UnWise Guys Podcast

Given Frank's hectic work schedule, the boys come together in Frank's living room for a heart-to-heart talk on Frank's hat closet, his peacock mailbox, and his tree that fell on his neighbor's house. The boys officially announce the 2017 International like-aholic pageant which will be a competition like the NCAA tourney for all social media stars. Finally Nick admits that he had a terrible week because he lost a very expensive wallet as they laugh that nobody who actually found it would ever give it back to him.

The guys are at the Tropicana in Atlantic City joined by Frank's buddy, Mark. They discuss the agenda of the bachelor party that Nick has crashed and how three guys will share a room. Frank is ripped pretty heavily for losing his money quite fast. They tell stories of a woman getting her foot stuck in the elevator, gambler's outfits, Frank breaking a chip at the blackjack table, pre-gambling routines, and so much more. The journey ends when Nick brings up Aaron Hernandez and his suicide inside his prison cell, which naturally leads to a discussion about how each UnWise Guy would survive in prison. Join the chaos!

The boys recap their holiday weekend and that heavy post holiday feeling. Somehow they lead into Frank's judgement of people by their shoes and sneakers, including his preference for female converse all stars. Frank explains his odd "sock issues" and his "ginnie-t" base layer. They move on to discuss emojis and abbreviations and Frank's inability to spell.

Nick and Frank recap their overly packed Hoboken, NJ show from the past weekend. They open up their feelings on what it's like seeing this kind of turnout and how each prepared and responded to it. They admit the uneasy feelings of having their wives up front and center taking it all in. Nick mentions that he lived up to his end of the bargain and getting his drink on, something he is still recovering from days later. The topic of jealousy comes up and each share old tales about jealous girls and jealous moments. Then the conversation moves to the fights between couples and how heated they get it. Both tell some tales of fights they've been in and witnessed, including a stabbing tale that Frank recalls. If you have been embarrassed about fighting in public with your lover, this will make you feel less stupid. Enjoy!

Nick and Frank tailgated outside Comic-con for an hour in the rain and were not impressed. Donald Trump's infamous bus ride comments lead to an honest conversation about how guys talk and picking up women. Frank met his wife with a “Hey Stranger” line while Nick met his wife riding on a $2 bus. Nick goes down memory lane and reveals his pick up techniques – “the $14 chicken parm special” and the “Juice of Love”.

Frank and Nick recollect their romantic man date luncheon in a poorly lit, empty Sushi joint. Frank yells at an annoying parent at his nephew's 4 year old flag football game. Nick describes his 3 doctor appointments and the inevitable cough check. Finally, the guys discuss a disturbing story about a Canadian McDonald's employee who got fired for stealing 80 pounds of Nuggets by sliding them up his ass. Eat up!

The NY/NJ bomber has just been caught so the boys express excitement and relief as they tear into him. They marvel at the sheer stupidity of people waiting in line for Iphone7's and it leads to a chat on the history of cell phones. Nick re-bans Frank for his continued Twitter assaults and Frank picks apart Nick's weird traits like nail biting, ocd and the terrible shirt he is wearing.