast episode! I have been a long time fan of the bachelor/bachelorette franchise…The first episode and season that I ever saw were from Emily Maynard’s. I used to watch religiously with my mom, and now I watch through suspicious eyes as I make fun of and embrace the ups and downs that go along with each bachelor journey. Stay tuned as I recap for you hopefully every week, and thank you for stopping by. Much love - J. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rosesandbrosephs/support