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The Planet Fitness of podcasts, T.M.D. is the judgement free zone where Caroline and Matt get real about all things sex. Tune in, grab a bottle of red wine, and have fun!

Caroline + Matt


    • Apr 27, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 36m AVG DURATION
    • 25 EPISODES


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    Drunken Sex History: The 1960's and 70's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 114:47


    This week, Matt + Caroline take a journey of self expression and free love, and discuss the 1960's and 70's! Highlights include some fabulous celebrities, the many wonderful song covers from Glee, and a good ole' dash of homophobia, misogyny and racism! Pour yourself a long island iced tea (invented in 1972), protest the draft, and let's talk the 60's and 70's!

    Lights, Camera, Action! (Sex In Movies)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 99:04


    This week, Matt + Caroline discuss sex as portrayed in the movies! Highlights include Daniel Craig vs. Rob Lowe, the first sex scenes we remember seeing, and our absolute favorite sex scenes; and some that...didn't exactly deserve an oscar. A very special thank you to the fans who picked this topic, it was one of our favorites so far! So pour a big ole' glass of whatever ya got lying around, get your nudity clause in writing, and tune in for sex in the movies!

    Everything Is Not What It Seems (Catfishing)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 85:12


    This week, Matt + Caroline discuss the topic of catfishing! Highlights include boys who lie about their height, the influence of the Kardashians, and a special guest! Pour yourself a nice tall glass, don't answer your scam phone calls, and let's talk catfishing!

    Medulla Oblongata (Oral Sex)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 99:00


    This week, Caroline + Matt discuss the topic of that good ole' sloppy toppy...oral sex! Convos include Cher, broadway musicals, and blowjob anxiety. Pour yourself a glass, freshen up your between me down there, and tune in for oral sex!

    Drunken Sex History: Ancient Egypt

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 98:30


    This week, journey with Matt + Caroline thousands of years ago and discuss sex in ancient Egypt! Topics include the powers of female seduction, some murder and an unfortunate amount of incest. Pour a glass of wine (or beer!) and tune in for sex in ancient Egypt!

    I'm Coming Out!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 115:18


    On this very special episode of T.M.D. Caroline + Matt discuss the topic of coming out. Highlights include three phenomenal guest segments, and some very personal and inspiring coming out journeys. We know its a tad longer than normal, but this episode is very dear to us and we hope you enjoy it too. So settle in with a drink of your choice, cheers to our (20th!) episode, and let's talk coming out!

    The Big O (Orgasms)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 79:09


    This week, Matt + Caroline dive deep into the topic of orgasms! Highlights include ASMR and how to *actually* make a person with a vagina cum. Grab your drink of choice, prepare for a full body experience, and let's talk orgasms!

    Drunken Sex History: The 1920's

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 101:23


    In the first of a new series, Matt + Caroline drunkenly talk about: sex in the roaring 20's! A decade that revolutionized sinning and sexuality, we discuss the 20's as a w(hole) as well as some personal favorite sex centered stories from the decade. Pop open a bottle of bubbly, remember the secret password, and let's talk sex in the roaring 20's!

    A Jade Egg Up Your Pussy (Sex Toys)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 86:50


    This week Caroline + Matt bring you a very silly episode all about: sex toys! Topics include the bullshit that is Alabama state law, roommates interrupting some rather intimate moments, and Gwyneth Paltrow's endearing pretentiousness. Crack open a cold one, make sure your vibrator gets cleaned, and let's talk sex toys!

    Scandalous Sex Scandals

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 83:20


    This week, Caroline + Matt discuss some of their favorite famous sex scandals! Highlights include Marilyn Monroe, murder, and your two hosts debating between two beloved British actors. Uncork a bottle of red, hire a publicist, and tune in for Scandalous Sex Scandals!

    Fantastic Fantasies (Feat. A Very Special Guest!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 101:45


    **TRIGGER WARNING: This episode does briefly discuss sexual assault fantasies and related topics** This week we bring you a very fun episode all about fantasies! Topics include Josh Hutcherson's bad attitude, our fans ultimate fantasies, and the politicans Matt + Caroline would sleep with. This week also features a guest segment with our friend Daisy, host of the podcast ‘Voldemort Gave Me a Gun'! Pop open a ~fantastic~ bottle of red, let your imagination run wild, and let's talk ultimate fantasies!

    Hard Pressed for a Hard On (Turn-Offs)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 81:25


    This week, Caroline + Matt discuss the topic off turn-offs! Highlights include ex-boyfriends and their cigarettes, math class boners, and brain regions that Matt can't pronounce to save his life. Grab a glass of red wine (it's an aphrodisiac after all) and tune in to turn-offs!

    Bedroom Boo-Boo's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 91:07


    New year, same great T.M.D.! This week, Caroline and Matt kick off the new year with a rather painful topic: sex injuries! Highlights include self inflicted penis fractures, teen movie villains, and some classic TLC programming. Pop open that bottle of red, grab some asprin, and tune in for bedroom boo-boo's!

    Relationships...Who Needs ‘Em!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 90:01


    This week, Matt and Caroline discuss the keys to a happy relationship as two very single people. Topics include the problems with mission trips, cavemen giving blowjobs, and shitty ex-boyfriends. Open a bottle of whatever's in your parents basement, say “thank u, next” and let's discuss relationships!

    Peculiar Places

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 83:27


    This week, Caroline + Matt (virtually) discuss sex in all places but the bedroom! Topics include a nearby nudist colony, orphans, and a surprising amount of sex in churches. Uncork a bottle of red, make sure no children are present, and tune in for peculiar places!

    Fifty Shades of Fucked Up!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 79:47


    This week we bring you a super fun episode all about kinks and fetishes! Topics include inner goddess' and belly button desires, so pop a bottle champagne like us, break out your fuzzy handcuffs, and tune in for kinks and fetishes!

    Well That Was Awkward

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 80:43


    Two weeks late but it's here dicks! This weeks episode is all about awkward and embarrassing sex stories. Topics include sexy dancing, bedroom cleanups, and incest (well, kinda). Grab a holiday beer, wish you could disappear, and talk embarrassing and awkward sex with us!

    You A Messy Bitch?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 99:41


    On this episode, Caroline and Matt get a little ~messy~, and discuss all things messy in the bedroom. Topics include very gross Urban Dictionary definitions, some amazing fan submissions, and pints and pints of blood. Grab a bottle of your best “berry” wine, lay down a towel or two, and let's talk messy sex!

    Keep It Clean (STD's)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 102:49


    This week is a very special episode because it's a fan pick! Topics include herpes scares, various cultural icons and more of Matt's unwarrented singing. So pour a large glass of red, get tested, and let's talk STD's!

    Oh My God I'm 12!!! (Puberty)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 109:05


    This week, Caroline + Matt reflect on one of the most awkward times of everyones lives, puberty! Topics include our celebrity namesakes, Matt's porn problems, and “boobs. you can just google them!”. So just like a pubescent boys voice, “crack” open a bottle of wine, have a talk with your parents, and let's chat about puberty!

    1-800-Got-Dick?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 92:00


    In this very silly episode, Caroline and Matt talk all things sexting! Topics include high school scandals, some really great Halloween costumes, and Matt's never ending singing . So grab a bottle of your favorite red, get your snapchat ready, and let's chat about sexting!

    Caroline And Matt Make A Porno (With a Very Special Guest!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 97:03


    This week, Caroline and Matt discuss all things porn! Highlights include some really fun facts, Harry Potter porn, and a (socially distanced) interview with an actual OnlyFans star!!! Grab a bottle of your favorite *passionate* red wine, and let's talk porn!

    When I Think About You, I Touch Myself

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 82:13


    This week, Caroline and Matt discuss the topic of Masturbation! Matt has his facts, Caroline has her vibrator recomendations, and we both have our wine. So grab your favorite bottle of lube, a glass of rosé, and let's talk about masturbation!

    Like A Virgin (Touched For The Very First Time)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 168:52


    This week Caroline and Matt tackle the topic of virginity! This doozy of an episode has drinking A LOT of red wine, spilling all the tea on our most vulnerable moments, and a very special guest!! So pour a glass of red, settle in for a rather long episode, and let's talk about virginity!

    It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Worst of Times.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 84:15


    On episode one, Caroline and Matt introduce themselves, what the podcast is all about, and get into a pretty broad topic: best times and worst times. Grab a bottle of your favorite red wine and reminisce on your best and worst times with us! Make sure to follow us on instagram at twistmydpodcast for updates!

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