WhiteTrashPodcast

Well you can't beat a classic, and nothing is more classic than a bunch of nonsense blurted out in no particular order. However, we do end up committing to a contest, of who could attract the most gay men. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Everybody welcome our new producer, audio technician, sound engineer, and our new third leg, Brandon. Side note, he didn't handle this episode. We went over our normal time as this was a special occasion, this episode is packed full of shit so just sit back and enjoy. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

After almost two weeks following a computer crash I have no idea what this episode is about, enjoy If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to another glorious episode of the White Trash Podcast. This episode has way too much material, and in an impossible to follow way, so take a listen and let it explain itself. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Of all the episodes and the terrible things that have been said, this episode ended up have something cut. Will you ever get to know what it was? No, no you wont... unless we decide to make it a bonus clip on Patreon. Other than the lingering question, this episode is packed with all your favorite nonsense so enjoy. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to the episode in which we sort out politics, re-define offensive words, tell you where all the things you lose in your car go, define sexual limitations in long-term relationships, and all in the worst way possible... and that's just the first thirty minutes. We also got all the other things people have come to know and love in this episode so enjoy If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Don't waste your time trying to figure out what the hell this episode is about, I sure didn't. Trending topics, masturbation habits, things of historical significance, awkward encounters, tips on how to treat a lady, and maybe even how to repair your VCR it is all possibly in this content packed episode. Nobody reads these anyways so just enjoy the episode. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to the new year everyone, enjoy the fresh start, a whole new set of failed resolutions, and this episode. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to Christmas time, a time where we vaguely mention Christmas and never bring it up again. Enjoy this episode with all the classic elements you have come to expect. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music or wherever you listen to podcasts

After a long break, we are back. This episode has all kinds of things you have come to expect from taking poppers to famous pedophiles. It feels good to be back so enjoy the episode.

Welcome to the latest episode in White Trash history! By latest, I mean we recorded this episode weeks before it ever came out. I would love to tell you what is in it but, I can't remember. Enjoy the episode. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

This episode is full of fun, innovation, and a new game. We have all the things you look for in a WT episode so break out those ass-sized band-aids, odds are someone will need them. We decided to test a new game on the podcast. Right now, the game is called Guess Which Racist Movie Title is Real... so we are now taking suggestions for a new name. In case you had any plan to, don't listen to this episode through an external speaker while at work. Avoid getting yourself fired and enjoy the episode. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to another fantastic episode. We decided to take a break from current events and rant for over an hour. It was a damn good rant and you don't have anything better to do anyway. Enjoy the episode everybody. P.S. We may not have support from the whole world, but the support we do have is damn good. We would like to dedicate this episode to our highest Patreon supporter, N. Scott Beumer. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

If there was ever a right time, it's now. This episode has everything you will ever need. This episode fills that empty space in your soul that you tried to fill with money, possessions, or dicks (the black kind) It could also be the cure to erectile dysfunction and male pattern baldness. I could be lying, but you will never know unless you listen. Enjoy the episode and your new rock-hard erection. If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

We wont pretend that this podcasts has a point, if you dont pretend like it's supposed to. All we know, is that in our universe, every black person gets their own Chad to do with as they please. That should be reason enough to gain everyones support. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to another wondeful episode of the White Trash Podcast. This episode is full of wonderful things, like the word "tranny." In fact, this episode is sponsered by the word "Tranny." Get geady for all the wrong things said at the right times. Enjoy the episode. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Yet another classy episode for our sophisticated listeners. This was a pretty laid back episode if you couldn't tell from the title, and we just kept it simple. We talk about being poor, Hispanics, how to haggle, Jesus, Adam's love of fish tanks, and I have what is obviously a mini-stroke. Enjoy the episode. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Holy shit, this one got weird. I am slowly losing the ability to explain the things we say on this podcast. You will just have to listen to this one. Also if you are a licensed psychologist, please email us, Adam might need a referral to a good therapist. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Well, it's hard to top an episode where you accidentally committed a felony but we did our best. In this episode, Adam reveals his plans for the future, we get real black and white issues on the table, share some big news, get real weird, and give proper insight into married life. Come join in on the fun and enjoy the episode If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Back after a nice long break, we posted bail and are awaiting trial. In this episode, Adam invents a hit tv show that we will call Panther Cage (Its Shark Tank but only for black people,) We talk about how to properly compliment someone's baby, we talk about the right way to have a pedophile island for A-list celebrities and politicians, a bunch of other stuff, and then I commit a felony on the podcast by accident. I would offer this episode up as evidence that it was an accident but that might not work in my favor. So until the FBI comes and raids my house we are back, enjoy the episode. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

The only regret I have for this episode is not keeping the audio of Adam throwing up into a trash can. We talk about Adams fond childhood memories, what being poor is really like, how to have anonymous gay sex in various men's restrooms, Adam tells a story of police brutality, we give credit to the Jewish community for their accomplishments, we talk about childbirth, and I insult teenagers again. There's a lot to hate yourself for laughing at in this episode so enjoy. If you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch If you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

We faced our first real hurdle in keeping this podcasts alive. We didn't talk about it but that's not the point. Adam admits to a highway assault, I get one step closer to becoming a paranoid schizophrenic, we talk about the new standards for genders, we bring back southern gentleman lawyer and a few other things that should be left to the imagination. You should also remember that you can support this nonsense and get all kinds of extra nonsense by signing up and supporting us on Patreon.com. We hope you enjoy the episode. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to another episode of the White Trash Podcast. Currently, there are several major political issues on the minds of nearly every American. We avoided all of them and decided to talk about movies, sexual kinks, adult films, common daily issues, and a few taboo topics. The last thing people listen to this podcast for is our political insight so we don't provide it. Take a little time to laugh at something, instead of sinking deeper into depression, and enjoy the episode. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

A lot has happened since last week so we did our best to cram it all into this episode. We never did understand the meaning of "too much" information. We are like that drunk girl at a party that shares way too much personal information after one person says something slightly embarrassing about themselves. You want to tell her to shut up but you're invested at this point. Like a bored housewive day drinking, watching soap operas, and planning her sales pitch for the jewelry business she's going to start. We hope you enjoy the episode. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes/confess your sins, here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

If you can't prove something because you're wrong, remember to talk louder. We don't need to do that, but that's not the point. We treat every episode as if it were that sketchy ride at your small-town fair. It is obviously unsafe and you shouldn't do it but you get on it anyways. So hop on this sketchy ass ride and grab the one thing you can find that is actually bolted down properly. We will throw in yelling safety instructions, that you cant understand, from a distance after you are already on the ride for free. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/send nudes/confess your sins, here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Once you get past the awkward exterior, you get to the delightful funny nougat center of the podcast. Yea the nougat is bitter and it wants you to hate it, but it grows on you. The way every asshole that pretends to like black licorice eats it in front of you. Like their tastebuds are so more refined that actually enjoy that shit taste in their mouth. Because we all know that pretending to like things we know we hate, makes us better than other people. So be better than everyone else and enjoy this podcast. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/send nudes/confess your sins, here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Don't waste your time reading this description, I'll never tell you anything. You can try all you want but its never going to happen. This episode is way too good for you. This episode is too good for words. This episode could beat your dad in a fistfight. This is the kind of episode that would bang your mom then come out into the living room to smoke a cigarette, while your sitting on the couch, and talk about how good your mom is in bed. Then you think he will be nice to you because he wants to hang around just to bang your mom some more but he's a total dick. All that nonsense aside, we talk about the important things in life during this episode. I would tell you more about the episode but if people liked reading we would have a blog and not a podcast. Enjoy the episode. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/send nudes/confess your sins then here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Well, the description of this episode is all in the title. A lot of me talking without actually saying anything unless it had something to do with my eyeball. Adam managed to make jokes and I managed to circle back around to my eyeball every 15 minutes. However, it is not all bad. In those 15 minute sections, we managed to talk about a new drug trend, the future, how information was obtained before google, Adam comes up with a new show, I mention the thing stuck in my eyeball again, Adam invents a new acronym explaining how all women are P.I.G.s, and plenty more odd nonsense. Come join in on the fun and try to enjoy the episode. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/rate/review/confess your sins/send nudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Well, we pulled out all the weird on this one. Long story short, if you can relate to anything we say in this episode then you should be ashamed of yourself. We talk about the faults in the last episode, Adam spends way too much on markers, the hard life of a prison smuggler, How people need something real to complain about, foot fetishes, Adam reimagines Fight Club, absolute power, I share an extremely boring story to buy time, and of course no episode would be complete with childhood stories. So come join in on the fun hope you enjoy. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Never trust guys like us with microphones. I would normally say "it isn't that bad." in this case, it was that bad. No need for an explanation or excuses. To get right down to it, this episode was just weird. Maybe a good weird, maybe a nad weird, you decide. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

We get real nostalgic and talk of years gone by in this episode. We got fond childhood memories like Adam just now discovering he was getting cheated on, memories like me ordering Pay Per View porn while visiting family, and other stuff I wish we hadn't mentioned. We talk about how tacky and poor our childhoods were. We talk about straight edge kids and how to bring down Andrew W.K., we get super deep into conspiracy theories. We ask, how long before that "gag gift" dildo you got for your friends' party, that you keep in your closet, finds its way into your butt? Then we discover where baby cheese comes from. All in one completely disorganized package. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Here we are again, at yet another important crossroad. Not really, unless that crossroad was wether or not to let Adam admit what he bought high-end lubricant for. We give you an inside look at the secret codes that never existed for gay men when being gay was a criminal offense. We took the idea of a well constructed, planned out episode and threw that idea right in the trash. There was a lot of beautifully random stuff in this episode and theres no good way to explain it. Like uncovering Adams deep respect for Tiny Tim. Anyways, we hope you enjoy the episode. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Another week and another episode. Ignore the audio issue at 37:00, it doesn't last long. We talk about Aerica, the greatest country on planet Earth, P.I.V., what your sandwich says about your sexuality, how confusing it is to be in a relationship with someone that likes to be dominated but also refuse to be argued with, how to perform bisexuals with your wife, How getting ahold of porn at a young age is bad for men and women, Race-related vs. racist, sticking women in a room with adult film stars and watching mistakes unfold, VR police training for handling autistic people, vaccines, rife arert, how to battle Asian customer service representatives, and some other stuff that's sure to make someone upset. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Happy Pride month everyone, we're back at it again. Another week and some more jokes. We discuss how best to celebrate Pride month, we take some listener news story suggestions, talk about a white lady that ate too much cocaine, discover the true enemy of the Power Rangers (the t.v. show, not the white supremacist group)I talk about my weird habit as a child, Adam uncovers another J.F.K. conspiracy, Adam talks about how important it is for him to have a rival, We discover how hard it was to be a woman in medieval times.. then realise it was just as hard for men, and then we fill in all the other empty space with the sort of things you would expect us to. We hope hope you enjoy the episode. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Welcome to another episode, this episode is less directed at current topics and more so the ramblings of two guys into microphones. We tell you how to interrogate your own genitals, describe how sad reality is, Adam reminisces about being the go-to guy for seamen, we share some white trash stories from around the world, Adam also lays out a character for the podcast to use on Tinder, I use the word poetries, Adam shares a bad memory that turned me on, Adam declares he is to be referred to as the king of auditory --------- (that means its a secret) and like a bad infomercial there is much more so enjoy. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

We take you through the real Twilight Zone on this one, turns out we were never racist, you were the racist the whole time. We fixed immigration, you're welcome, we discuss a few early career options I had, we confuse a hijab with a burqa, Adam talks about his fathers short time with Bruce Lee, we got backyard barbeque fights, we tell you how to rage quit life, step-by-step how to make a horse, we mention how desperate we are, all this and more coming to you completely organic and gluten-free. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins, here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Well, it doesn't get more textbook than this episode people. We go through some odd topics. We tell you the truth about seatless bicycles. We talk about fragile masculinity and how masculinity isn't fragile. We follow that with a clear example of how fragile our masculinity is. We tell you how to assert your dominance in a prison setting, how to quickly climb the ladder in your white supremacy group, things you shouldn't call the person that just cut you in line (at least not out loud) and we give birth to blackie, the first black-face pirate. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Strap on your "triggered" shirt and warm up your typing fingers. Porn stars with mental disabilities, gay role play, labia discrimination, racist grandmas, the church of Satan, Westboro Baptist church, swastica carving kids and so on. We crammed a lot into this one. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

If we have yet to offend you just give us a chance, we'll get there. A lot of little things came together to fill out this episode. Things like A lesbian at Little Ceasers, a shark with a turtle stuck in its mouth, motivational exercise, movie spoilers, a step by step guide on how to lose your dignity, and some other stuff we seen on the news. Sit back, relax and take it all in. Don't clinch you'll only make it worse. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

We tackle some of the greatest mysteries of all time in this episode. We also give some of the best advice you'll ever hear from anyone, then between those epic things we divulge personal information that no sane human with even an ounce of shame ever would. Hear the tale of Snergy Jones, the untold mystery of Biggie and Tupac, the awkward things I say to my wife in bed, the truth about the never ending hunt for Big Foot and other stuff too. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Long story short, we solved the gun control issue.... you're welcome. We talk the Naval Academy, my wife trying to get me to cheat, saved by the bell gets mentioned, Adam gives out his phone number, white supremacists, the modern Jewish smuggler, my house is now being haunted by Adams mom and tons of other nonsense if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

This was a short episode thankfully. We did this one like any guy that talks a big sex game, straight out the gate with hard hitting and then done 3 mins later. Only we had to pretend we weren't done for an additional 57 minutes. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

You can go ahead and put this one in the record books. What you put it in as isn't the point, as long as it's in the damn book. From the rather risky London dungeon butt stuff, to getting lost in the funk, we crammed a lot into this episode. Even if you don't laugh you will still come out on top with a solid list of things you should never say in any public setting for any reason, even tho we encourage you to do so. old cartoons, lost children, standard issue drugs, Neo Nazis, David Blaine, the funk, apocalyptic currency, doomsday preppers and somehow a recipe for a one pan chicken lasagna, its all in this episode (minus the chicken recipe) if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

there's a lot in this episode to digest. The true dangers of surgical male enhancement, some fond memories, what we would do if we won the girth lotto, we share some deep personal sandwich fantasies, we talk about some potential sponsors... also sandwich related, we also ask the important questions, what really happens to seamen after its been deposited into a female anus?... Is it still viable baby gravy? oh and other stuff too if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

we dropped the ball on this one. don't blame us, blame the rap music. people only seem to email when we mess up or have a short episode, so we made a short episode where we messed up. I guess we miss the emails. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

One day the things we say will be chargeable offenses, so get it while you can. We where a little slow out of the gate and we tripped up a few times down the track. Luckily we shot all the other horses so we still came out on top. This is one of those episodes where you get less current topics and more incite into things about us you don't want to know. We somehow continue to believe we have said the worst we can say, that all our private, disgusting, dark, embarrassing, shameful secrets have been told. We continue to prove each other wrong. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Once again R. Kelly's exploits are a current topic of conversation, so we went hard. We also discover that North Koreans are actually squinty eyed Frenchmen. I have now accepted the fact that my house will probably be first on the North Koreans list of targets. We also decided to use our major influence to give advice and impose our ideas onto others. For all we can tell, that's what you're supposed to do. We cover some rad dude topics, and discuss all around rad dude stuff. All in the fashion you should come to expect from us. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

The proof is in the pudding... or some crap like that. In our case the "pudding" is a 316 lbs. lesbian that sends us hate mail every time we make a lesbian joke. Naturally we did the only correct thing to do and made more lesbian jokes. All that stuff aside we actually hit some current topics this week. The topics are only current if you are either a lesbian, a parent, a person with an opinion, someone that gets on the internet, a person with feet or if you plan on taking a trip to Africa any time soon. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

We aren't afraid to admit when an episode isn't that great, but we also refuse to take responsibility for our actions so in short, this episode isn't that great but it is climate changes fault. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

We where certain we couldn't possibly get any lower on the show... long story short, we where wrong. in this episode we decide to chime in on gender identity crisis, give some safe driving tips, address female gamer harassment, bring up weight privilege and other very important stuff. Adam admits to something he regrets more than anything, and I reveal a sexual kink of mine. What did Adam confess? Whats my kink? Listen and find out. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music

Far too often the legal battle for your right to all the herpes is overlooked. We address that issue and have now started an illegal law firm to help you fight for all the herpes you deserve. We made glorious small talk and jokes that if you laugh at, you will be going to hell. We also admit some things that we probably shouldn't have, and had to replace 45 minutes of the podcast that didn't record/got deleted. if you would like to support the show and get exclusive content please sign up at patreon.com/whitetrashpodcast or show your support in a more public manner and gear up at shop.spreadshirt.com/whitetrashmerch if you would like to contact us or like/share/comment/subscribe/follow/lick/sendnudes/confessyoursins/seriouslysendnudes/ here are some links to do that email- whitetrashpod@gmail.com facebook.com/whitetrashpodcast Twitter- @whitetrashpod find us on iTunes, Sound Cloud, and Google play music