The Lori Altermann Show

Lori, Kit, PJ & Alex discuss what they don't give an F about this holiday season!

Which one are you?

Lori gets the ick from hotels.  No place to do business.  Especially if there is a shower curtian.

Lori, Kit, Alex & PJ team up to discuss what's happening this fall.  Diddy & all.

Lori, Kit and PJ (thankfully) get the Podcast up and running the day after Kamala Harris and Donald Trump debated in Philadelphia. A brief conversation on politics leads to pressuring PJ into proposing to his girlfriend, sousvide style meat cooking, and who the gang would use their hallpass on. #debate #trump #kamalaharris #usa #politics #relationship #marriage #marriagecomedy #marriageproposal #hallpass #celebritycrush #celebrity #podcast #sousvide #cooking 

In this bold and unapologetic episode, Lori Altermann and her guests tackle the tough question: 'When is it okay to be an a-hole?' Whether it's standing your ground, setting boundaries, or simply saying what everyone else is thinking, they explore the moments where being a little selfish or blunt might just be the right move. Packed with hilarious anecdotes, candid confessions, and some real talk, this episode will have you questioning if being nice is always the best policy. Tune in for a fun and thought-provoking chat on the art of embracing your inner a-hole—when necessary!

In this episode, Lori, Kit, Alex, and PJ dive into the world of dating and relationships by sharing their biggest "icks"—those little habits, quirks, or behaviors that instantly turn them off about the opposite sex. From strange grooming habits to cringeworthy conversation topics, nothing is off-limits as they reveal what makes them cringe and why. Expect plenty of laughs, playful banter, and maybe even some surprising confessions as they dissect the delicate dance of attraction. Tune in to see if any of your own icks make the list!

This week on The Lori Altermann Show, Lori discusses everyone's worst first date. Pat Malloy joins us with a Trump impression and PJ reveals a time when he went off thet grid. #FirstDate #WorstDate #BadDate #LaughAndLearn #LoriAltermannShow

This week on The Lori Altermann Show, Lori dives into the wild world of selling products. From mastering the perfect pitch to navigating epic sales fails, they share their best tips, tricks, and personal stories with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. Whether you're a seasoned salesperson or just love a good laugh, this episode is packed with insights and entertainment. Get ready to learn the art of selling while enjoying a few chuckles along the way. #SalesTips #LaughAndLearn #LoriAltermannShow

In this passionate episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori dives deep into her love for the one and only Eminem. From his groundbreaking lyrics to his unforgettable performances, Lori shares why Eminem holds a special place in her heart and how his music has influenced her life. With personal anecdotes, favorite tracks, and plenty of enthusiasm, Lori celebrates the iconic rapper in a way only she can. Tune in for an episode that's sure to resonate with Eminem fans and music lovers alike, as Lori's admiration for the rap legend shines through every moment.

In this engaging episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori is joined by two special guests to discuss the latest news, celebrity gossip, and the realities of getting older. With her trademark sarcasm and humor, Lori leads a lively conversation filled with witty insights, candid moments, and plenty of laughs. Whether they're dissecting the latest celebrity scandal or sharing their own experiences with aging, Lori and her guests offer a fun and relatable perspective on life. Tune in for an episode that's equal parts entertaining and thought-provoking.

In this unique and lively episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori takes on the role of a morning news anchor. With her signature sarcasm and humor, Lori delivers the latest news, adds her witty commentary, and provides a fresh, entertaining twist on current events. From serious headlines to quirky stories, Lori's take on the morning news is anything but ordinary. Tune in for a fun and engaging episode that will make you see the news in a whole new light.

In this heartfelt episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori welcomes a surprise guest to discuss a mutual lifelong passion: music. Both Lori and her guest share their personal journeys with music, from their earliest memories to the present day. Listen as they explore the profound impact music has had on their lives, the joys and challenges they've encountered, and the moments that have shaped their musical paths. With Lori's engaging storytelling and the guest's unique perspective, this episode is a beautiful celebration of the love for music that transcends time and touches the soul. Tune in for an inspiring and nostalgic conversation that will resonate with music lovers everywhere.

In this relatable and hilarious episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori and Kit dive into the ups and downs of relationships as they riff about how their spouses drive them crazy. With Lori's sharp wit and Kit's comedic timing, they share personal anecdotes, laugh at the absurdities, and offer some tongue-in-cheek advice on navigating marital bliss and chaos. Whether you're married, dating, or single, you'll find plenty of humor and truth in their candid conversation. Tune in for a fun and entertaining episode that will make you laugh and nod in agreement.My Spouse is Driving Me Crazy

In this thrilling episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori sits down with Alex as he shares some of his most harrowing and jaw-dropping near-death experiences. From wild adventures to close calls, Alex's stories will keep you on the edge of your seat. Lori's sharp humor and insightful questions add an extra layer of depth to these incredible tales. Tune in for an episode filled with suspense, laughter, and a touch of disbelief as you hear about the extraordinary moments that have shaped Alex's life.

In this special episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori welcomes a surprise guest who is a true Philadelphia music legend. Join us as we delve into the rich tapestry of his musical journey, exploring the highs and lows, the inspirations, and the stories behind the music that made him a legend. Lori's keen wit and humor, combined with the guest's fascinating anecdotes, make for an unforgettable conversation. Whether you're a music aficionado or just love a good story, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in and discover the magic of Philadelphia's musical heritage through the eyes of one of its icons.

In this dynamic episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori, Alex, and PJ dive deep into the world of masculinity and sports. Listen in as they explore what it really means to be a "real man" in today's world, with plenty of laughs and insightful commentary along the way. Alex brings his A-game with some of his wildest and most outrageous stories, guaranteed to keep you entertained. With Lori's signature sarcasm and humor, this episode tackles stereotypes, celebrates individuality, and offers a fresh perspective on what makes a man cool. Don't miss out on this engaging and entertaining discussion!

In this hilarious episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori, Kit, and producer PJ put their taste buds to the ultimate test. Join us as we dive into a fun and quirky food challenge where we taste test a variety of foods and try to guess which one is the expensive option and which one is the cheap knockoff. Expect lots of laughs, witty banter, and maybe a few surprises as Lori's sharp sarcasm and menopause-driven humor add a unique flavor to this tasting adventure. Tune in for a deliciously entertaining episode that's sure to tickle your funny bone and maybe even inspire your next grocery run!

Today Lori and Kit dive into the messy, hilarious, and often ridiculous world of masculinity, tackling traits like confidence, authenticity, and kindness with their signature wit and humor. Forget the clichés—Lori and Kit are here to break down societal expectations and share their brutally honest (and slightly sarcastic) takes on what it really means to be a man today. Tune in for an episode that's as thought-provoking as it is entertaining. #RedefiningCool #Masculinity #LoriAltermannShow

In this heartwarming episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori is joined by her longtime friend Pat for an intimate and entertaining conversation. Lori and Pat reminisce about their shared memories, laugh about past adventures, and catch up on each other's lives. With Kit by their side, they delve into topics ranging from friendship and personal growth to the hilarious and unexpected moments that have defined their journey together. Join us for an episode filled with laughter, nostalgia, and the enduring bond of true friendship.

In this episode, we are thrilled to welcome Shirlay, a vivacious and spirited lady, to The Lori Altermann Show. Shirlay is a force of nature with a treasure trove of stories that span a lifetime of adventures, misadventures, and everything in between. Her wild and unapologetic approach to life will leave you laughing, inspired, and perhaps a little envious. Tune in as Shirlay shares her unique perspective, regales us with unforgettable tales, and reminds us all that age is just a number when it comes to living life to the fullest. Don't miss this unforgettable episode!

In this unapologetically honest episode of The Lori Altermann Show, Lori opens up about her unconventional stance on exercise and why she doesn't give an F about it. Joined by Kit and special guests, Lori explores the pressures of fitness culture, the importance of self-acceptance, and finding happiness in your own skin. Tune in for a refreshing and empowering conversation that challenges societal norms and celebrates embracing life on your own terms. Whether you're a fitness fanatic or not, this episode is a must-listen for anyone seeking authenticity and self-love.

After a much-needed break, The Lori Altermann Show is back and better than ever! In this comeback episode, Lori and her trusty sidekick Kit reunite to catch up on all the exciting things that happened during the hiatus. They share personal stories, behind-the-scenes updates, and sneak peeks of what's to come. To make this episode even more special, they are joined by a lineup of incredible guests who bring their unique perspectives and stories to the table. Tune in for a fun, laughter-filled, and heartfelt episode as we dive back into the world of The Lori Altermann Show!

Welcome to the wild ride of the very first episode of The Lori Altermann Show podcast, where chaos meets comedy and nothing is too sacred to poke fun at! It's a glorious mess of live bloopers, cheeky banter with my slightly bewildered production team, and my candid takes on everything under the sun. We chat about the absurdity of Alec Baldwin's new reality show venture and I share personal tidbits about family birthdays and graduations that didn't quite go as planned. Buckle up buttercups, because we're tossing the script out the window. You never know what might happen when you go live!