Sagittarius – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Sagittarius I'm not sure the Summer season could start with a better combination of celestial influence! Yes my fierce Archer, missions are A GO. But slow down and toke time to read the writing on the cannabis package. A green light mission doesn't mean the month will be filled with burning big blunts and smoking your enemies. Be mindful of your strategic nature stoner Sag. Toke time to contemplate your moves with brief smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Blunt force is not the only method to win the day. This month especially will utilize all your strategic skills on the terrestrial battlefield. Throughout the month make sure you have a travel kit of smoking supplies for brief solo smoke sessions. Keep the mood light, and the sacred connection with your cannabis copilot consistent. You are a warrior within the stoner Zodiac. Although you may have cannabis comrades in arms by your side, the responsibility of your actions, and your plans, will always fall on your shoulders alone. The universe supports you in your contemplative missions this month stoner Sagittarius. By the final decade of June, these independent minded missions will dissolve into a more communal phase of existence. Once again, keep your bowl burning sessions on the lighter side of the cannabis spectrum. Go too deep during this phase, and you might catch the feels. This month has it all for the stoner Archer!  Cosmically enhanced solo missions.  Strategic contemplative actions.  And even smoke circle camaraderie.  What a time to be alive.

Stoner Sagittarius, as we enter into peak Spring, the birds are singing, the buds are blooming, and the sweet scent of sinsemilla fills the air. Of course, you should stop to smell the roses, and to smoke your favorite kind of flowers, but you should also pay attention to the growth of your financial greens this month. Stoner Sag, avoid getting your head stuck in the clouds. If you keep yourself grounded, and focused on tangible goals, you will have amazing opportunities. Perhaps expansion of your finances, and maybe even elevate your position both on and off the clock. The time for waiting is over my steady stoner Archer. The time for doing is now! Apply for that promotion you know you're qualified for. Or, take the leap, and switch to a job where your creativity can help you advance in your career, and where your passions will help you earn your paycheck. If you do choose to blaze new trails stoner Sag, try to keep the pipe at home, and keep your work grind ganja free. At least in the early days of this transition. A cosmic haze will hang in the air most of the month and can result in misunderstandings among even the closest partners-in-chronic or four-twenty friendly coworkers. So, keep your mind clear while on the job. You don't want any other factors disrupting lines of communication. Remember stoner Sagittarius, when it comes to manifesting your dreams into reality: You can wish for them to come true, or you can work to make them happen. One will get you there much faster. Breathe easy stoner Sagittarius, it won't be all work and no play in May. When the weekends hit, grab your travel pipe, and your favorite recreational reefer, and hit the open road. Summer is quickly approaching, and the many stoney trails you will blaze all begin with a single puff.

Stoner Sagittarius, with the Full Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will experience a spark of inspiration and energy that will keep your spirit blazing throughout April! Although it will be up to you to keep your stash jars filled with good greens and the frostiest nugs, one thing you can count on is that good times and ganja vibes will be in no short supply. If you are a single stoner Sag, and there is an old flame you want to reignite, or a new romantic prospect you want to spend more time with, April is the perfect season to fire up a bowl together, and find out if the feeling is mutual. And if you already have that special cannabis companion to share that sacred smoke with, then April will be an emotionally fulfilling and fiery month for sure. Stoner Sagittarius, during this period when we talk about the economic grind, know that it doesn't strictly pertain only to your time at work. You will easily rise above all expectations of your job, so right now your focus should be on the activities after you clock out for the day. Roast up at the river my smokey Sagittarius. Fire up your favorite flower out in the meadow, or light up at the lake. Any day you are able to spark up outside of the house will be a day well spent. Be confident my ambitious Archer that no matter how high you aim, you are sure to hit your mark in April. Know that when you are done puffing and playing out in Nature, you can return to your stoney sanctuary for a more relaxing smoke session to get some rest before the next chapter of your endo-adventure!

Stoner Sagittarius it's been a while since your true nature was able to stretch out unbridled on the terrestrial plane. As much as you appreciate internal strategizing and building a plan, your core drives are out campaigning in the wild unknown. This month will not satiate your internal desire, but it will continue building toward that end. Be prepared early in the month for communal smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle. Stock the sacred treasure chest of cannabis with varied species and delivery methods. The recent past has been filled with internal missions with your cannabis copilot. Now internal sacred meditative strategizing smoke sessions will turn toward intel gathering amongst the ganja gang. But be forewarned my stealthy Archer: Remain rooted to your own domain or within verified safe spaces. Universal influence surrounding outbound adventure remains obscured with inauspicious darkness. Cosmic favor leans toward intelligent smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle, but do so only in verified, comfortable, guarded spaces. This premonition has a double meaning as the month progresses. What may appear to be intel gathering on a personal level for future adventure, will morph into strategizing for missions in the business sphere. I appreciate you long for the action of battle my fierce Archer. But no great garden of victory grew without a contemplative placement of well sewn seeds. Yes stoner Sag, adventure is coming. As with the internal medicated meditative smoke sessions in the recent past, this month is a natural progression supported by cosmic design toward the ends of your true purpose. Wow, it must be heavy to be you.

Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts? For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don't miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path. You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need. While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you. My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses. Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don't spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

It's the holidaze stoner Sagittarius! For many this means sharing good food with good people, and kind buds with our closest cannabis companions. And for some, it means a time for giving gifts to their family and friends. Stoner Sagittarius, if you are the gift giving type, or are feeling particularly generous during this time … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Sag you are a bold hunter and master strategist.  As such you know when it is time to embark on the terrestrial plane with mission goals, and when it is time to hold up and contemplate your universal instructions.   The hunt is much more successful with proper planning.  The November time period will be … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step?  That positive vibration in your bow tension?  You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason.  The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October. Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month.  There is … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison.  You are filled with anxiety and anticipation.  Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you.   Finally the car reaches the top of the climb.  There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge. Acceleration, euphoria, and … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so.  So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory! The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight. Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience.  Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month.  Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits. My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow.  My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision.  Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  The key to this month will be feeding the … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius this month you can light up and leave your worries behind. April will be nothing but smooth hits and smoke filled days. The temperature is slowly going up, and so are your positive vibrations. Hit the road and share these good vibes with all your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts whose path you cross. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius the late great Bob Marley told us, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” So my stoner Archer, spark one up and settle in, this month will start out with an introspective influence. As the month marches on, the cosmos will open the doors for fun within the personal sphere.  … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

The waiting is over stoner Sagittarius! You finally get to say goodbye to 2020, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney adventure. Although you might be excited and feeling optimistic at all the opportunity and potential the new year holds, you should proceed with deliberate and calculated intent. You may be ready … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

It’s that time again stoner Sagittarius. Time to slow down, light one up, and look back on the year gone by. The holidays can be busy, and for some, a stressful season. For you, stoner Sag, it will be a time to relax, reflect, and recreate with your favorite pieces, people, and fresh ground greens. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Take a deep breath stoner Sagittarius:  Inhale the sacred herb, and exhale the remaining tension you’ve been holding onto.  It’s been a long and winding road the last few weeks for you my bold Archer.  It’s taken extra effort and determination to navigate the torrential storms that have been the backdrop to your terrestrial travels.  … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius you’ve spent the last couple months paying your social dues.  Of course you genuinely enjoyed all those hazy moments with your cannabis companions:  Seeking out secluded smoke spots, and reminiscing on past cannabis infused adventures.  So it’s okay if you switch it up, and slow your roll for October.  You don’t have to … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius it’s been said, “Love is all you need.”  The good news is during the month of September, there will be an abundance of good vibes and good people.  Sometimes you will be the friend with a fresh bag, big enough to pack bowls for everyone in the smoke circle; and at other times, … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius sometimes it’s good to go with the flow – to ride the cosmic channels to wherever they lead you.  August is not one of these times.  It may sound nice to float lazily along the river of life, but you will run the risk of being taken through rougher rapids than you’d like.  … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius be ready for cosmic waves of positivity in July.  Although these waves are brief in nature and timing, they are voluminous and impactful.  But your keen cannabis enhanced third eye will be required this month.  Every wave has a peak and a trough just like every bowl that is half packed is also … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will be full of frosty nugs and toasted buds.  However, without the right herbally enhanced third eye vision, friends and foes, obstacles and triumphs, could all be cloaked like a blurry mirage.  June is destined to start out on the right foot.  Toke time for a celebratory smoke session … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius this month will truly define who you are as the Archer of the Zodiac.  Cosmic support will free your terrestrial travels to match your internal desires.  But make sure there are more than just arrows in your quiver.  In May, you will be slinging frosty dank nugs along with those darts. Yup, it … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius April may prove to be an uneven period, even if you feel balanced.  It’s not the confidence in your step that may need adjustment, but the very ground you walk on.   The good news is you have allies to help you navigate this shifting landscape.  First, invoke the magic properties of the sacred … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius you are a sunbeam flying through our cosmic reality.  In February you will see yourself as this special beam of light, and begin to act with more confidence and direction. Toke time early in the month for a contemplative deep medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  This cerebral meditation should focus … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius a common refrain currently spreading through the masses is the idea that the future is bright.  Think of the clarity this year will bring with positive illumination. It is the year of 2020 vision after all! Unfortunately for you, the month of January is set to start out with a haze. Cosmic smoke … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius universal appreciation comes through positive cosmic winds in December.  What a wonderful way to end 2019, right? However, the welcome news of universal positive influence comes with requirements. How do you receive blessings if you don’t know what you want?  Now is the time to dive deep with your inner self to contemplate, … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius there are cosmic storm clouds in the forecast for November. However, with a cool head, calm mind, and kind heart all stoner Archers should make it through the month with quivers to spare. At many moments during November you will feel like you are wrapped up in the cosmic storm. However, the planetary … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius the universe is sending a welcome love letter of bright energetic influence in October. Yeah, I’ll smoke to that! The second fall month could be seen like running through fields of budding cannabis trees. So many wonderful plants, you will want to harvest them all. But you can’t stoner Sag. The key to … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius kick on back as the seasons change, September is sure to be a positive month. The current planetary alignment ensures social energy will be high. Be sure to avoid those sacred strains that make you paranoid within crowded spaces. Self confidence and sure footing will be required among fellow toking terrestrial astronauts in … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Hurry up and get out of your own way stoner Sagittarius. August could be filled with full bodied smoke, fun energy, and exciting adventures; but only if you allow it. Cosmic influence will support bold exuberant energy from the stoner Sag. With the right blend of self confidence and discipline, there is nothing you can’t … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August → The post Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Sagittarius the second summer month will be a bright and fortunate period. Hey buddy, just in time for that summer sun. Stay hydrated and enjoy an abundance of summer smoke sessions. Your sacred herbal prescription for July is wide open. All strains of the sacred herb are available for you to meditate with. However, … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Let's get ready to stumble stoner Sagittarius! A phrase like topsy-turvy is nonsensical with no succinct definition, but we all know what it means. The month of June will bring this jumbled colloquial phrase to bare for the stoner Sagittarius. It describes perfectly the unstable ground you can expect to navigate during this time. While … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will bring an all encompassing shower of positive cosmic support. Dude, pretty cool right? Your mission will be to puff puff pass this shower of positivity to your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The universe works in strange ways. Often there will be no road signs marking the path to positivity. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

The second month of Spring will be an active and bright period for the stoner Sagittarius. However, don't be blinded by the positive light; dangerous moments or obstacles will certainly require engagement. A contemplative stoner Sagittarius will break through negative dangers to positive paths. Put on your stoner thinking cap Sag. Ignorance will truly be … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

Stoner Sagittarius the boisterous and shaky tribulations of last month are far behind you. The cosmic alignment for March supports positivity and progress. Early in the month, grab your favorite strain of the sacred herb, and toke a moment to appreciate the splendor of the universe. See our world high above the terrestrial plane and … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

Stoner Sag there is no need to be alarmed, but it is advised you enter into February paying close attention to the windy roads ahead. You are entering a period of slight uncertainty; one where negativity is likely to cause noticeable tremors. If you plant your seeds strategically in solid soil and let your roots … Continue reading Sagittarius February 2019 →

Stoner Sagittarius planetary influences have added a turbocharger to your cosmic mission this month. Your quest for spiritual growth and knowledge will be assisted by the stars. Keep the stash jar full and ready; this month is sure to be a wild ride. The stars have aligned to give you a great boost in energy … Continue reading Sagittarius January 2019 →

The stoner Sagittarius should be relieved to hear that the end of the year should be low stress. Trouble should stay at bay, that is, as long as you don't go looking for it. So rather than charging out with a stick to poke trouble, let slow and low be the tempo of December. “Only … Continue reading Sagittarius December 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius don't be alarmed if you feel a surge of newfound energy! New planetary allies shine down on you this November to give you an extra boost. With this newfound cosmic support, multi tasking should be a breeze. So strike that poised archer pose from the tree-tops with a pipe blazing in your hand. … Continue reading Sagittarius November 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma's good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way. … Continue reading Sagittarius October 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius, although summer is winding down, you should expect the first month of fall to be nothing but blue skies. Better yet, the universe is not plotting your sinister demise. This means you won't have to watch your back. You can focus one hundred percent on the road ahead. Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius, avoid … Continue reading Sagittarius September 2018 →

It has been said many times before, so it is nothing new to say, “life is like a garden…so dig it.” Nonetheless, this will be your truth this July, Stoner Sagittarius. You will notice a plethora of positivity emanating in both your personal and work spheres. While you might be surprised by this good fortune, … Continue reading Sagittarius July 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed … Continue reading Sagittarius June 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius, you always want to strive for better, but this month is not the time for trailblazing or straying too far off course. It is advised you stick to what you know, and work to excel in familiar territories. As long as you remain attentive to whatever task is in front of you, unnecessary … Continue reading Sagittarius May 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds.  This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this … Continue reading Sagittarius April 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure. Early in March the first … Continue reading Sagittarius March 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius the month of February will be full of bright opportunities. As with much of life, it's what you make of these opportunities that will reveal how the story ends. Sometimes the opportunity passed leads to the best outcome. Something to think about with that 10mg edible gummi early in the month. Let's think … Continue reading Sagittarius February 2018 →

Stoner Sagittarius, as you welcome the New Year, it will be important that you do not forget to finish old tasks. With all the exciting potential a fresh start can bring, you don't want to leave current projects unfinished. Especially undertakings into which you have invested a great deal of resources. After you finish any … Continue reading Sagittarius January 2018 →