The Elevator Pod

It's the rodents with the symphonic bubonic I really wanted that to rhyme. This week we tell the age old story of a rat and human saving the world with the power of nice clothes Find us on Instagram or Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an email at theelevatorpod@gmail.com. All links can be found at linktr.ee/elevatorpod The Elevator is hosted and produced by TTPM

In this week's episode we see the return of Beatrice and Dr. Wartworth as they help a very rich man cure his son of his obsession with sexy legs Find us on Instagram or Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an email at theelevatorpod@gmail.com. All links can be found at linktr.ee/elevatorpod

Egg. Find us on Instagram or Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an email at theelevatorpod@gmail.com. All links can be found at linktr.ee/elevatorpod The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

Journey with us to that most ancient of eras: the one where Nicki Minaj was the matriarch controlling the world by strangling the BBL supply, where one brave young lady goes on a great and epic and well thought out adventure to rise us against Queen Nicki as she becomes...thee Stallion Find us on Instagram or Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an email at theelevatorpod@gmail.com. All links can be found at linktr.ee/elevatorpod The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

This week we hit peak exhaustion and then told the story we were always destined to tell: A story all about the gay love and betrayal of a three headed capitalism dragon. That's literally all the detail I can give because there isn't a single thing I can say that isn't a big, huge, and important spoiler for the whole entire episode. Find us on Instagram or Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an email at theelevatorpod@gmail.com. All links can be found at linktr.ee/elevatorpod The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

We finally hit the 13th floor so you know what that means. BOO! It's time for some spooks. We ended up writing a story about our deepest fears: Asylums, needles, and birds. Also cake was involved, could you even believe it? Find us on Instagram and Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an e-mail at theelevatorpod@gmail.com The Elevator Pod is hosted by TTPM

This week we did a Wiki Roulette, could you even believe it? It managed to then, eventually, become a heartwarming story of love between a human dude and another human dude except one of the human dudes is from a civilization that was driven unground generations ago. There is also a wacky and fun witchdoctor. Not a sexy witchdoctor, unfortunately, but a witchdoctor nonetheless. Find us on Instagram and Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an e-mail at theelevatorpod@gmail.com The Elevator Pod is hosted by TTPM

It's not what you think, okay. It's actually a lot worse. This week we tell the story of how Barack-kun meowed his way into Putin-chan's cold heart in a bid to save the world and stuff, man I don't even know this one was so weird I can't even almost start to explain the whole situation. Find us on Instagram and Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an e-mail at theelevatorpod@gmail.com The Elevator Pod is hosted by TTPM

In this world, James Charles is dead. Now, I know what you're thinking. And no. This isn't a story about an ideal world where your skin is clear and the flowers are in bloom, because, though he has died, he hasn't left us. This is the story of the poor, unfortune, conservative family that moved into his house after his passing and must now grapple with his ghost and...their own identities gasp Find us on Instagram and Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an e-mail at theelevatorpod@gmail.com The Elevator Pod is hosted by TTPM

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IMPORTANT: FROM THIS EPISODE ONWARD, THE ELEVATOR IS NO LONGER CENSORED Joel found a list of obsolete jobs on WikiPedia and on that list was probably the cutest thing you'll hear today: Toad Doctors. So he and Cherain wrote the pilot to a series all about a witch who befriends a toad doctor. It took a while. It was a long and winding road. But we got there in the end. Find us on Instagram and Twitter @theelevatorpod or send us an e-mail at theelevatorpod@gmail.com The Elevator Pod is hosted by TTPM

This week the two of us got drunk on noodles then decided to make content. Things got very, very silly as we broke the story on the sequel to The Fault In Our Stars. We wrote the story of Hazel's "son" and his quest to reunite with her after their family is torn apart by some dumb, stupid laws or whatever You can find us @theelevatorpod on Twitter or Instagram or shoot us an email at theelevatorpod@gmail.com The Elevator Pod is hosted by TTPM

It's the first episode with our new co-host Cherain (you may remember her from the first episode, "An Abundance of Catherines") This week, Cherain and Joel tackle another beloved book among those darn kids, Adam Silvera's They Both Die At The End. It's just that, yet again, they really have no idea what the book is about. Join us in telling the story of Gundrendre Roxzika, an emo Dwarfpire, and Moon Moon, a teen wolf, and the forbidden love that throws their lives down a twisted path where They Both Die At The End. You can find us @theelevatorpod on Twitter or Instagram or shoot us an email at theelevatorpod@gmail.com The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

This week the gracious Ezekiel Yorke joins us on our wait for the Elevator where we wrote the Star Citizen movie. Join us for the epic story of how Rick Del Hagen, an unassuming maintenance worker, becomes the most wanted man in the Pyro System in a tale of revolving worlds and shifting paradigms. You can find us @theelevatorpod on Twitter or Instagram The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

This week @aniqahbe joined me at the Elevator, and knowing her incredible talent, I decided to leave this week's topic to the mercy of WikiPedia's random article button. And what did WikiPedia choose for us? Well, the BAPS Hindu Mandir in Abu Dabi, of course. Join us as we break the story of how two young ladies from two completely different worlds are brought together by fate at the construction site of the BAPS Hindu Mandir Abu Dabi, and go from bitter rivals to best friends as the things they hated in each other become their strengths. You can find us @theelevatorpod on Twitter or Instagram The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

This week my friend Adrian came by to wait on the Elevator with me and he brought along his Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, so I chose a random deck which turned out to be his bird deck, and we wrote a movie about it. Join us as we break the story on how one young, plucky Lyrilusc moved her people to escape the iron fist of the wicked Tri Brigades in this story of a lost people finding that together, their strength is beyond anything. You can find us @theelevatorpod on Twitter or Instagram The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

In the first episode of the Elevator, I am joined by my friend Cherain as we write the most faithful possible adaptation of the John Green novel "An Abundance of Katherines" Listen as we break the story on how Katherine, the shape-shifting lizard person, and her two best friends overthrow the Irish government and implement Communism. It's a story of adventure, heart break, and redemption that will leave you thinking, "Wow, they really wrote the perfect movie" You can find us @theelevatorpod on Twitter or Instagram The Elevator is hosted by TTPM

Episode Notes In the demo take of The Elevator, Joel forced Anias from Rum Shop Talk to write Space Jam 3 while knowing nothing about Space Jam 2, or basketball. They even got Lola's name wrong through the whole entire show but against all odds, they managed to break a story that almost left Joel in tears by the end of the episode. Come hear us tell the tale of how Bugs Bunny and Kobe Bryant, with the help of friends new and old, save heaven with the power of basketball and friendship!