The Bedtime Beat

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This is a shallowly insightful and savagely irreverent amalgamation of thoughts on the internet.


    • Jun 28, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 15 EPISODES


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    Good Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 77:17


    This week we talk about the state of Louisiana and it's love of rain, a smorgasbord of military things, and call out ESPN for being hacky sellouts. In this installment of the Bedtime Beat, Ben is joined by the great and powerful, Ryan Good via Discord to go full American to touch on Beer, Guns, Football, and Freedom more or less... Intro Song: Rave in the Grave - Redzed Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Self Control

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 67:25


    This week we convene a support group for down bad individuals, talk about the similarities between Islam and Mormonism, and expectations for the Mayweather v. Paul fight. In this installment of the Bedtime Beat, Ben is joined by the Loose Cannon of H-Town, Kanon, the PogChamp of Missouri, Jarren, the long-time, first-time, Perez/Zucero, and new guest Kike* Medina via Discord to go all-in on tier lists for fast food and soda. Intro Song: Rave in the Grave - Redzed Outro Song: Outro - M83 *Spanish nickname for Enrique

    *Autistic Noises*

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 110:32


    REEEEEEEE!!! This week we workshop a TV show called Blazing Sandals, "Out Da Hood" a board game for real ones, and Bigfoot hunting. In this installment of the Bedtime Beat, Ben is joined by the Loose Cannon of H-Town, Kanon and the long-time listener, first-time caller, Perez via Discord to discuss Autism IN SPACE!!! Intro Song: Rave in the Grave - Redzed Outro Song: Outro - M83

    SHEEEEE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 72:41


    Respectfully, SHEEEEEE.. This week we figure out who is in Paris, how to shoot pool with big women, and elaborate on the gayness of self-fellatio. In this installment of the Bedtime Beat, Ben is joined by the Missouri PogChamp, Jarren and the Loose Canon of H-Town, Kanon via Discord to discuss what makes us feel old. Intro Song: Rave in the Grave - Redzed Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Red Tiger Dick Pills

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 65:19


    This week we look into ordering pizza to a drug deal, diamond hands with relation to the Moon, and announcing that this podcast is officially woke to avoid any cancellations. In this installment of the Bedtime Beat, Ben is joined by the Missouri PogChamp, Jarren and the Sunshine Redneck, Curtis via Discord to launch our new business initiative focused on helping the dawgs stay hard in the bedroom. Intro Song: Rave in the Grave - Redzed Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Spring Cleaning

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 68:36


    We are kicking off Season 2 with riveting talk of where to get the best fast food chicken sandwiches, UFC 259 talk, and how to use cancel culture to defeat terrorism. In this installment of the Bedtime Beat, Ben is joined by returning guest and Missouri PogChamp himself, Jarren via Discord to give insight on what he is willing to do for 2.5 million in cash. Intro Song: Rave in the Grave - Redzed Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Bonus Content 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 61:21


    The first Bedtime Beat Bonus Content which is chock full of Ben and Jarren riffing about cars, conspiracy talk, and Operation Paperclip. Intro Song: Paul Revere - Beastie Boys Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Return of the Cast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 65:44


    We scoff at consistency here at the Bedtime Beat but we have returned yet again to talk sports, beer, and cars. Ben is joined by friends Jarren and Curt this week to set the record straight on a multitude of topics. Intro Song: Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Apocalypse and How!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 64:33


    DISEASE! As the country takes time to socially isolate themselves from reality, Ben and Cody sit down to sound off on how they would prep for a looming doomsday, ponder whether they would be hoes if they were females, and answer the question of whether it is better to be feared or loved by all. Some Jackies were harmed in the making of this production so get your jammies on, snuggle up, and enjoy! Intro Song: Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Return of The Red Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 74:57


    The Red Head has graced the cast once more in this week's Coronavirus-charged episode! To make up for the missed uploads the past few weeks, Ben and Cody introduce several new segments such as Would You Rather?, explain why Dr. Oz is no better than the former soviet leader of the NKVD, and address the pandemic sensation sweeping the nation... the Kung Flu! Stay tuned and a grab a couple Jackies! Intro Song: Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival Outro Song: Outro - M83

    The Massholes Strike Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 110:11


    After a weeks hiatus and some light recording issues, the pod with the MOST cast is back! Today Ben is joined by our special guest, Mason, to talk about the bad rep Massachusetts gets for driving, why Jesse Eisenberg deserves to enter the Dick List, and the future viability of going to the movies in the Age of Streaming. SPOILERS FOR THE MANDALORIAN and we hittin Jackies tonight so enjoy! Intro Song: Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival Outro Song: Outro - M83

    The Sober Cast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 71:50


    This week we bring you the power of TECHNOLOGY! Today Ben and Cody keep it one-on-one to talk about modular phones, the evidence for a multiverse, and introduce the Dick List. Intro Song: Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival Outro Song: Outro - M83

    The Love Bug

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 82:02


    We are back this week with the Bedtime Beat Valentines Day Special! Our special guest, Ashley, joins us today to talk about the patron saint of epilepsy, the freezer section of Albertsons, and blood diamonds. Grab a Jackie and enjoy!  (Not sponsored by Jack Daniels... yet!) Intro Song: Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival  Outro Song: Outro - M83

    Tardigrades

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 94:00


    Ah shit, here we go again. Our special guest, Kanon (@WhoIsKanon), joins us today to talk about pussycats, simulated ball sacks, Professor Hulk and water bears. Grab a Jackie and enjoy! ;) Intro Song: Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival Outro Song: Outro - M83

    The Intro

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 63:26


    The inaugural Bedtime Beat podcast. We talk about deep sea creatures, masturbation, and Punxsutawney Phil. Enjoy ;) Intro Song: Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival Outro Song: Outro - M83

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