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In This Very, Very, Very Special Episode, Curtis Eventually discusses the Very Exciting and Crazy Milestones the Show has Hit! And it all Starts with an Auction!Sounds Crazy? That's Because it Is! Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT:Curtis:Hello and Welcome to a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host, Curtis Elton and Yes...it is a Very Special Episode Indeed!Now Before I tell you why this Episode is so Special, can Somebody Guess?! Let's See! (Whip Sound Effect)Starting Bids! 1 Guess, 1 Guess, 1 Guess, Yes! Man in Blue! Man in Blue! Have you got any Guesses?Man in Blue:I do not have any Guesses.Curtis:Ok! Anyone else have Another Guess?Yes! Lady in Pink! Lady in Pink! Going Once! Going Twice! Wait!Lady in Pink:I do not have any Guesses!Curtis:Well in that Case, Bidding's Raised to 2 Guesses!Do I see 2 Guesses? Do I see 2 Guesses?! 2 Guesses?! Anyone there? Do I see Anyone There!Yes! Man in the Beret!French Man in Beret:Go away Stupid! I Do not Care!(Spits)Curtis:Well if there's no More Guesses, I Guess I'll Just have to Tell you Myself! (Whip Sounds Effect)Now Brace Yourselves, Because the Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Exciting News I Have to tell you is that I Have Not 1, Not 3, not 5, Not 7, Not 10, Not 9, Not 11, But 2 Very, Very, Very, Very exciting things to Tell you Today!Now the 2 Very, Very, Very, Very Exciting things I Have to tell you are...That This Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! isn't the 1st, isn't the 2nd, isn't the 10th, isn't the 20th, isn't the 50th, isn't the 100th, but is the 25th Episode!Yes! That's the Number between 24 and 26, and it's a Quarter of a 100, so Yes...This Truly is a Fabulous Episode!(Applause)Thank You for the Applause! Thank You, Thank You so Much! Oh Please! Thank You! Oh Thank You! Thank You for the Standing Ovation! (Applause Ends) Wow, Thank You!Now if that one didn't get you Off of your feet, then this One Sure Will!That's Right! 'Listen! Listen! Listen!' has Now Reached it's Not 1st, Not 2nd, but 3rd Season! Summer! Yeah!Thank You! Can I get Some Applause Please!(Applause) Thank You! Ah Thank You so Much! Oh Thank You!Can I get an Amen! Amen!Can I Get a "Yeehaw Cowboy" Thank You! Thank You! Thank You very Much! (Applause Ends)(Robot Impression)Joy Overload! Joy Overload! Mayday! Mayday! Joy Overload! Joy Overload! Mayday Mayday! (Repeats in Background)Will Somebody turn that Off Please?! Thank You!Well Apparently the News is so Exciting that Everything has Just Shut Down!So Anyway, Thank You for Listening to a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!Catch you Next Time! Bubye! I'm Outta Here!Wow! That was So Exciting! That was the Most Exciting Thing in the World! I'm Just so Excited About Being Excited and I (Stops Abruptly)I Think it's Still Recording! Eh, Never Mind!Oh That was Amazing! You Know What?! That was Fantastique! (Blows a Kiss)
What's up Brightsiders? Do you want kids? Do you have them? Do you even like them? Well apParently (get it?) they can be real drag but there is a Bright Side to having them right? Well fellow comedian Natasha Estrada is here to talk about The Bright Side Of Having Kids so listen up!
The 2018 NBA Quiz Bowl takes place today between Coach BG and Coach Skye. We recap the recent football weekend with our "Well Apparently" observations. We also take a second to reflect on the events 17 years ago that happened on 9/11. 5:28 - "Well Apparently" 9:45 - 2018 NBA Quiz Bowl 21:51 - Don Nelson won how many games in the NBA?? Haha 28:50 - The winner is... 29:56 - Best Thing you Saw
You may have heard about all those videos on youtube parading around as content for children? Well APPARENTLY it gets much worse. but we'll try not to dwell on horrible things this week, instead Melissa and Michael are just going to sit here and talk smack about all the dumb things out there.